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(PG-13) Are These Topless Pictures of Selena Gomez?
Someone posted what MIGHT be topless cell phone pictures of SELENA GOMEZ. The woman's face is only visible from the mouth down, so there's no way to tell if it's really her . . . but it looks like it COULD be.
Most importantly, Selena's infamous CHEST MOLES seem to be in the right places.
For the record, Selena's rep says this is NOT her. (Check out the pics here. WARNING!!! Boobs ahead.)
Lupita Nyong'o, Emma Watson and Pharrell's Giant Hats Made This Year's Best-Dressed List
PHARRELL WILLIAMS and his giant hats made "Vanity Fair's" International Best-Dressed List. As did Neil Patrick Harris, Lupita Nyong'o, Cate Blanchett and Emma Watson.
Sexy Pictures of Famous People
1. A San Diego Asian restaurant (slash) nightclub called Bang Bang has a bathroom COVERED in pictures of RYAN GOSLING. And the ladies love it. They also have a men's room covered in Godzilla posters . . . and there's even a Hello Kitty section.
2. JESSICA BIEL still has one of the best sets of dumps in the business.
2. British singer ELLIE GOULDING looks great in a bikini, but boy is she white.
3. CHRIS BROWN posted a picture of Karrueche Tran for "Woman Crush Wednesday". Does that mean they're back together?
5. MILEY CYRUS has some new tattoos . . . including the Flaming Lips song title "Love Yer Brain".
6. Here's a gallery of your favorite "pop-punk heartthrobs" then and now.
7. I still can't figure out why ALEC BALDWIN is so angry all the time when he has a wife who can do stuff like this.
8. Sexy Video: CHRISSY TIEGEN admits she was DRUNK when she threw out the first pitch at the Dodgers game the other night. (Stick around until the end of the video, where she explains her nickname "40 Nugz".)
Kanye West Compares Celebrities Dealing with the Paparazzi to the Civil Rights Movement
KANYE WEST thinks celebrities dealing with the paparazzi go through the same things that black people did during the Civil Rights movement. He says, quote, "In the '60s people used to hold up 'Die [N-word]' signs when my parents were in the sit-ins also . . . I equate it to discrimination. I equate it to inequalities.
Kanye West is Afraid Drones Will Kill His Daughter
KANYE WEST is afraid his daughter will be killed by a paparazzi drone. He told a lawyer during a deposition, quote, "Wouldn't you like to just teach your daughter how to swim without a drone flying? What happens if a drone falls right next to her? Would it electrocute her? Could it fall and hit her if that paparazzi doesn't understand how to remote control the drone over their house?"
J.K. Rowling Wrote a 15-Year-Old Girl Who Quoted "Harry Potter" After Her Family Was Murdered
15-year-old CASSIDY STAY lost her parents and four siblings when they were murdered by an uncle. After she quoted Professor Dumbledore from a "Harry Potter" book at the memorial service, author J.K. ROWLING sent her a handwritten letter from Dumbledore and other gifts.
Bear Grylls Explains How to Survive a Real-Life Sharknado
Survival expert BEAR GRYLLS shared some tips for how he'd make it out of some crazy movie scenarios alive . . . and he even tried to give an answer for "Sharknado". He admitted that you're "a bit screwed" if it happens in real life, but he says to get a strong stick, and go for the gills, eyes and nose.
Chris Pratt Almost Didn't Audition for "Guardians of the Galaxy" Because He Didn't Want to Embarrass Himself
CHRIS PRATT almost didn't audition for "Guardians of the Galaxy" because he had a bad experience trying out for "G.I. Joe" a few years ago. He says, quote, "I went in there, and halfway through I saw the director's eyes just glaze over. It made sense. I was a little heavy and out of shape . . . I did not look like a G.I. Joe action figure come to life."
The Upcoming "Terminator" Movie Has a Weird, Misspelled Title
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER posted a photo on Instagram, revealing that the new "Terminator" movie will be called "Terminator: Genisys". It's spelled G-E-N-I-S-Y-S for some reason. A lot of fans aren't impressed . . . and Tweeted things like, quote, "'Terminator Genisys' will explore a bleak future where robots have taken over our spellcheck."
Thursday TV Reminders:
• The first season finale of "Dominion" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Syfy.
• The series premiere of "Extreme Guide to Parenting" . . . 9:30 to 10:30 P.M. on Bravo.
• The series premiere of "Garfunkel and Oates" . . . 10:00 to 10:30 P.M. on IFC. A sitcom featuring the musical comedy duo of Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci. Riki's the blonde. You can preview the first episode at GarfunkelAndOates.com.
• "Last Comic Standing" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on NBC. The final four perform.
