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Is Bruce Jenner Nailing Kris Jenner's Best Friend? 

 

 

News Flash:  This kind of thing doesn't just happen in middle school:  KRIS JENNER is reportedly FREAKING, because BRUCE JENNER is nailing her best friend and former assistant, Ronda Kimihara.

 

 

They were spotted going to dinner and an ELTON JOHN concert in L.A. earlier this month, and a source says Kris is, quote, "torn apart and angry," and she's CRYING EVERY NIGHT.

Celebrities Who've Never Been Married 

GEORGE CLOONEY may have been the most famous, or infamous, celebrity bachelor, but you have to remember, he's now on his SECOND marriage.  Some celebrities have NEVER trusted anyone enough to make that kind of traditional commitment.  Here are some examples:

 

 

Daryl Hannah recently made news for hooking up with Neil Young, but at 53, she's never been a bride.

 

 

Oprah Winfrey has been with Stedman Graham forever, but she simply won't commit.  She once said, quote, "I'm not a traditional woman . . . the very idea of what it means to be a wife and the responsibility and sacrifice that carries;  I wouldn't have held that very well."

 

 

Sheryl Crow was engaged to Lance Armstrong before they broke up in 2006, but that's as far as she's gotten.  She's 52.

 

 

Bill Maher.  He's a pretty shameless MAN-WHORE, to the point where he says the wives of his married friends don't like them hanging out with him because, quote, "I'm like an escaped slave:  I bring news of freedom."  Bill is 58.

Diane Keaton has knocked boots with Woody Allen, Warren Beatty and Al Pacino, to name a few . . . but at 68, she's never walked down the aisle.

 

 

She says, quote, "I don't think that because I'm not married it's made my life any less.  That old maid myth is garbage."

 

 

At 74, Al Pacino has also never been married.  But he does have twins with ex-girlfriend Beverly D'Angelo.

 

 

Charlize Theron has said she won't get married until gay marriage is legal everywhere.  But she's getting pretty serious with Sean Penn, so you never know.  Charlize is 39.

 

 

Back in the '90s you couldn't throw a rock in L.A. without it landing within 15 yards of a guy Winona Ryder slept with . . . including Johnny Depp and Matt Damon.

 

 

But she blames her parents for the fact that she might never marry . . . because they've been together for over 40 years and they've, quote, "set the bar so high."  Winona is 43.

 

 

Today's Gift from the Gods:  Video of an 18-Year-Old Channing Tatum Stripping 

 

 

Here's today's GIFT FROM THE GODS:  A video from 1999 of an 18-year-old CHANNING TATUM STRIPPING(!!!)

 

 

At the time, he was billing himself as CHAN CRAWFORD, and was dancing in a Chippendales-type show in Florida called Male Encounter.  As I'm sure you know, the first "Magic Mike" movie was based on his real experiences as an exotic dancer.

 

Sexy Pictures of Famous People 

 

 

1.  In these pictures, IGGY AZALEA is wearing a shirt that says "H.O.C."  Which, in this case, could stand for "Hoof Of Camel".

 

 

 

2.  Check out this video of celebrities who look just like their famous parents.

 

 

 

3.  If you like NICOLE SCHERZINGER, you'll love these pictures.

4.  KIM KARDASHIAN gives new meaning to the term "Taking your ASS to Taco Bell".

 

 

 

5.  ROB LOWE bloodied his knee while surfing and STILL looked hot.

 

 

 

6.  MILEY CYRUS is on tour in Australia . . . performing vagina first, as usual.

 

 

 

7.  BLAKE LIVELY went out shopping for baby clothes in some kind of giant Native American poncho-looking thing to hide her baby bump.

 

 

 

8.  This is a big deal, people:  SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR cut her hair shorter.

 

 

 

9.  Can you guess the BRAD PITT movie by the hairstyle?

 

 

 

10.  MISSY ELLIOTT has dropped a lot of weight.

Is Kanye West Scared to Death of Spiders? 

 

 

KANYE WEST comes across as a pretty fearless guy . . . to a fault, even . . . but rumor has it he's got a serious case of arachnophobia.

 

 

A supposed "close friend" tells the "National Enquirer" that spiders freak Kanye out so much that he'd make KIM KARDASHIAN take care of it, if one showed up in their bathroom.

 

 

The source adds, quote, "Kim thinks it's hysterical.  She says he's a big baby, and asks what he's going to do if North is scared of spiders."

