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Jennifer Lawrence Broke Up With Chris Martin
JENNIFER LAWRENCE has reportedly dumped CHRIS MARTIN because he's still too close with GWYNETH PALTROW. A source says, quote, "Jennifer just couldn't compete and didn't want to. Chris is clearly not over Gwyneth and his main priority is his kids. Jennifer really respects him, but she wants a man of her own."
Daniel Radcliffe Wonders Why People Have a Hard Time Sexualizing Him, But Not Emma Watson
Thanks to "Harry Potter", a lot of people have trouble seeing DANIEL RADCLIFFE in grown-up roles. They're just always going to see him as a 12-year-old kid with round glasses. And in a new interview, he points out a very obvious double-standard.
He says that a female reporter told him he's an "unconventional" romantic lead, because of his association with that "young boy wizard."
And he says, quote, "My immediate response was, 'Well, the male population has had no problem sexualizing EMMA WATSON immediately.'" (Check out the interview here.)
LeBron James Has Another Kid
LEBRON JAMES has another kid. His wife Savannah gave birth to a baby girl last Wednesday. It's amazing he was able to keep it quiet this long. LeBron had previously announced that they were going to name her Zhuri.
LeBron and Savannah already have two sons, 10-year-old LeBron Jr. and 7-year-old Bryce Maximus.
A few weeks ago, he posted a photo to Instagram that read, "I promise to be a good father." But that was actually for his LeBron Jr.'s 10th birthday. Fitting though, yes?
Sean Hayes is Engaged
SEAN HAYES is getting GAY MARRIED! He and his longtime partner, music producer and composer Scott Icenogle, are engaged. Sean is 44.
Hayes didn't officially announce it, but he started showing up in public wearing a ring, so he kind of had to fess up. There's no word on a wedding date. (Here's a picture of Sean and Scott.)
Sexy Pictures of Famous People
1. At 48, CINDY CRAWFORD can still take a pretty hot no-makeup selfie.
2. JESSICA ALBA even looks sexy in golf gear.
3. HILARY SWANK wears a bikini better than most 40-year-olds.
4. (NC-17) ADRIANNE CURRY likes to be naked. And you know who benefits from that? We do.
5. Here's some nice cleavage from LADY GAGA.
6. This bikini pic JENNIFER LOPEZ posted is so hot it might actually break up some marriages.
7. KEVIN SMITH shaved off his beard. (Make sure you scroll down for all the memes people are posting under the photo. Some of them are fantastic.)
Did Anne Hathaway Refuse to Shake an Argentinian Journalist's Hand Because She Was Afraid to Catch Ebola?
An Argentinian journalist says ANNE HATHAWAY refused to shake his hand, because she was afraid to catch Ebola . . . which nobody in Argentina apparently has. (???)
Alexis Puig flew to L.A. for a screening of Anne's new movie "Interstellar". And he says everybody else he interviewed shook his hand, from co-stars Matthew McConaughey and Jessica Chastain to director Christopher Nolan.
But he Tweeted, quote, "Anne Hathaway didn't shake my hand because she was afraid of Ebola. #I'mAThirdWorldJournalist." (The Tweet is in Spanish, FYI.)
Zoe Saldana Isn't Going to Rip Her Child Off Her Boob to Go Back to Work
ZOE SALDANA is going to take a little time off from movies after she gives birth to her twin boys. She says, quote, "I'm not going to rip my child off my (boob) to go work.
"And if I do that, then maybe you shouldn't hire me because I am willing to sell anything."
She adds, quote, "What kind of mother would I be? There's no choice. It's like, 'What, you want me to leave my newborn so that I can work 16 hours on your set? He's only a month old, are you out of your mind?'"
Neil Patrick Harris Will Host a Variety Show for NBC
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS is hosting an American version of the British variety show "Saturday Night Takeaway". Neil's show will air on NBC, but it'll have a different name . . . since it won't air on Saturdays. The show is expected to premiere sometime next year.
