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Cameron Diaz Says You “See Everything” In Her Nude Scene in the Movie “Sex Tape”
CAMERON DIAZ claims she lets it all hang out in her new movie “Sex Tape” . . . quote, “I mean you see everything.” She also talks about not being a mom at 41 . . . quote, “I like protecting people, but I was never drawn to being a mother. I have it much easier than any of them. That’s just what it is. Doesn’t mean life isn’t sometimes hard. I’m just what I am.”
Megan Fox Thinks Ellen DeGeneres is Sexy
MEGAN FOX has a new crush. And it’s . . . ELLEN DEGENERES. In the new issue of “Cosmo” she says, quote, “I think Ellen is sexy.
“Maybe it’s the way she gives off the impression that she’s anti-‘the business’ even though she’s engaging in it. And humor is always sexy.”
Ellen isn’t Megan’s first girl crush. A few years ago, she said that OLIVIA WILDE is, quote, “so sexy, she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.” (Check out Megan’s “Cosmo” pics here.)
Julianne Hough Says There Was Nothing Wrong in Her Relationship With Ryan Seacrest, But There Was Nothing Right
JULIANNE HOUGH spoke with “Redbook” about why her relationship with RYAN SEACREST didn’t work. She said, quote, “There was nothing wrong or bad, but there was nothing right.”
“I had one foot out because I didn’t want to get hurt. And I didn’t say what was on my mind because I didn’t want to ruffle any feathers. I needed to be perfect.”
Sexy Pictures of Famous People
1. If it’s wrong to find SUSAN SARANDON’S pregnant daughter EVA AMURRI sexy in a skintight dress, then I’m pretty sure I don’t wanna be right.
2. And DAVID BECKHAM is in his underwear again.
3. DANIEL RADCLIFFE smokes, walks a bunch of dogs and romances MARISA TOMEI in the upcoming JUDD APATOW movie “Trainwreck”.
4. How white is rapper MACKLEMORE? He has an Instagram account for his CAT.
5. Through the “magic” of makeup, GWYNETH PALTROW “transformed” herself into Madonna, Brigitte Bardot, Audrey Hepburn and Farrah Fawcett.
6. Even a one-piece bathing suit is powerless against CARMEN ELECTRA’S raw sexuality.
7. MARIAH CAREY thinks she’s just like us because she walks her dog. The thing is, WE don’t walk our dogs in stilettos.
8. Any time SOFIA VERGARA wants to thrust her cleavage in my face, I am here to receive.
9. LANA DEL REY obviously split up with her fiancé, because she’s already messing around with another guy.
10. Of all the crazy movie looks JOHNNY DEPP has pulled off, the old guy with the receding hairline he plays in the upcoming crime drama “Black Mass” is somehow the most striking.
Robin Williams Has Checked Into Rehab to “Fine-Tune and Focus” His Sobriety
ROBIN WILLIAMS checked into rehab, but his people say he did NOT fall off the wagon. A rep says, quote, “After working back-to-back projects, Robin is simply taking the opportunity to fine-tune and focus on his continued commitment, of which he remains extremely proud.”
Shia LaBeouf May Not Be in Rehab After All
SHIA LABEOUF isn’t in rehab after all, but his rep says he is, quote, “voluntarily receiving treatment for alcohol addiction.”
He adds, quote, “Shia understands that these recent actions are a symptom of a larger health problem and he has taken the first of many necessary steps towards recovery.” (And here’s a picture of Shia with that Alcoholics Anonymous book.)
Did Portia de Rossi Go to Rehab Because of Ellen DeGeneres?
“In Touch Weekly” says PORTIA DE ROSSI went to rehab back in May for an addiction to drugs and alcohol . . . which she turned to because of ELLEN DEGENERES and her controlling ways. A source claims, quote, “She went from sipping white wine occasionally to drinking at least a bottle or more a day and topping it off with a pill. It got to the point where she was out of it four nights a week.”
The “Transformers” Sound Guys Had to Make a Cow Sad for 15 Seconds to Get the Sound of the Dinobots
To get the sound of the Dinobots, the sound guys on “Transformers: Age of Extinction” used the “crying” of a SAD COW. One guy says, quote, “There was a cow that was very emotional and would make certain vocalizations when other cows were being fed, but he was not . . . We recorded him for about 15 seconds, and by then our hearts were broken. We stopped, and he was fed.”
Five Predictions from “Back to the Future 2″ That Are on the Verge of Coming True
A list of Five Predictions from “Back to the Future 2″ That Are on the Verge of Coming True includes Vertical Takeoff and Landing Vehicles, Biometrics like thumbprint technology and various innovations in TV technology. They also put hoverboards on the list, even though it doesn’t seem like they’re close to happening.