• The series premiere of "Seven Deadly Sins" . . . 11:00 to 11:30 P.M. on Showtime. Morgan Spurlock presents his modern-day interpretation of the seven deadly sins from the Bible . . . lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, and pride.
• The series premiere of "Black Jesus" . . . 11:00 to 11:30 P.M. on Adult Swim. A live action comedy about Jesus living in modern day Compton. It's from the creator of "The Boondocks" and stars a guy named Gerald "Slink" Johnson as Jesus.
Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:
• "The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Will Arnett, and T.I.
• "Late Night with Seth Meyers" - Michael Fassbender, "Fargo" minx Allison Tolman, and author Joshua Ferris.
• "Letterman" - Jason Segel, Liv Tyler, and Trampled by Turtles. (Repeat)
• "Jimmy Kimmel" - Mickey Rourke, Jordana Brewster, and Banks.
• "Carson Daly" - Giovanni Ribisi, the band Tinariwen, and "Obvious Child" director Gillian Robespierre. (Repeat)
• "Conan" - Megan Fox and comedian Todd Glass.
• "Craig Ferguson" - Breckin Meyer and Morena Baccarin.
• "Chelsea Lately" - Dallas Mavericks forward Chandler Parsons.
• "Jon Stewart" - "Rich Hill" director Tracy Droz Tragos.
• "The Colbert Report" - Airbnb CEO Brian Chesky.
Five Random Facts For Thursday
1. The Pledge of Allegiance was adopted by Congress in 1942 but didn't say "under God" until it was amended by Congress in 1954.
2. The word "apron" was originally "napron." But when people would say, "a napron," most people would hear, "an apron" . . . so eventually it just became "apron."
3. In "2001: A Space Odyssey", the computer's name is HAL . . . and all three of those letters are just one letter away from "IBM." Stanley Kubrick says that was a coincidence.
4. The five countries with the largest Muslim populations in the world are Indonesia, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, and Nigeria. And none of them are in the Middle East.
5. More than 50% of the world has brown eyes . . . only 1% to 2% of people have green eyes.
(Wikipedia / Quick and Dirty Tips / Wikipedia / Pew Forum / Buzzle)
A Six-Year-Old Now Knows More About Technology Than You Do
A new study has confirmed what you knew deep down . . . the average six-year-old now knows more about technology than the average 45-year-old. Overall, 14 and 15-year-olds are the most confident about new technology. The average 18-to 45-year-old knows slightly more than a six-year-old, but less than a teenager.
What Secrets Do Your Kids Think They're Hiding From You?
What secrets do your kids THINK they're hiding from you? One parent found his four-year-old keeping a picture of Michelle Obama under his pillow . . . one found his 10-year-old daughter's notebook logging every time she's broken wind and how funny it was . . . and one found her 12-year-old son had just Googled "world's biggest boobs."
1. "My four-year-old son keeps a picture of Michelle Obama under his pillow. He thinks we don't know it's there and thinks we don't notice when we go places and he slips it in his pocket."
2. "My 10-year-old daughter has a log of when she's broken wind in a notebook that she grades on a scale of one to 10 for hilarity."
3. "My five-year-old daughter has a secret love of my three-foot-tall Batman doll. I once saw her slow dancing with it for a good three minutes."
4. "I looked through my 12-year-old's search history. He searched for 'boobs,' 'world's biggest boobs,' and 'sex in bed.' I've been pretending I didn't see it."
5. "My eight-year-old has a secret stash of candy inside of one of her board games. I needed two dice, opened it, and found the stash. She has no idea sometimes I eat a piece of candy out of it from time to time." (Reddit)
The Ten Things You're Most Likely to Argue About in the Car
According to a new survey, the thing that's most likely to start an argument in the car is GETTING LOST. Followed by speeding, not asking for directions, loud kids, and yelling at other drivers.
You Can Vastly Improve the Bunless Burger . . . Just Replace the Bun with Hamburger Patties
The fast food chain Fatburger just VASTLY improved the bunless burger. Instead of the 'patty-wrapped-in-a-piece-of-iceberg-lettuce' abomination you usually see, they use two HAMBURGER PATTIES as the bun . . . and all the toppings go in between. Genius.
A Guy Bought Every Apple Pie at a Burger King So the Obnoxious Kid Behind Him Couldn't Get One
There's a story online that we can't PROVE is real . . . but we hope it is. A guy was in line at Burger King, in front of a woman and her out-of-control, screaming kid, who was swearing and demanding an apple pie. And the guy got so sick of it that when he got to the front, he bought all 23 apple pies in stock so the kid couldn't get one.