Was Justin Bieber Scolded for Kicking a Ball Around the Vatican? 

 

 

Word has it JUSTIN BIEBER was "reprimanded" for kicking a SOCCER BALL around the Vatican recently.

 

 

Justin reportedly shelled out over $25,000 for a private tour of Vatican City . . . but apparently, he got bored just walking around inside old buildings, so he had to kick the ball around in the halls.  The staff was NOT amused . . . and he was, quote, "very strongly told off."

 

 

Justin hasn't commented, and probably won't.  However, he did post a photo on Instagram a week ago, of him at the Vatican . . . with his soccer ball.

Peyton Manning Broke Brett Favre's Record for Career Touchdown Passes 

PEYTON MANNING has thrown more touchdown passes than any other quarterback in NFL history.  He had 510 TD passes by the time he came out of the game between the Denver Broncos and the San Francisco 49ers.  Previous record holder by the end of the night.  He surpassed BRETT FAVRE, who has 508 career touchdown passes.

 

Brad Pitt's "Fury" Was #1 at the Box Office

 

 

BRAD PITT'S World War Two movie "Fury" was #1 at the box this weekend with $23.5 million.

 

 

Two other films also debuted in the top 5:  The 3D animated movie "The Book of Life" made $17 million in 3rd place . . . and "The Best of Me" opened with $10.2 million in 5th place.

 

 

Here are this week's Top 10 movies:

 

 

1.  NEW:  "Fury", $23.5 million.

 

2.  "Gone Girl", $17.8 million.  Up to $107 million in its 3rd week.

 

3.  NEW:  "The Book of Life", $17 million.

 

4.  "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day", $12 million.  Up to $36.9 million in its 2nd week.

 

5.  NEW:  "The Best of Me", $10.2 million.

 

6.  "Dracula Untold", $9.9 million.  Up to $40.7 million in its 2nd week.

 

7.  "The Judge", $7.94 million.  Up to $26.8 million in its 2nd week.

 

8.  "Annabelle", $7.93 million.  Up to $74.1 million in its 3rd week.

 

9.  "The Equalizer", $5.5 million.  Up to $89.2 million in its 4th week.

 

10.  "The Maze Runner", $4.5 million.  Up to $90.8 million in its 5th week.

David Letterman's Cue Card Guy Was Fired After He Attacked One of His Writers 

DAVID LETTERMAN's longtime cue card guy TONY MENDEZ was FIRED after he attacked "Late Show" writer BILL SCHEFT a little over a week ago.  He doesn't blame Dave, though.  He says it was CBS' call, and Dave is, quote, "the best, most generous boss I have ever had."

Monday TV Reminders:

 

 

"Monday Night Football" . . . 8:30 to 11:30 P.M. Eastern on ESPN.  The Pittsburgh Steelers host the Houston Texans.

 

 

"Dancing with the Stars" week six . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC.  Leah Remini fills in for Erin Andrews, while Erin takes some time off to cover the World Series.

 

 

"The Voice" battle round . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC.

 

 

• The season premiere of "American Dad" which moves from Fox to its new network . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on TBS.

 

 

• The second season premiere of "The Millers" . . . 8:30 to 9:00 P.M. on CBS.

 

Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:

 

 

"The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Jason Segel, Steve Harvey, and Alicia Keys.  (Repeat)

 

 

"Late Night with Seth Meyers" - Connie Britton from "Nashville", Ben McKenzie from "Gotham", and Australian singer Vance Joy.  (Repeat)

 

 

"Letterman" - Robert Downey Jr., Sarah Paulson, and hip hop artist Lizzo.  (Repeat)

 

 

"Jimmy Kimmel" - Ice Cube, "Science Bob" Pflugfelder, and Bush.

 

 

"Carson Daly" - Corey Stoll from "House of Cards", the Birds of Satan, and a look at "The Chair".  (Repeat)

 

 

"Conan" - Alan Cumming from "The Good Wife", Casey Wilson from "Marry Me", Pentatonix, and Joe Perry.

 

 

"Craig Ferguson" - Sarah Paulson, and Jim Rash from "Community".

 

 

"Jon Stewart" - Bill O'Reilly.  (Repeat)

 

 

"The Colbert Report" - Neil Young.  (Repeat)

 

Five Random Facts For Monday

1.  The sum of all the numbers on a roulette wheel is 666.

 

 

2.  John Cazale . . . who you know as Fredo Corleone . . . only appeared in five movies from when his career started in 1967 until he died at age 42 in 1978.