Well, here are five that may be on the verge of coming true . . .
Vertical Takeoff and Landing Cars: The military is actually working on one, although it’s not technically a car. It’s a drone with heavy lifting capabilities that could carry and detach cargo like vehicles and pods full of supplies.
Mr. Fusion: We’ll probably never be able to just throw random trash into a tank and have it run our vehicles. But there’s such a thing as biogas, which is created from the breakdown of biodegradable materials. Cars that run on it probably aren’t too far off.
Commonplace Biometrics: In the movie, people use their thumbprints just about everywhere, to do things like pay for stuff and open doors. In real life, the technology is here, it just isn’t secure enough.
It may not be common practice by the end of 2015, but if the technology improves, it could be the way of the future.
Weird TVs: In the movie, they have display screens you can roll up like a piece of paper, multi-screen TVs and TVs with weird shapes.
In the real world, there are already flexible displays on phones, and new technology allows TV companies to make a TV or display in any shape they want.
Hoverboards: Sadly, this one actually DOESN’T seem likely to become a reality anytime soon, so we’re not really sure why it’s on the list.
In 2010, a French artist named Nils Guadagnin built a replica of the hoverboard, and actually made it hover. But he used MAGNETS. It couldn’t move OR bear weight.
Barbara Walters on Sherri Shepherd and Jenny McCarthy Leaving “The View”
On Monday night, BARBARA WALTERS talked about SHERRI SHEPHERD and JENNY MCCARTHY leaving “The View” for the first time since they announced it last week. She said, quote, “I don’t think we have a new direction yet. [But] I think we have time.” So it sounds like Sherri and Jenny WILL remain on the show through the end of the season next month.
The U.S. Loss to Germany Came in Third in the Ratings
The World Cup soccer match where the U.S. lost to Germany had 8.2 million viewers and came in third in the ratings. And Sunday’s BET Awards placed sixth with 7.5 million. We lost to Belgium yesterday, which knocked us out of the quarterfinals.
Here are last week’s Top 10 shows:
1. “NCIS”, CBS, 8.8 million viewers.
2. “60 Minutes”, CBS, 8.5 million viewers.
3. “World Cup Soccer: U.S. vs Germany”, ESPN, 8.2 million viewers
4. “The Big Bang Theory”, CBS, 8 million viewers.
5. “America’s Got Talent”, NBC, 7.9 million viewers.
6. “BET Awards”, BET, 7.5 million viewers.
7. “NCIS: Los Angeles”, CBS, 6.9 million viewers.
8. The 16th season premiere of “Big Brother”, CBS, 6.7 million viewers.
9. Thursday’s episode of “Big Brother”, CBS, 6.6 million viewers.
10. “20/20″, ABC, 6.4 million viewers. This was the one where Barbara Walters interviewed the father of the kid who went on a shooting spree in Santa Barbara.
Tonight’s Late Night Talk Shows:
• “The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon” – Tom Cruise, Kendall & Kylie Jenner, and Chrissie Hynde. (Repeat)
• “Late Night with Seth Meyers” – Wanda Sykes, Piper Perabo, and Stromae. (Repeat)
• “Letterman” – Sarah Silverman, kid scientists, and We Are Scientists. (Repeat)
• “Jimmy Kimmel” – Susan Sarandon, Ramon Rodriguez, and Robin Thicke.
• “Carson Daly” – Timothy Simons, Cosmonauts, and the Shanghai Restoration Project. (Repeat)
• “Conan” – Ricky Gervais, Gillian Jacobs, and the Goo Goo Dolls. (Repeat)
• “Craig Ferguson” – Scarlett Johanssen and Maz Jobrani. (Repeat)
• “Chelsea Lately” – Melissa McCarthy.
• “Jon Stewart” – Daniel Schulman. (Repeat)
• “The Colbert Report” – John Green. (Repeat)
Five Random Facts For Wednesday
Here are a few random facts for you. The only real person mentioned in any “Harry Potter” book is a girl who wrote J.K. Rowling while she was dying from leukemia . . . Rowling made her a student at Hogwarts. Shaquille O’Neal was one-for-22 on three pointers in his NBA career . . . that’s 4.5%. And Billy Bob Thornton has a phobia of antiques.
1. There’s only one real person mentioned in the “Harry Potter” books . . . a nine-year-old girl in Toronto named Natalie McDonald who was dying of leukemia.