(Reddit / Consumerist)
Washington D.C. Is the Coolest City in America . . . Here's the Top 20
"Forbes" put together a list of the coolest cities in America, based on things like entertainment options, cultural options, diversity, young people, and breweries. The top five are: Washington D.C. . . . Seattle . . . Austin . . . Houston . . . and San Francisco.
(Forbes)
Liam James is 18. Jack Linden on "The Killing".
Mike Trout is 23. Angels outfielder who's the best all-around player in baseball today.
Samantha Ronson is 37. DJ who's best known for clambaking with Lindsay Lohan. She also picked a fight with Paris Hilton for her weak attempts at DJ-ing.
CHARLIZE THERON is 39. Perfect-looking GODDESS from the upcoming "Mad Max: Fury Road". She was also in "Hancock", "Aeon Flux", "The Italian Job", "The Cider House Rules", "2 Days in the Valley", "Prometheus" and, most notably, "Children of the Corn 3: Urban Harvest".
Michael Shannon is 40. Obsessive prohibition officer Nelson Van Alden on "Boardwalk Empire". He's also General Zod in "Man of Steel".
Mavericks lead singer Raul Malo is 49.
Harold Perrineau is 51. Michael on "Lost" . . . AND Link in "The Matrix Reloaded" and "The Matrix Revolutions".
Ramon Estevez is 51. Older brother of Charlie Sheen, younger brother of Emilio Estevez and star of "The Dead Zone", in which he WAS "Teenage Boy With Camera". Ramon's daddy Martin Sheen was one of the stars of the movie.
David Duchovny is 54. Philandering sex addict who's SEPARATED from his wife Tea Leoni.
Bruce Dickinson is 56. Lead singer for Iron Maiden.
Wayne Knight is 59. Jerry's chubby arch-enemy, Newman, on "Seinfeld".
Rodney Crowell is 64. Country singer. He had FIVE straight #1 hits back in 1988-89. Remember the '80s??? Rodney Crowell does.
B.J. Thomas is 72. "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head".
Verna Bloom is 75. Mary, Mother of Jesus in "The Last Temptation Of Christ" AND the dean's wife in "Animal House" that lucky frat boy Eric Stratton nails.
Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer (1927 - 1959) He fell victim to The Curse of the Little Rascals when he was FATALLY SHOT IN THE GROIN after pulling a switchblade on a guy over a $50 debt in Van Nuys. The shooting was ruled a justifiable homicide. Alfalfa was 31.
Billie Burke (1884 - 1970) Glenda, The Good Witch in "The Wizard Of Oz".
Mata Hari (1876 - 1917) Seductive female spy. The filthy Frenchies shot her.
Countdown to Upcoming Events
• Chicago Boot Camp starts today
• 22 days to Labor Day Weekend
• 31 days to Grandparents Day
• 32 days to International Literacy Day
• 35 days to September 11th
• 897 days left of "Hope and Change"
232 years ago . . . In 1782, GEORGE WASHINGTON created the Order of the PURPLE HEART, which is given exclusively to servicemen wounded in combat.
It's the oldest military decoration in the world still in use, and the first award made available to the "common soldier".
57 years ago . . . In 1957, the world lost the comedic genius of OLIVER HARDY . . . better known as the chubby half of LAUREL & HARDY . . . to a blood clot in the brain. He was 65. STAN LAUREL lived until 1965.
43 years ago . . . In 1971, THE BEE GEES got their first of seven #1 records in America. It was "How Can You Mend a Broken Heart?"
19 years ago . . . In 1995, ten days before he was scheduled to be executed for the murder of a police officer, black activist and radio reporter MUMIA ABU-JAMAL won a reprieve from the original trial judge in Philadelphia.
PEACE OUT! STAY BLACK! FREE MUMIA! (???)
18 years ago . . . In 1996, NASA scientists announced that there was POSSIBLE LIFE ON MARS . . . 3.6 BILLION years ago.
17 years ago . . . In 1997, GARTH BROOKS put on a free concert in New York's Central Park that drew between 250,000 and 750,000 fans. The police estimated the crowd at 250,000 . . . the promoters put it three times higher.
15 years ago . . . In 1999, PRESIDENT CLINTON, during a visit to his home state of Arkansas, promised to devote the rest of his presidency to ERASING POVERTY. And IT WORKED. (???)
Nine years ago . . . In 2005, "ABC News" anchor PETER JENNINGS died of lung cancer. He was 67 years old.
Nine years ago . . . In 2005, MARC COHN . . . he of the huge hit song "Walking in Memphis" . . . was SHOT IN THE HEAD by a guy trying to carjack his van in downtown Denver.
Marc did NOT die and eventually made a full recovery.
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