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Jennifer Lawrence Calls Her Nude Photo Leak a "Sexual Violation", and Says She Has Nothing to Be Sorry For 

JENNIFER LAWRENCE says she has nothing to be sorry for when it comes to those nude photos of her that were stolen and posted online.  She says they were for her then-boyfriend NICHOLAS HOULT.  Quote, "It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he's going to look at you."

Six Celebrities Who Married Regular People

A lot of celebrities who married regular people have bucked the average life expectancy of a Hollywood marriage.  Matt Damon, Julia Roberts and Patrick Dempsey are among them.  Meanwhile, Jeff Bridges and Meryl Streep have been with their respective non-famous spouses for more than 35 years.

 

Matt Damon met Luciana Barroso when she was tending bar in Miami in 2003.  They've been married since 2005.

 

Julia Roberts has been married to cameraman Danny Moder since 2002.

 

Jeff Bridges was filming the movie "Rancho Deluxe" when he met Susan Geston, who was a maid at the ranch where they were shooting.  They've been married for 37 years.

 

Patrick Dempsey married his hairdresser, Jillian Fink, in 1999.

 

Tina Fey is married to a composer named Jeff Richmond . . . who also happens to be the man she surrendered her V-CARD to, at the matronly old age of 24.  They've been hitched since 2001.

 

Meryl Streep has been married to a sculptor named Don Gummer since 1978.  That's 36 years.

Sexy Pictures of Famous People 

 

 

1.  JENNIFER GARNER showed off her SPANX at the premiere of her new movie "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day".  Which is what it would have been for Jennifer if she wasn't wearing anything down there.

 

 

 

2.  Don't look now, Kim, but KHLOE KARDASHIAN's backside is catching up to yours.

 

 

 

3.  Here's TOM HARDY shirtless.  Don't act like you didn't want this, ladies.

 

 

 

4.  DEMI LOVATO's hair is back to blue.  (Check out pics here and here.)

 

 

 

5.  LEA MICHELE showed some great cleavage at the "American Horror Story" premiere.  But it wasn't enough to keep her from getting the brush-off from JESSICA LANGE.

 

 

 

6.  I think it's time we start taking IGGY AZALEA's butt seriously.

 

Stephen Collins from "7th Heaven" is Being Investigated for Child Molestation

STEPHEN COLLINS . . . who played PASTOR Eric Camden on the TV show "7th Heaven" . . . is being investigated for child molestation.  Collins actually admitted to inappropriate behavior with underage girls during a 2012 therapy session with his estranged wife.  Police investigated at the time, but nothing came of it.  An audio recording of the session hit the Internet yesterday, and now police are investigating again.

Nicole Eggert from "Baywatch" Drives an Ice Cream Truck Now 

NICOLE EGGERT of "Baywatch" and "Charles in Charge" fame is now the owner / operator of an ICE CREAM TRUCK.  It's called the "Scoops Ice Cream Truck", and she bills it as, quote, "A Family run business bringing a fun, unique, and innovative twist to the ice cream man."

The Oakland Raiders' New Coach Buried a Football in the Ground to Motivate the Team 

After losing their first four games of the season, the Oakland Raiders fired their head coach.  And now, their interim coach seems to have some spunk.  His name is Tony Sparano . . . and his first order of business was to dig a hole in the ground and dramatically bury a football, to symbolize how they were putting those losses behind them.

 

A New Show Called "American Crime Story" Will Feature a Dramatized Version of the O.J. Simpson Case

FX is developing a so-called "companion series" to "American Horror Story" called "American Crime Story".  Like "American Horror Story", it will have a completely different storyline every season . . . and Season One will be a Dramatized take on the O.J. SIMPSON murder case.  There's no premiere date yet, but production will begin early next year.

Premiere Ratings for Seven New Shows and Seven Returning Shows

 

 

The "NCIS" spin-off "NCIS: New Orleans" is doing well in its second week.  It came in third in the ratings.  That's just behind the Mark Harmon original at #2, and well ahead of the "NCIS: Los Angeles" season premiere, which didn't even crack our Top 10.

 

 

Here are last week's Top 10 primetime shows:

 

1.  "Sunday Night Football", NBC, 19.4 million viewers.

 

2.  "NCIS", CBS, 18.8 million viewers.

 

3.  "NCIS: New Orleans", CBS, 16.6 million viewers.

 

4.  "Thursday Night Football", CBS, 16.5 million viewers.