She was a huge fan, so a family friend emailed J.K. ROWLING, who included her as a student at Hogwarts in the fourth book.
2. It’s a big trend to tag Instagram pictures with the hashtag “nofilter” . . . bragging that you took a great photo without using a filter. But 11% of people who use the hashtag “nofilter” actually use a filter.
3. Dunkin’ Donuts sells a donut covered in chocolate frosting and shredded cheese in Indonesia . . . along with a chocolate and avocado flavored frozen coffee drink.
4. SHAQUILLE O’NEAL hit one three-pointer in his 21-year NBA career. It came in his fourth season. He ended his career 1-for-22 on three pointers . . . 4.5%.
5. BILLY BOB THORNTON has a phobia of antiques and refuses to stay in a room that has furniture from earlier than 1950.
Couples Spend More Time Together in the Bathroom Than at the Dinner Table
A new survey found that couples now spend more time together in the BATHROOM than at the dinner table. 45% of couples spend time together in the bathroom daily . . . whether it’s brushing their teeth, talking while they get ready, or while someone’s on the toilet. Only 29% eat dinner together every night.
Are You Too Good Looking to Get Sick?
A new study just found that good-looking people actually have fewer health problems than the rest of us. They’re less likely to get asthma, diabetes, ADHD, and depression . . . plus they have lower cholesterol and blood pressure. The researchers say the link between attractiveness and health is probably that both come from good genetics.
Women Spend $170,000 on Makeup in Their Lifetime . . . And Would Rather Have Makeup Than a Boyfriend
A new survey found the average woman spends $170,000 on makeup in their lifetime. And 57% of women would rather have makeup than a BOYFRIEND.
The Stereotype Is True: The Smarter You Are, the More Likely You Are to Wear Glasses
A new study just proved the stereotype is true . . . nerds DO wear glasses. 24% of high school dropouts are nearsighted and wear glasses, versus 53% of college graduates. The researchers think your eyesight is affected by how you spend your time . . . more educated people stare at more books and computer screens, which hurts their eyesight.
You’re Secretly Racist When It Comes to Adopting a Dog
Bad news: You’re racist . . . at least when it comes to dogs. A new study found that people are less likely to adopt black dogs than dogs with lighter colored fur. It’s because people find black dogs scarier, and don’t want them shedding their darker fur on furniture.
Facebook Wants to Ban a Cheerleader For Posting Pictures of the Endangered Animals She’s Killed
There’s a 19-year-old cheerleader from Texas Tech who hunts animals on trips to Africa, then posts photos of the lions, elephants, and rhinos she’s killed on Facebook. So now people are OUTRAGED . . . and want Facebook to take down her page.
A Guy Flicks His Lit Cigarette Out the Car Window . . . And It Blows Back In and Sets the Car on Fire
A 48-year-old guy in Delaware flicked a lit cigarette out his car window Sunday night, but it blew back in and set his car on fire. Two people ran over and pulled him out as the car went up in flames, and saved his life . . . but he’s still hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns.
A Guy Protested at His Bank by Pooping on the Floor
A guy in England was upset with his bank . . . so he went to a branch on Monday, calmly dropped his pants, and started pooping all over the floor. The other customers say he looked like a normal, well-off, middle-aged guy who was, quote, “calm but angry.” There’s no word on whether the police are trying to track him down.
Margot Robbie is 24. “Wolf of Wall Street” minx who gets to be the Jane to Alexander Skarsgard’s Tarzan in an upcoming “Tarzan” remake.
Lindsay Lohan is 28. Still alive. Somehow.
Ashley Tisdale is 29. She’s grown to quite the minx, as we saw in “Scary Movie 5″ and on the CW’s “Hellcats”. She’s not trying too hard to distance herself from her Disney past though. She’s still the voice of Candace on “Phineas and Ferb”.
Michelle Branch is 31. Young musical starlet who “converted” to country music and then formed a very sexy duo called The Wreckers. They broke up after just one album. Michelle’s biggest solo hit was “Everywhere”.
Owain Yeoman is 36. He played Wayne Rigsby on “The Mentalist”.
Yancy Butler is 44. Oddly sexy, yet scary-looking “Witchblade” minx with very sexy anger issues, whose daddy was the drummer for The Lovin’ Spoonful. She was also in both “Kick-Ass” movies as the mother of Christopher Mintz-Plasse.
Jose Canseco is 50. Claims he stuck Mark McGwire from behind . . . with a shot of steroids.
JIMMY MCNICHOL! is 53. Kristy McNichol’s more talented older brother!
