Cassandra Rose

Either this British frontman has never changed a diaper or he's never washed a dish. He once opined, "Men should always change diapers... It's like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes."

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Since Johnny Depp has played every character under the sun -- a crazed hat-making ginger, dude with scissors for hands, serial-killer-barber, pirate, vampire, gonzo journalist, chocolate factory owner, undercover cop, cocaine dealer, cross-dressing director -- he figured he'd take a leap and play a Native American in the film version of 'The Lone Ranger.'

Which didn't go so well when it required him to ride a horse.

As Depp recounted on 'The Late Show With David Letterman' on Thursday night, Feb. 21, he almost died when a stunt involving a horse went awry. Thankfully for all of us, most of him (in particular, his beautiful face) was unharmed.

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Oscar nominee Jennifer Lawrence is the new high-fashion face of the Miss Dior campaign, which apparently focuses on accessories and handbags for the pale, veil-wearing lady.

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Part of you is probably thinking, “Snooki and JWoww? I don't want to watch them doing anything, much less dressing Conan O'Brien up like a Staten Island mob wife.”

But the other part is screaming, “I WANT TO SEE CONAN IN FALSE EYELASHES!”

And ultimately? That part always wins.

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This actress has a whole lot of ethnic pride. As she'll tell you, "I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds and the women just pop them out."

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Nothing like a little bloodshed to bring some sunshine to your day. This actor admitted, "Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered."

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Songstress and larger-than-life stage performer Lady Gaga is still suffering from the injury that caused her to completely scrap what's left of her Born This Way Ball tour.

Specifically, a “labral tear” in her hip which has left her unable to walk and signaled a need for emergency surgery. But as usual, she's found the silver lining -- and a new mechanical friend.

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Insurance companies don't like to bring it up, but we're facing a serious problem: spontaneous human combustion. This actor often ponders, "What would happen if you melted? You know, you never really hear this talked about much, but spontaneous combustion? It exists!"

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Denizens of reality television Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt made a name for themselves in the UK after their douche-tastic stint on 'Celebrity Big Brother,' but the good people across the pond are now a little freaked out -- because a documentary revealed that Speidi's home is stocked with a cult-level number of guns.

Why? To product them from their legions of crazed fans, of course.

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This is just like the myth of Narcissus, but with an aging rocker staring into a mirror instead. This immortal once said, "I have this strange sort of animal magnetism. It's very hard for me to take my eyes off myself."

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Despite currently being childless, this director with a fondness for blowing things up has big parenting plans, saying, "When I have a son, I'm going to have him get seduced by an older woman. It's a great way for a guy to learn."

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This actress thinks going on a murderous rampage is one of the most loving things someone can do. She once admitted, "My dream role would probably be a psycho killer... it's incredibly romantic."

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