Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Seems this politician thinks global warming is so bad that the climate is melting the stripes right off the animals on the Veldt. He once said, "A zebra does not change its spots."
Supervillain Selena Gomez Made Justin Bieber’s Worst Birthday Even Worse-er
As you've most likely heard by now, Justin Bieber had the “worst birthday.” Except, you know, he didn't. But it turns out his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez might have made that birthday suck even more when he texted her in the hopes she'd cheer him up and she completely refused to respond.
Then she stroked the fluffy white cat on her lap and launched a rocket into the moon while yelling "TAKE TH
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Failure is not an option -- unless it's school we're talking about. This rapper admitted, "I failed ninth grade three times, but I don't think it was necessarily 'cause I'm stupid."
‘Bad Lip Reading’ Pits Jennifer Lawrence + Taylor Swift in an Epic, Five-Legged Battle [VIDEO]
Bad Lip Reading is a YouTube channel which puts words in people's mouths based on what it looks like they're saying. And for enjoyment purposes, they're all the wrong words.
If you want to hear Jennifer Lawrence say, "I have Taylor Swift in a big coffin. She wanted to fight me. She was a fire-walker. She has five legs," then this is the video series for you.
Sir Elton John Is So Rich, He Can Afford a Separate Hotel Room Just for His Glasses
As you count down the hours until payday, consider this: Elton John has so much scratch that he recently requested an entire climate-controlled hotel room solely for his collection of trademark glasses.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Sounds like someone probably has a really weird Amazon Wish List. This Canadian songstress once said, "To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God."
So Miley Cyrus Has Blue Hair Now [PHOTOS]
Just when you thought Miley Cyrus couldn't get any more rebellious than driving around with blow-up dolls, dancing with strippers and cropping her bleach-blonde hair super short, she goes and dyes that hair blue.
Or, if her Twitter is to be believed, silver with highlights that make it look blue in every single photo.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Someone took the United States Secretary of the Interior title a little too literally, telling that person, "You've done a nice job decorating the White House."
Jennifer Lawrence Praises Photoshop for Her Stunning Miss Dior Ads, Is Perfect [VIDEO]
Jennifer Lawrence snagged an Academy Award and a campaign with Miss Dior this year, and the first time she saw the photos of her haute couture fashion shoot was on the Oscars red carpet, prompting her to wonder who the girl in the snaps was.
But J. Law humbly gave Photoshop credit for all of her pale-faced beauty, because how could a human -- even one as perfect as J. Law -- possibly look like tha
LeAnn Rimes Recently Insulted Reality TV, But Might Get Her Own Show Anyway
LeAnn Rimes may be getting her own reality show -- just like her mortal enemy and frequent public combatant, Brandi Glanville.
Stop Us If You’ve Heard This One: A Shirtless Justin Bieber Walks Into a Hotel [PHOTOS]
Today is Justin Bieber's birthday, which means in addition to being the final 365 days of his teenage years and reminding young girls how mortality works, it's time to honor Canada's prodigal son with a gift.
Like maybe a shirt or two.
Harry Styles Is Hit in the Groin With a Shoe, Goes Down Like a Fainting Goat [VIDEO]
One Direction member Harry Styles obviously angered someone at their concert in Glasgow, Scotland on Tuesday (Feb. 26) when not one but two shoes were thrown at the singer, hitting him in the crotch.
Who throws a shoe? Honestly? (Sorry if references to 'Austin Powers' are no longer de rigueur these days.)