BRET “THE HITMAN” HART is 57. CANADIAN RASSLIN’ LEGEND and close friend of psychotic murderer Chris Benoit. Hart’s family actually TRAINED Benoit to become a wrestler. Maybe it’s their fault. (???)
Jerry Hall is 58. She used to nail Mick Jagger anytime she wanted to.
Larry David is 67. HBO’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and co-creator of “Seinfeld”.
Polly Holliday is 77. Flo on “Alice” and the spin-off “Flo”. “KISS MY GRITS!” I’ll admit it, I went to second base with myself once or twice watching Flo. She wasn’t the prettiest lady in the diner, but you just KNEW she was the most fun in the sack.
Richard Petty is 77. NASCAR legend. He retired after the 1992 season with 200 victories . . . almost TWICE as many as the next driver on the list, Dave Pearson, with 105.
Robert Ito is 83. Sam Fujiyama on “Quincy”. (No relation to O.J. Simpson judge Lance Ito . . . THAT WE KNOW OF.)
Countdown to Upcoming Events
• 2 days to Independence Day
• 9 days to World Population Day
• 30 days to Guardians of the Galaxy
• 36 days to Chicago Boot Camp
• 58 days to Labor Day Weekend
• 933 days left of “Hope and Change”
238 years ago . . . In 1776, the Continental Congress passed a resolution reading that “these United Colonies are, and of right, ought to be, Free and Independent States”. The final draft of this “DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE” was adopted two days later . . . July 4th.
77 years ago . . . In 1937, aviator AMELIA EARHART and her navigator Fred Noonan disappeared over the Pacific Ocean while attempting to make the first round-the-world flight at the equator.
67 years ago . . . In 1947, an object crashed near ROSWELL, New Mexico. The Air Force later insisted it was a weather balloon, but eyewitness accounts caused speculation about an alien spacecraft. That speculation persists to this day.
53 years ago . . . In 1961, ERNEST HEMINGWAY shot himself to death at his home in Ketchum, Idaho. His suicide came on the anniversary of his father’s suicide. 35 years later (but on July 1st), his granddaughter MARGAUX committed suicide by overdosing on prescription pills.
43 years ago . . . In 1971, THE ORIGINAL “SHAFT” WAS RELEASED, STARRING RICHARD ROUNDTREE AS THE PRIVATE DICK WHO’S A SEX MACHINE TO ALL THE CHICKS. YOU DAMN RIGHT.
38 years ago . . . In 1976, the SUPREME COURT ruled that the DEATH PENALTY was not inherently cruel or unusual.
26 years ago . . . In 1988, MICHAEL JACKSON became the first recording artist in history to have FIVE #1 SONGS FROM ONE ALBUM . . . when his song “Dirty Diana” went to the top of the “Billboard” charts.
The album was “Bad”, and the other hits were . . . “The Way You Make Me Feel”, “Bad”, “I Just Can’t Stop Loving You” and “Man In The Mirror”.
23 years ago . . . In 1991, 35-year-old jerk-ass JOEY BUTTAFUOCO nailed 16-year-old AMY FISHER in a Long Island motel.
23 years ago . . . In 1991, AXL ROSE set off a riot during a GUNS ‘N ROSES concert outside of St. Louis when he jumped off the stage and attacked a fan who was videotaping the show.
20 years ago . . . In 1994, SOCCER PLAYER ANDRES ESCOBAR WAS MURDERED in his hometown in Colombia . . . just 10 days after accidentally scoring a goal AGAINST HIS OWN TEAM in the World Cup to give the U.S. a 2-1 victory.
To punctuate the brutal murder, one gunman actually said, “Thanks for the auto-goal,” before pumping 12 bullets into Escobar’s body . . . and after each shot, the group of assailants shouted “goal.” (?!?!?!)
19 years ago . . . In 1995, 31-year-old mattress actress ALEX JORDAN hung herself in her bedroom closet . . . although some still suspect foul play was involved. Some of you may remember Alex from such porn classics as “White Chicks Can’t Hump”, “Our Bang” and “Pubic Eye”.
17 years ago . . . In 1997, JIMMY STEWART died in Beverly Hills, California, at 89.
13 years ago . . . In 2001, the airport in Liverpool, England, was renamed the LIVERPOOL JOHN LENNON AIRPORT.
13 years ago . . . In 2001, LIAM GALLAGHER’S girlfriend NICOLE APPLETON gave birth to future mono-browed anger-ball Gene Appleton Gallagher.
Nine years ago . . . In 2005, the LIVE 8 concerts went down simultaneously at 10 places throughout the world to raise interest in the Make Poverty History campaign.