 

 

ALL five were nominated for the Oscar for Best Picture:  "The Godfather", "The Conversation", "The Godfather Part Two", "Dog Day Afternoon", and "The Deer Hunter".

 

 

3.  Tug of war was an Olympic sport from 1900 through 1920.

 

 

4.  The band at Tiger Woods's wedding to Elin Nordegren in 2004 was . . . Hootie and the Blowfish.

 

 

5.  College students spend a total of $5.5 billion on alcohol per year . . . almost twice as much as they spend on textbooks.

 

 

The Five Most Common Lies We Tell About Our Weekend . . . To Make It Seem More Exciting

Here are the five lies people use the most when they want you to think they DIDN'T just sit around all weekend:  They went out Saturday night, and it was crazy . . . they did something adventurous, like hiking or skydiving . . . they did something educational, like going to a museum . . . they went out for an expensive dinner . . . or they went away for the weekend.

1.  That you went out with a bunch of friends on Saturday, and it got CRAZY.

 

2.  That you did something adventurous, which could mean anything from hiking to skydiving.

 

3.  That you did something educational, like going to a museum.

 

4.  That you went out to an expensive restaurant for dinner.

 

5.  That you went AWAY with someone for the weekend.

 

 

The Ten Most Searched For Costumes on Yahoo

The most popular costume search on Yahoo so far this year is for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle outfits, followed by pirate costumes . . . "Star Wars" costumes . . . Poison Ivy from "Batman", for some reason . . . and then the generic phrase "superhero costumes."

1.  "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

 

2.  Pirate costumes.

 

3.  "Star Wars" costumes, which are always popular.  But more so this year, because they're making "Star Wars 7".

 

4.  Poison Ivy, from "Batman"(???)

 

5.  The phrase "superhero costumes".

 

6.  Catwoman.

 

7.  "Monster High" costumes.  Which is a series on Nickelodeon, and there's a line of dolls.  They're also making a movie.

 

8.  Olaf from "Frozen".

 

9.  Elsa from "Frozen".

 

10.  Tinkerbell, possibly because of the "Peter Pan Live" thing NBC is doing in December.  (Yahoo)

The Ten Worst Cell Phone Habits

According to a new global survey, here are five things you should never do with your phone, no matter where you are in the world:  Use your speakerphone in public . . . play music without headphones . . . take photos of strangers . . . make a phone call in a restaurant . . . and video chat in public.

1.  Using your speakerphone in public.  53% of people said it's extremely rude.

 

2.  Playing music or videos without headphones, 46%.

 

3.  Taking photos of strangers, 41%.

 

4.  Making a phone call in a restaurant, 39%.  That's even if you're not on your speakerphone.

 

5.  Video chatting in public, 26%.

 

6.  Having the volume on your alerts the whole way up, 26%

 

7.  Texting at a movie or a concert, 23%.

 

8.  Taking photos of your food at a restaurant, 19%.

 

9.  Letting your kids use your phone to play a game or watch something, 17%.  Which is weird . . . because as long as they have headphones, aren't they LESS annoying?

 

10.  Checking dating apps like Tinder while you're hanging out with someone, 12%.  So apparently the majority of us think that's NOT rude?  (Expedia)

Three Ways To Maximize Your Phone's Battery

You might have heard that it's bad for your cell phone battery to run out of power.  But it's ALSO bad to charge it to 100%.  To keep it in the best shape possible, keep it between 40% and 80% capacity . . . and never let it get hot.

A Woman Tells 911 Her Sister Has Ebola . . . Just So They'll Show Up Faster

On Thursday, a woman in Columbus, Ohio called 911 and said her sister had just been to Africa and might have EBOLA.  So police roped off her house with crime-scene tape, and people in HAZMAT suits showed up.  But it turned out the sister DIDN'T have Ebola symptoms and HADN'T been to Africa.  The woman just said that to get an ambulance there faster.

A Woman Falls Off the Toilet When She's Startled by a Falling Tile . . . and Then Sues Her Contractor for $35,000

In 2011, a 61-year-old woman in Ireland had the walls of her bathroom re-tiled.  Then two weeks later, she was using the bathroom when one of the tiles fell off and broke on the floor.  And it scared her so much, she fell off the TOILET and hurt her knee.  So she sued the contractor, and just won $35,000.

