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Sexy Pictures of Famous People
1. MILEY CYRUS either bleached or shaved her eyebrows. They’re probably bleached, but who knows with her.
2. EMILY BLUNT showed off her baby bump in a bikini during a Hawaiian vacation with her husband JOHN KRASINSKI and, for some reason, BRADLEY COOPER.
3. The wind blew KATE MIDDLETON’S skirt up. Sadly, we got nothin’ out of the deal.
4. Here’s WILL SMITH with MARGOT ROBBIE . . . the young actress he was accused of cheating with recently. It’s innocent though. They’re posing for pictures with other cast members from their upcoming movie.
5. Check out some pictures of JULIA ROBERTS when she was a kid. (They’re from an article about the allegedly abusive stepfather Julia was raised by.)
6. DRAKE has been working out.
7. GEORGE CLOONEY and TIM MCGRAW in the same photo might cause some kind of hotness overload.
Is Kanye West Banning Kim Kardashian from Getting Any More Plastic Surgery After She Dropped 80-Grand on Her Post-Baby Body?
Sources say that KIM KARDASHIAN dropped 80-GRAND on various procedures to lose her baby weight. And KANYE WEST, whose mother died getting plastic surgery in 2007, has BANNED her from getting anything else done. But Kim denies it. She says, quote, “This is false . . . I work out so hard and this was such a challenge for me but I did it . . . no one will take this away from me with fake reports.”
Kanye and Kim Having Sex in Various Places Is a New Meme
Here’s the latest Internet meme to obsess over: KANYE WEST and KIM KARDASHIAN having sex in various places.
People are taking images of Kim and Kanye from his “Bound2″ video and putting them in other places . . . like on a roller coaster, in a gondola, and even in the palm of King Kong’s hand. (Check out a few of them here.)
Celebrities Who Turned 50 This Year
A lot of celebrities have or will turn 50 this year . . . but 50 isn’t what it used to be, because those of them who were hot in the first place are STILL HOT. Here’s a list . . .
Brad Pitt (He turns next month.)
Quentin Tarantino (Okay, the “still hot” thing doesn’t really apply here.)
Jennifer Lawrence Had to Go to the Hospital Because She Was Pooping Her Pants
JENNIFER LAWRENCE did some OVER-SHARING on last night’s “Letterman” about a medical problem she had recently. She said, quote, “I just had this really bad pain for, like, three weeks. And you know you can only [poop] your pants so many times a day before you go to the emergency room, before you’re like ‘I need to go to the hospital.'”
Michael J. Fox’s Former “Back to the Future” Co-Star Christopher Lloyd Is Guest-Starring on His New Show
CHRISTOPHER LLOYD will guest-star on “The Michael J. Fox Show”. He’s playing the principal at the school where Michael’s wife works. The episode will air sometime next spring.
Of course, Christopher also co-starred with Michael in the “Back to the Future” movies. He played Dr. Emmett Brown, alongside Michael’s Marty McFly.
Thursday TV Reminders:
• “Thursday Night Football” . . . 8:25 to 11:25 P.M. Eastern on the NFL Network. The Atlanta Falcons host the New Orleans Saints at the Georgia Dome in Atlanta.
• “Glee” . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Fox. The glee club performs Billy Joel songs.
• “The Michael J. Fox Show” . . . 9:30 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC. Candice Bergen and Charles Gordin guest stars as the parents of Mike and Leigh.
• “Covert Affairs” [4th Season Finale] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on USA.
• “Beyond Scared Straight” [4th Season Finale] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on A&E.
• “Watch What Happens: Live” . . . 11:00 to 11:30 P.M. on Bravo. Jennifer Hudson (“Black Nativity”) and Angela Bassett (“American Horror Story: Coven”).
Tonight’s Late Night Talk Shows:
• “Letterman” – Chiwetel Ejiofor (“12 Years a Slave”) and Jonah Hill (“The Wolf of Wall Street”). Music Guest: J. Roddy Walston and the Business.
• “Jimmy Kimmel” – Chris Pratt (“Delivery Man”) and Tracy Morgan (“Scare Tactics”). Music Guest: Pusha T.
• “The Tonight Show” – Kristen Bell (“Frozen”). Music Guest: Julian Lennon.
• “Jimmy Fallon” – Liam Hemsworth (“The Hunger Games: Catching Fire”) and “SNL’s” Bobby Moynihan (“Delivery Man”). Music Guest: Sleigh Bells.
• “Carson Daly” – “Catching Fire” director Francis Lawrence and The Blank Tapes. Music Guest: Letlive.
• “Arsenio” – Rosie Perez, the guys from “Key and Peele”, and Yo Gotti with T.I.
• “Conan” – James Franco (“Homefront”) and Neal McDonough (“Mob City”). Music Guest: Nicki Bluhm & the Gramblers.
• “Craig Ferguson” – Krysten Ritter (“Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23″) and David Arquette (“Dream School”).