Tuesday TV Reminders:
• Game 6 of "The World Series" . . . 8:00 to 11:00 P.M. Eastern on Fox. The San Francisco Giants lead the series 3-2 going into tonight's game, where the Kansas City Royals will have the home field advantage.
• "The Great Halloween Fright Fight" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC. Six families compete for a $50,000 prize awarded to the family with the best Halloween display.
• "The Voice" knockout rounds . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on NBC. Taylor Swift continues to serve as an adviser for the contestants.
• "NCIS: New Orleans" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on CBS. A Navy judge is murdered on Halloween and found in a cemetery with vampire puncture wounds on his neck.
• The seventh season finale of "Face Off" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Syfy.
• The series premiere of "Friends of the People" . . . 10:30 to 11:00 P.M. on truTV. A sketch comedy show featuring seven comedians, including Kevin Barnett, Jermaine Fowler, The Lucas Brothers, and Jennifer Bartels.
• The series premiere of "Benched" . . . 10:30 to 11:00 P.M. on USA. Eliza Coupe plays a lawyer who has a meltdown failing to make partner . . . and then gets stuck working as a public defender when no one else will hire her.
Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:
• "The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Daniel Radcliffe, Mike Tyson, and Sturgill Simpson.
• "Late Night with Seth Meyers" - Amy Poehler, "Game of Thrones" author George R.R. Martin, and Captain Sensible.
• "Letterman" - Taylor Swift, and Tom Mison.
• "Jimmy Kimmel" - Nicole Kidman, Dylan McDermott, and Blood Orange.
• "Carson Daly" - Jason Schwartzman, Alex Ross Perry, Rey Pila, and Leo Flowers.
• "Conan" - Ashton Kutcher, Krysten Ritter, and Beck.
• "Craig Ferguson" - Quentin Tarantino, and Ross Mathews.
• "Jon Stewart" - Representative Joaquin Castro.
• "The Colbert Report" - Michael Lewis.
"Catching Fire" is Out on Netflix and Seven Movies Are Out on DVD
Here's what's new on DVD today:
• "Begin Again" . . . Keira Knightley plays a songwriter dumped by Adam Levine after he becomes a rock star. So Mark Ruffalo convinces her to sing her own music.
• "Life of Crime" . . . Jennifer Aniston is kidnapped for a million dollars ransom. Only problem is, her husband filed for divorce and doesn't want her back. Tim Robbins is her husband, Isla Fisher is his mistress, and Mos Def is one of the kidnappers.
• "Behaving Badly" . . . A raunchy teen comedy starring Nat Wolff from Nickelodeon's "The Naked Brothers Band" as a high school kid trying to nail Selena Gomez.
• "Deliver Us From Evil" . . . Eric Bana is a cop who stumbles across demonic possession, and then gets help from a priest when the demons go after his family. Olivia Munn plays his wife and Joel McHale is his partner.
• "The Prince" . . . Jason Patric from "The Lost Boys" plays a former assassin drawn out of retirement to rescue his kidnapped daughter from Bruce Willis, who wants revenge for losing his own family years ago. John Cusack and 50 Cent are also in it.
• "Good People" . . . James Franco and Kate Hudson find a bag of stolen money in their dead tenant's apartment and make the mistaken of deciding to keep it.
• "Wish I Was Here" . . . Zach Braff wrote, directed and stars in this movie about a guy struggling with fatherhood as his own father is diagnosed with cancer. Kate Hudson plays his wife, Josh Gad is his irresponsible brother, and Mandy Patinkin is their dad.
"Catching Fire" is Out on Netflix (continued)
And here's what's new in the past week to Netflix Instant Streaming: "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire" . . . "Django Unchained" . . . the 1st season of "The 100", the 2nd season of "The Carrie Diaries", and the 6th season of "Sons of Anarchy".