Candice Swanepoel is 26.  Victoria Secret minx who wore the $10 million Royal Fantasy Bra at last year's Victoria Secret Fashion Show.

 

 

Katie Featherston is 32.  Well-chested, Demon-tormented Katie in "Paranormal Activity".  Can you believe they're working on the SIXTH one of these?  Are we supposed to believe this family films every tiny little thing they do?  What are they, the Kardashians?

 

 

John Krasinski is 35.  Mantastic Jim on "The Office".

 

 

Sam Witwer is 37.  Darth Vader's secret apprentice in "The Force Unleashed" video games, Doomsday on "Smallville", and Crashdown on "Battlestar Galactica".  Now he's the vampire roommate on Syfy's "Being Human".

 

 

Snoop Dogg is 43.  Not a fan of Iggy Azalea.

 

 

VIGGO MORTENSEN is 56.  The studly Aragorn in "The Lord of the Rings".

TOM PETTY is 64.

 

 

Dannii Minogue is 43.  Kylie's sexy younger sister . . . who used to be married to "Nip/Tuck" stud Julian McMahon.  She books herself into hotels under the name Pussy Jones.  (True!)

William Zabka is 49.  Blonde-haired bully Johnny Lawrence in "The Karate Kid"!!!  He swept the leg . . . and it cost him the title.

 

 

Jim Sonefeld is 50.  One of the white guys in Hootie & The Blowfish.

 

 

Danny Boyle is 58.  Genius director of "Trainspotting", "Slumdog Millionaire", "28 Days Later" and "127 Hours".

 

 

Keith Hernandez is 61.  Former New York Mets all-star (slash) fantastic "Seinfeld" guest star.

 

 

William Christopher is 82.  Father Mulcahy on "M*A*S*H".  He was also Private Lester Hummel on "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C."

 

 

Jerry Orbach  (1935 - 2004)  Lenny Briscoe on "Law & Order" and the voice of Lumiere, the candlestick, in Disney's "Beauty and the Beast".

 

 

Earl Hindman  (1942 - 2003)  Wilson on "Home Improvement".

 

 

Grandpa Jones - (1913 - 1998)  ("Hee Haw" and Grand Ole Opry regular.)

 

 

Mickey Mantle - (1931 - 1995)

Countdown to Upcoming Events

• 11 days to Halloween

• 13 days to Daylight Saving Ends

• 31 days to the American Smoke Out

• 38 days to Thanksgiving Day

• 66 days to Christmas

• 823 days left of "Hope and Change"

70 years ago . . . In 1944, during World War Two, GENERAL DOUGLAS MACARTHUR stepped ashore at Leyte in the Philippines, two-and-a-half years after he'd said, "I SHALL RETURN."

 

 

46 years ago . . . In 1968, former first lady JACQUELINE KENNEDY married troll-like Greek shipping magnate ARISTOTLE ONASSIS.  Drunken TEDDY KENNEDY was responsible for the financial side of the shady deal.

 

(They had a 173-clause marriage agreement that stipulated "separate bedrooms" and "no children".  Jackie HO was guaranteed only $52,000 if she left Onassis in the first five years of marriage . . . and she only had to spend Catholic and summer holidays with him.)

 

 

41 years ago . . . In 1973, the ROLLING STONES scored their first #1 ballad, "Angie", whose title sparked rumors that it was a love song from Mick Jagger to DAVID BOWIE'S then-wife, Angela.  Mick Jagger and David Bowie had the sex ya know.

 

 

41 years ago . . . In 1973, the Steve Miller Band classic "The Joker" was released!

 

 

37 years ago . . . In 1977, LYNYRD SKYNYRD singer RONNIE VAN ZANT, guitarist STEVE GAINES, and his sister / backup singer CASSIE, were killed when Skynyrd's single engine plane crashed in the swamps of Gillsburg, Mississippi.

 

 

26 years ago . . . In 1988, the LOS ANGELES DODGERS won the WORLD SERIES, beating the OAKLAND A'S in five games.

 

 

20 years ago . . . In 1994, BURT LANCASTER died in Los Angeles at age 80.  He used to nail LIZ TAYLOR, ya know.  But then again . . . who didn't?

 

 

10 years ago . . . In 2004, LENNY KRAVITZ was sued for causing over $300,000 worth of water damage to a neighbor's apartment when his penthouse toilet overflowed two months earlier.

 

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