 

5.  "The Big Bang Theory", CBS, 16.4 million viewers.

 

6.  "Monday Night Football", ESPN, 14.4 million viewers.

 

7.  "60 Minutes", CBS, 14.2 million viewers.

 

8. Tuesday's episode of "The Voice", NBC, 13.7 million viewers.

 

9.  "Scorpion", CBS, 13.4 million viewers.

 

10. Monday's episode of "The Voice", NBC, 12.9 million viewers.

 

 

Here's a quick rundown on the season premieres for a few more returning shows . . .

 

 

"Criminal Minds" returned for its 10th season with 11.7 million viewers . . . "Castle" started its 7th season with 10.8 million . . . "NCIS: Los Angeles" began its sixth season with 9.5 million . . . "Last Man Standing" kicked off season four with 6.9 million.

 

 

Further down the list we've got "The Vampire Diaries" attracting 1.8 million viewers for its the sixth season premiere . . . "Homeland" returning for a fourth season with 1.6 million viewers . . . and "Reign" starting its second season with 1 million viewers.

Wednesday TV Reminders:

 

 

• The third season premiere of "Arrow" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on the CW.  Oliver and Felicity go on their first date . . . as the city's attacked by the new Count Vertigo.

 

 

• The series premiere of "Kingdom" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on DirecTV.  Nick Jonas is an MMA fighter training at his father's gym.  His dad's played by Frank Grillo, one of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in "Captain America: The Winter Soldier".

 

 

• The first season finale of "Legends" . . . 9:00 to 11:00 P.M. on TNT.

 

 

"Nashville" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on ABC.  "Dancing with the Stars" stud Derek Hough starts a guest stint as an actor researching his next role as a country singer.

 

 

• The premiere of "American Horror Story:  Freakshow" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on FX.  The fourth season features Jessica Lange as the owner of one of the last freak shows in the U.S.  It's set in 1952 and the rest of the cast includes . . .

 

 

Sarah Paulson as conjoined twins with two heads coming out of one torso . . . Kathy Bates as the bearded lady . . . Michael Chiklis as the strong man . . . and Angela Bassett as a woman sporting three breasts.

 

 

Emma Roberts and Gabourey Sidibe are also back this season . . . Patti LaBelle joins the cast as Gabourey's mother . . . and the world's shortest woman makes her acting debut in this.  Her name is Jyoti Amge, and she's only 2'6" tall.

 

Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:

 

 

"The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Robert Downey Jr., and Big & Rich.

 

 

"Late Night with Seth Meyers" - Matthew Broderick, Zachary Quinto, and Dutch rapper Mr. Probz.

 

 

"Letterman" - Anderson Cooper, Gina Rodriguez for her upcoming show "Jane the Virgin", and holographic Japanese pop star Hatsune Miku.

 

 

"Jimmy Kimmel" - Kyra Sedgwick, Jon Bernthal, and the band Dirty Heads.

 

 

"Carson Daly" - Cristin Milioti, Bleached, and "Hansel & Gretel" director Tommy Wirkola talks about his new movie "Dead Snow: Red vs Dead".

 

 

"Conan" - Ethan Hawke, Mary Lynn Rajskub, and British singer Jamie Scott.  (Repeat)

 

 

"Craig Ferguson" - Kevin Bacon, and the Bacon Brothers.  (Repeat)

 

 

"Jon Stewart" - Former Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta.

 

 

"The Colbert Report" - Carol Burnett.

Five Random Facts For Wednesday

Here are a few random facts for you.  In China, "Guardians of the Galaxy" is called "Interplanetary Unusual Attacking Team".  The sound of Darth Vader breathing is trademarked.  And people driving BELOW the speed limit are more likely to get in an accident than people driving ABOVE the speed limit.

1.  In China, "Guardians of the Galaxy" is called "Interplanetary Unusual Attacking Team".

 

 

2.  The sound of Darth Vader breathing is trademarked.  Five years ago, Lucasfilm applied to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office for a "soundmark" . . . which is a trademark on sound.

 

 

3.  Charles Schulz, the guy who created "Peanuts", is in the U.S. Hockey Hall of Fame.  He wasn't in the NHL . . . he was just a huge hockey fan who did a lot of "Peanuts" strips about hockey, so they inducted him.

 

 

4.  People driving BELOW the speed limit are more likely to get in an accident than people driving ABOVE the speed limit.

