Cassandra Rose

Maybe Will Ferrell was testing out a new character, or maybe he just thought it would be fun to pretend to be security at a Lakers' game, but either way the mustachioed comedian showed up to the Staples Center on Feb. 12 in a red uniform with a name tag reading Ted Vagina - because hey, why not - and promptly got to work.

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Our definition of "basic" is clearly a bit off -- because according to this actor, "There's something very basic about rubbing honey on your skin and going steaming with a bunch of strange Russian men."

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John Mayer moved to Western Montana to heal his vocal cords after some intrusive surgery. So since he had some time to kill, he did an interview with CBS Sunday Morning in which he apologized to his former girlfriends and talked up his current one.

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Five words just isn't enough. This actress misheard a question abut her "year" and responded to a reporter, "My urine? Describe my urine in five words? I don't think I can do it in five. Oh! My year!"

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Who doesn't love a good GIF? Communists, that's who.

We've compiled the best GIFs from the 2013 Grammy Awards. From audience participation to dresses that were ripped from 'The Hunger Games,' this year's Grammy GIFs had it all.

Chris Brown showing the world just what a jerk he is? We have that too.

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Not every celebrity loves being in the spotlight 24/7, as hard as that is to believe. Plenty of celebs live outside of Los Angeles and New York to avoid any undue attention and stay under the radar. Although they still probably have satellite homes in those places -- just in case they're itching for an ego boost.

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Sorry paramedics, you are obsolete. This believer in a made-up religion mused, "Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help."

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Seems there's a lot of ice skating going on in hell these days, because serial-dater John Mayer finally admitted he exhibited some douche-like behavior to his former lady loves Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift.

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Cosmopolitan magazine wants to recreate one of its most iconic images -- a nude Burt Reynolds lying on a bear-skin rug -- with a modern actor for its younger readers' viewing pleasure.

NSFW photo below if your boss is against circa-1970s hairy naked dudes lolling about with strategically-covered genitals.

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This singer wants his food to look the same coming out as it does going in. He once mused about bowel movements, saying, "Isn't it weird that some small pets make doo doos that look just like the food they eat? I wish I had that talent."

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Lindsay Lohan didn't mean to stiff her recently fired lawyer Shawn Holley -- she just forgot there was a six-figure debt. As you do.

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Between 1989 and 1990, the late Robert Kardashian kept a diary that detailed his life's mundane events -- and the dark side of his then-wife Kris Jenner and how her alleged cray affected their children Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.

And of course he jotted those thoughts down instead of, you know, taking legal action. Even though he was a celebrated attorney himself.

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