• “Chelsea Lately” – Gabourey Sidibe (“American Horror Story: Coven”).
• “Jon Stewart” – Tom Brokaw (“Where Were You? The Day JFK Died”).
• “The Colbert Report” – J.J. Abrams.
Eminem Has Explained His Weird ESPN Interview
EMINEM is explaining his weird interview on ESPN a few months ago. He says, quote, I was doing what I call the ‘Berzerk face’ . . . you know the ‘Pass the Mic’ video where AD-ROCK is making that face, kind of not looking at the camera? I was doing my own version.”
He tells “Rolling Stone”, quote, “I knew we were about to show the ‘Berzerk’ video, so I was doing what I call the ‘Berzerk face.’
“The whole song to me feels like vintage BEASTIE BOYS . . . and you know the ‘Pass the Mic’ video where AD-ROCK is making that face, kind of not looking at the camera? I was doing my own version.”
92% of People Plan on Finding a New Job Next Year?
According to a new survey, 92% of Americans say they want to get a new job next year . . . and 83% will aggressively go out job hunting. Only 5% of people plan on being at their current job one year from now.
The Top Six Things We’re Thankful for at Work
According to a new survey, the top things we’re thankful for at WORK are: Friendly coworkers . . . good benefits . . . an easy commute . . . challenging work . . . having a good boss . . . and flexible hours.
The Key to a Happy Marriage For Men Is . . . a Hot Wife
A new study just found that the key to a happy marriage for men is . . . a HOT WIFE. Men with attractive wives reported higher satisfaction in their marriages. Not surprisingly, that WASN’T the case for women . . . a handsome husband or an unattractive husband didn’t affect whether a woman was satisfied in her marriage.
Men and Women Who Fake Orgasms Are Most Likely to Cheat on You
A new study found that both men and women who FAKE ORGASMS are more likely to CHEAT ON YOU. About 16% of women and 26% of men who fake orgasms have cheated. Both men and women who never fake orgasms had lower rates of cheating.
The Five Biggest Turn-Offs the First Time You Spend the Night With Someone
Believe it or not, a new survey found PASSING GAS is NOT the biggest turn-off the first time you spend the night with someone. In fact, it’s only the FIFTH biggest turn-off. Too much cuddling is number one, followed by dirty sheets, snoring, and hogging the covers.
The 11 Things Guests Find Annoying When They Visit Your House
A new survey came up with the top things guests find annoying when they visit your home. The top five are: When you’re texting instead of hosting them . . . not enough toilet paper in the bathroom . . . your public displays of affection . . . being left alone too long . . . and not being offered a drink.
In Exactly Five Words, What Makes You Angrier Than Anything Else?
: In exactly five words, what makes you angrier than anything else? Some of the best ones we’ve heard are: Arguing with the willfully ignorant . . . borrowers who break your belongings . . . a false sense of entitlement . . . and “How’s the job search going?”
You’ll Burn 1,500 Calories Christmas Shopping
Here’s a reason to fight the horrible, unwashed masses and actually shop in STORES this year, instead of online. A new study found Christmas shopping is a surprisingly good workout.
The average person will burn about 1,500 calories over the next month by Christmas shopping. And that only counts the calories you burn from walking . . . NOT the extra ones you’ll burn throwing elbows on Black Friday. (Daily Mail)
More Than Half of Us Will Buy Ourselves Gifts This Year . . . and We’ll Probably Lie About It
It’s okay to get YOURSELF something this year when you’re Christmas shopping . . . or a LOT of things. Everyone’s doing it.
A new survey found the majority of people will buy themselves gifts this year, and will spend an average of $130.
Men are 150% more likely than women to LIE about buying a gift for themselves . . . and to claim someone else bought it for them. (4-Traders)
136 years ago . . . in 1877 – THOMAS EDISON announced his newest invention: A hand-cranked foil cylinder PHONOGRAPH, which he dubbed a “talking machine”. The first thing recorded? “Mary Had a Little Lamb”.
71 years ago . . . in 1942 – TWEETY BIRD debuted in the Warner Brothers cartoon “A Tale of Two Kitties”.
50 years ago . . . in 1963 – President JOHN F. KENNEDY and his wife, Jackie, arrived in San Antonio, Texas, to start their two-day tour of the state . . . which would end with a sniper’s bullet in Dallas.
37 years ago . . . in 1976 – The first “Rocky” was released!
33 years ago . . . in 1980 – DON HENLEY was arrested in Los Angeles after paramedics treated a NUDE 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL suffering from drug intoxication at his home.
(Henley was charged with unlawful possession of marijuana, cocaine and Quaaludes . . . and with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.)
33 years ago . . . in 1980 – An estimated 83 MEEEEELLION TV viewers tuned in to “Dallas” to find out “WHO SHOT J.R.?” (The payoff was a pretty big letdown. It turned out to be the relatively minor character Kristin Shepard, played by hairy-lipped minx Mary Crosby.)