 

 

5.  There's a 60-mile stretch of Interstate 19 in Arizona where all the signs only use kilometers, not miles.  It's a relic from the Carter administration, when they were trying to get the U.S. to switch to the metric system.  There's still no plan to change them.

 

 

It's Official:  Listening to Us is the Safest Thing You Can Do While Driving

According to a new study, using Siri or other voice-command programs while driving is actually REALLY distracting.  And the safest thing you can do is . . . listen to US.  Listening to the radio was rated by the researchers as "no distraction."  Just sayin.

America's Most Popular Sandwich is Turkey . . . Peanut Butter and Jelly Got Surprisingly Little Love

A new survey figured out the most popular sandwich in the U.S. is . . . TURKEY.  Followed by ham . . . chicken . . . other kinds of subs . . . and peanut butter and jelly.

The Average Person Picks Up Their Phone 1,500 Times a Day?

A new study found the average person picks up their phone 1,500 times a day.  That seems high, but assuming you're awake for 17 hours, that's about three times every two minutes . . . which doesn't actually seem THAT unrealistic.

A TV Station Accidentally Tweeted a Link to Porn Instead of the Weather

A CBS station in Memphis tweeted a link to their interactive weather radar yesterday morning . . . but accidentally tweeted a link to a PORN SITE.  They deleted it immediately, tried to blame it on a hacker, then used all the attention they got to promote charities.

 

A Court in France Decided a Guy Can Marry His Stepmom

A 45-year-old guy in France just won the right to get married to his 48-year-old STEPMOM.  They got together a few years after she divorced his father, and a court ruled they could get married a few months ago.  They did it last week, and the guy's father gave them his blessing . . . the guy who's also the woman's ex-HUSBAND.

Five Stats on How to Be Thankful

1.  41% of people say the thing kids today appreciate the LEAST is how hard their parents work.  29% say it's the newspaper . . . 22% say the library . . . and only 6% say radio.  Because kids are smart enough to know sweet radio when they hear it.

 

 

2.  82% of people think handwritten thank you notes are still an important gesture.

 

 

3.  Only 6% of people say Thanksgiving is their favorite holiday . . . but 76% of people say it's an important day to spend with family.

 

 

4.  53% of people say aspirin is the medication they're most thankful for.  Coming in second place with 9% of the vote was . . . MARIJUANA.  Birth control pills got 7% of the vote, and Viagra got 1%.

 

 

5.  And finally, 4% of people say the best way to thank someone for a nice dinner on a date is to invite them over?  (Vanity Fair)

Bella Thorne is 17.  CeCe Jones on the Disney Channel's "Shake It Up".

 

 

Angus T. Jones is 21.  The half man on "Two and a Half Men".  He got religion and denounced the show . . . after which he was replaced by Amber Tamblyn, who plays the lesbian daughter of Charlie Sheen's now-deceased character.

 

 

Molly Quinn is 21.  Richard's daughter Alexis on "Castle".

 

 

Bruno Mars is 29.  Cocaine-loving singer-songwriter.

 

 

Nick Cannon is 34"America's Got Talent" host who should be considered EVERY MAN'S HERO.  He nailed Kim Kardashian and Mariah Carey . . . and maybe Amber Rose.

 

 

Mike "The Miz" Mizanin is 34"Real World/Road Rules Challenge" LEGEND who busted his hump and suffered a lot of abuse and scorn to become the WWE champion.

 

 

Kristanna Loken is 35.  The sexy villain in "Terminator 3".  She's a part-time lesbian.  She used to SCISSOR with Michelle Rodriguez, but she married her "Painkiller Jane" costar Noah Danby in 2008.

 

 

Soon-Yi Previn is 41.  Woody Allen's naughty Asiatic stepdaughter-turned-side-action-turned-wife.

Matt Damon is 44.  He IS Jason Bourne!

 

 

Mattress actress Julia Ann is 45.  She's starred in 497 fine films, including . . . "Cougar Club", "Missionary Impossible", "Frosty the Snow Ho", and "CLAM SMACKERS".

 

 

Jeremy Davies is 45.  Dickie Bennett on "Justified".  You may also know him as Daniel Faraday from "Lost".

 

 

Emily Procter is 46.  Hot blonde minx on "CSI:  Miami".

 

 

Karyn Parsons is 48.  Hilary Banks on "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".