New CDs from Taylor Swift, Leighton Meester, Danity Kane, and "Now 52"
• "1989", Taylor Swift
• "DK3", Danity Kane
• "Tell 'Em I'm Gone", Cat Stevens
• "Black Veil Brides", Black Veil Brides
• "Heartstrings", actress Leighton Meester (Album Stream)
• "Now 52: That's What I Call Music" . . . It includes Iggy Azalea's "Black Widow", Meghan Trainor's "All About that Bass", Maroon 5's "Maps", and both Ariana Grande's "Break Free" and her Jessie J / Nicki Minaj collaboration "Bang Bang".
• "Now That's What I Call Disney 3" . . . It includes Robin Williams singing "Friend Like Me" from "Aladdin", Phil Collins' "You'll Be In My Heart" from "Tarzan", and the Miley Cyrus song "The Climb" from her forgotten innocence.
• "With a Little Help from My Fwends", The Flaming Lips. It's a re-imagining of the Beatles album, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band".
Their guests include: My Morning Jacket, Tegan and Sara, Moby, and Miley Cyrus, who appears on two tracks, "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" and "A Day in the Life".
• "The Turn", Live. This is their first album in eight years, and their first without singer Ed Kowalczyk, who left the band in 2009. Chris Shinn is their new singer.
• "Run the Jewels 2", El-P and Killer Mike's rap group Run the Jewels. Guests include Travis Barker and Rage Against the Machine singer Zach De La Rocha.
• "My Dream Duets", Barry Manilow
• "Home for Christmas", a holiday album from "Dukes of Hazzard" stars John Schneider and Tom Wopat . . . which they funded with a Kickstarter campaign.
• "Home for the Holidays", Darius Rucker
• "One Christmas: Chapter One", LeAnn Rimes
• "Montevallo", country singer Sam Hunt
• "Aviator", country singer Stoney LaRue
Five Random Facts For Tuesday
1. The bacteria population in just your mouth is larger than the entire human population on Earth.
2. Back when TV was only black-and-white, 75% of Americans said they only dreamed in black-and-white. Now less than 12% of people dream in black-and-white.
3. 45% of Americans over age 65 are now on Facebook.
4. Karl Marx had four daughters . . . and named all of them Jenny.
5. Maschalagnia is a sexual fetish where you're attracted to armpits.
(Harvard / New York Times / Business Insider / Wikipedia / Wikipedia)
You Can Now Buy a Sexy Ebola Nurse Costume
A company is now selling a SEXY EBOLA NURSE costume. It features a short, tight, white dress, a hazmat breathing mask, eye goggles, and blue rubber gloves. If you want it, it'll cost you $59.99 plus around $25 for express shipping.
(Buzzfeed)
Walmart Apologized For Having a "Fat Girl Costumes" Section on Their Website
Walmart got a lot of heat yesterday when someone noticed their website had plus-size women's Halloween costumes listed as, quote, "Fat Girl Costumes." It took Walmart a few hours to change it, and they apologized . . . it's not clear how it wound up on their site.
(Jezebel)
A Guy Dressed as a Zombie Tries to Scare Drivers, and Gets Run Over
A 45-year-old guy in Michigan was dressed as a zombie on Saturday . . . decided to scare drivers . . . and was promptly RUN OVER. The driver kept going, and the police haven't tracked him down. The guy was hospitalized with non-life threatening injuries.
The Eleven Little Things in Life That Make Us Happy
A new survey found 93% of people say the LITTLE THINGS in life make them happy. The top little things that make people happiest are: Getting a compliment . . . getting an unexpected gift . . . and sunny days.
We Worry About Leaving the House With the Stove On Once a Week?
A new survey found one out of three people have a recurring worry that they left something on back at their house . . . like the heat or the stove. And if you're one of the people who worries about that, you worry about it approximately once a week.
We Take Three Times as Long to Grocery Shop as We Did 10 Years Ago . . . Here Are the Five Reasons Why
A new study found we now spend an hour and 26 minutes grocery shopping every week . . . that's THREE TIMES longer than 10 years ago, when we spent 38 minutes. We spend more time today because there are more choices, we work harder to figure out bargains, and we read nutrition labels.