32 years ago . . . in 1981 – OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN started the first of 10 weeks at the tip-top of the singles chart with “Physical”.
23 years ago . . . in 1990 – MICK JAGGER “married” his girlfriend of 10 years, JERRY HALL, on the island of Bali. Mick had that sham of a marriage annulled in August of 1999. Mick Jagger has nailed over 7,000 women, ya know.
21 years ago . . . in 1992 – ALICE COOPER kept it VERY real! He helped raise $11,300 at the garage sale of a Riverside, California, fan . . . who was facing foreclosure on his home. The man got Alice’s attention after he painted a picture of Alice Cooper on the side of his about-to-be-foreclosed home.
20 years ago . . . in 1993 – The great BILL BIXBY, whose three-decade career included starring roles in “My Favorite Martian”, “The Courtship of Eddie’s Father” and, most importantly, “THE INCREDIBLE HULK”, died of cancer at the age of 59.
18 years ago . . . in 1995 – TUPAC SHAKUR and THA DOGG POUND passed out 2,000 turkeys in Los Angeles.
18 years ago . . . in 1995 – GREEN DAY singer BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG was arrested for dropping his pants at a concert in Milwaukee. He was fined $141.
18 years ago . . . in 1995 – DISNEY released the first entirely computer-animated movie . . . “TOY STORY”.
14 years ago . . . in 1999 – PRESIDENT CLINTON, speaking at a conference in Florence, Italy, called on prosperous nations to spread global wealth by helping poor countries with debt relief, small loans, Internet hookups and cell phones. SOCIALIST!
3 years ago . . . in 2010 – JIMMIE JOHNSON won his fifth straight NASCAR Sprint Cup Series. He is the only driver to accomplish that feat.
Carly Rae Jepsen – 28
Jena Malone – 29 (You may remember her from the horror movie “The Ruins”. She’s the chick who threw the vine at the boy, causing the other Mayans to turn on him and kill him. She was also the only one to escape the ruins alive.)
Michael Strahan – 42 (Broke the NFL record for sacks in a season when Brett Favre laid down in front of him, co-hosts “Live! with Kelly and Michael”, and is engaged to Eddie Murphy’s ex-wife.)
Rain Phoenix – 41 (Sister of Joaquin and the late River Phoenix. She sings for a band called Paper Cranes. You can check out their sound on MySpace.)
Ken Griffey Jr. – 44 (Mantastic retired Major League Baseball slugger.)
Troy Aikman – 47 (Dallas Cowboys quarterbacking legend, now an NFL commentator.)
Björk – 48 (Oddly fascinating Icelandic minx. In Icelandic, Bjork means “a birch tree”. Biggest albums: 1993’s “Debut”, featuring “Big Time Sensuality” and “Human Behaviour”; and 1995’s “Post”, with “Hyper-Ballad”.)
Alexander Siddig – 48 (Dr. Bashir on “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine”.)
Nicollette Sheridan – 50 (Former “Desperate Housewives” minx. She WAS engaged to Michael Bolton, but like a fool, she let him go. She also used to get nailed by both Harry Hamlin and SCOTT BAIO!)
Lonnie Jordan – 65 (Singer and keyboardist for WAR. Some of their greatest hits include “The World Is a Ghetto”, “The Cisco Kid”, “Why Can’t We Be Friends” and every es-say’s favorite, “Low Rider”.)
GOLDIE HAWN – 68 (Minx. Kate Hudson emerged from her gorgeous nudist uterus. And Kurt Russell gets to nail her ANY TIME HE WANTS TO!)
Harold Ramis – 69 (Writer-director of “Caddyshack” and “Groundhog Day” . . . co-writer of “Animal House” . . . and co-writer and STAR of “Ghostbusters”! The youngsters would recognize him as Seth Rogen’s dad in “Knocked Up”.)
Juliet Mills – 72 (The HOT little nanny, Phoebe Figalilly, on “Nanny & The Professor”! )
Dr. John – 73 (A New Orleans ORIGINAL. Biggest hit: The 1973 classic “In the Right Place”. His latest album, “Locked Down”, is a collaboration with Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys, and it’s BRILLIANT. He also performed the theme song from the groundbreaking TV classic, “Blossom”! In my opinionation, Dr. John RULES!)
Countdown to Upcoming Events
• 1 day to “Catching Fire”
• 7 days until Thanksgiving
• 22 days to “The Hobbit: Part 2″
• 34 days until Christmas
• 85 days to Valentine’s Day
• 1,156 days left of “Hope and Change”
Marlo Thomas – 76 (“That Girl” . . . and Rachel’s mom on “Friends”. Silver fox Phil Donahue nails her. Hard. And so would I. In a heartbeat.)
Stan “The Man” Musial – Would have been 93 – (1920 – 2013) (Baseball Hall of Famer.)