 

 

Teddy Riley is 48.  Super-Producer and member of Guy, BLACKstreet, AND Wreckx-N-Effect!  Remember 1992's "Rump Shaker"?  Teddy also wrote the Johnny Kemp smash hit "Just Got Paid"(APB on Teddy Riley!  Somebody look under Johnny Kemp AND Johnny O!)

 

 

Mattress actress Trisha Cole is 50.  She starred in 47 fine films, including "She Squirts Till It Hurts", "Santa Is Coming All Over Town" AND "More Nookie For Your Cookie".

 

 

Stephanie Zimbalist is 58.  Detective Laura Holt on "Remington Steele".

 

 

Darrell Hammond is 59"SNL" Master Impressionist.  He's not a cast member anymore but they just had him take over announcing duties for the late Don Pardo.

 

 

Robert "Kool" Bell from Kool & The Gang is 64.

Sigourney Weaver is 65.

 

 

Susan Raye is 70.  Country singer AND regular on "HEE HAW".

 

 

Chevy Chase is 71.  Proof that you can be funny onscreen . . . and an A-HOLE in real life.

 

 

R.L. Stine is 71.  Author of the "Goosebumps" series your kids like to read.

 

Related Comedy:  (CAREFUL!)  Children's horror author R.L. Stine is 71 today.  He's had an amazing career.  He's frightened more children than the Catholic Church.

 

 

Jesse Jackson is 73.

 

 

"I Used To Be" Paul Hogan is 75.  Master tax evader.

 

 

"I Used To Be" Rona Barrett is 78.

 

 

Johnny Ramone  (1948 - 2004)  Ramones guitarist.  Stole Joey Ramone's woman and married her.  Joey and Johnny HATED each other . . . yet still managed to hold it together and be one of the most kick-ass bands EVER.

 

Some people think Johnny and Joey are rocking together in Heaven.  I say they're probably still avoiding each other.  Especially now that they don't need the money.

Countdown to Upcoming Events

• 8 days to World Food Day

• 23 days to Halloween

• 25 days to Daylight Saving Ends

• 43 days to the American Smoke Out

• 50 days to Thanksgiving Day

• 835 days left of "Hope and Change"

143 years ago . . . In 1871, the three-day GREAT CHICAGO FIRE touched off after Mrs. O'Leary's cow supposedly kicked over a kerosene lantern.

 

 

300 people were killed, 17,000 buildings were destroyed, and 99,000 people were left homeless.

 

 

70 years ago . . . In 1944, "The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet" made its debut on CBS radio.

 

 

58 years ago . . . In 1956, DON LARSEN threw the first and only PERFECT GAME in the World Series as the Yankees beat the Dodgers, 2-0.

 

 

34 years ago . . . In 1980, BOB MARLEY collapsed on stage during a Pittsburgh concert.  It was discovered that he had brain AND lung cancer . . . and he never performed again.  Marley died at the age of 36 on May 1st, 1981.

 

 

30 years ago . . . In 1984, ANNE MURRAY'S "A Little Good News" became the first album by a female artist to win the CMA Album of the Year award.

 

 

21 years ago . . . In 1993, TED DANSON told a few racial jokes in "black face" at the Friars Club roast of his then-girlfriend WHOOPI GOLDBERG.  Montel Williams, Larry King and Geraldo Rivera all walked out.  Whoopi was fine with it, though, and even helped Ted write the material.

18 years ago . . . In 1996, POPE JOHN PAUL THE SECOND successfully had his inflamed appendix removed.

 

 

17 years ago . . . In 1997, "BOOGIE NIGHTS" WAS RELEASED . . . STARRING MARK WAHLBERG!!!

 

 

13 years ago . . . In 2001, RUSH LIMBAUGH announced that he'd gone deaf.  Some people blamed Rush's temporary deafness on his OXYCONTIN AND VICODIN ABUSE.  But that was never proven.

 

 

12 years ago . . . In 2002, TRACE ADKINS was building a gravel road for his farm in Tennessee when the road collapsed and his TRACTOR FELL ON HIM.  Trace suffered some crush injuries but didn't die.

 

 

10 years ago . . . In 2004, MARTHA STEWART officially became inmate #55170-054 when she began her five-month sentence at Camp Cupcake, in West Virginia.

 

 

Three years ago . . . In 2011, Oakland Raiders Hall of Fame owner AL DAVIS died at the age of 82.  He was the only executive in NFL history to be an assistant coach, head coach, general manager, commissioner and owner.

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