A Hungover Guy Asked Domino's to Bring His Pizza All the Way to His Bedroom . . . and the Delivery Woman Did It
There's a photo online from a guy named Dave, who was so hungover last week that he asked Domino's to deliver his pizza all the way to his bedroom. He left specific instructions for how to do it when he ordered online . . . and the female driver actually DID it.
A Guy Drops a Lit Cigarette Down His Shirt, Jumps Out of His Van . . . and Backs Over His Own Head?
On Sunday, a guy in Colorado was backing out of his driveway when he dropped a lit cigarette down his shirt. Then he panicked, jumped out of his van . . . and backed over his own HEAD. He ended up in the hospital in critical condition, but he's expected to survive.
(9News / Denver Post)
Frank Ocean is 27. Openly gay R&B star. He came out right before his debut album dropped. But it wasn't a publicity stunt, or so he says.
Troian Bellisario is 29. Spencer Hasting on "Pretty Little Liars".
Justin Guarini is 36. Interracial, afro-wearing "American Idol" runner-up. He's mostly doing stage work now, including several Broadway shows.
Joaquin Phoenix is 40.
Matt Smith is 32. The 11th Doctor on "Doctor Who". Also one of the few MALE victims of the recent celebrity nude photo scandal, along with his ex-girlfriend Daisy Lowe.
Dayanara Torres is 40. Former Miss Universe who used to nail Marc Anthony.
Trista Rehn is 42. No longer a "Bachelorette". Still obnoxious.
Brad Paisley is 42. Country star who nails "Father of the Bride's" Kimberly Williams.
Ben Harper is 45. He no longer interracially nails Laura Dern.
JULIA ROBERTS is 47.
Andy Richter is 48. Once again sucking on Conan O'Brien's teat.
Jami Gertz is 49. "Square Pegs", "Sixteen Candles", "The Lost Boys", "Less Than Zero". She was also Marlo Klein on HBO's "Entourage". Now she's on the ABC comedy "The Neighbors", about a human family that moves into a development that's totally inhabited by aliens. She plays one of the humans.
Lauren Holly is 51. Jim Carrey's ex-wife in real life and the chick he fell for in "Dumb and Dumber". You also know her as Jenny Shepard on "NCIS". She was murdered at the end of Season 5, in 2008 . . . and it's a good thing too because she was truly ANNOYING as hell.
Daphne Zuniga is 52. Former "Melrose Place" minx who did a few episodes of the CW version before it was canceled. But to me she'll always be Princess Vespa in "Spaceballs". (She was also on the CW's "One Tree Hill".)
Bill Gates is 59. His home covers about 66,000 square feet. All the floors are heated, including the DRIVEWAY. The swimming pool has massive speakers in it so you can hear your favorite music under water.
ANNIE POTTS is 62. Former "Designing Women" spinner who was also in the underrated John Candy comedy classic "Who's Harry Crumb?"
Bruce Jenner is 65. Kris Jenner pecked away at his manhood so relentlessly over the years that not only can he not be her husband anymore . . . HE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO BE A DUDE ANYMORE.
Dennis Franz is 70. Famous "NYPD Blue" buttocks.
CHARLIE DANIELS is 78. Genius who gave us "The Devil Went Down to Georgia".
Countdown to Upcoming Events
• 3 days to Halloween
• 5 days to Daylight Saving Ends
• 23 days to the American Smoke Out
• 30 days to Thanksgiving Day
• 58 days to Christmas
• 815 days left of "Hope and Change"
338 years ago . . . In 1636, HARVARD College was founded in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
128 years ago . . . In 1886, the STATUE OF LIBERTY was unveiled. President Grover Cleveland formally dedicated the 225-ton, 152-foot tall gift from the snooty [slash] stinky people of France in New York Harbor.
85 years ago . . . In 1929, THE FIRST CHILD BORN ON AN AIRPLANE WAS DELIVERED OVER MIAMI.
53 years ago . . . In 1961, record store owner BRIAN EPSTEIN received a request from a customer for a song called "My Bonnie" from an obscure new group called the BEATLES. He'd never heard of them . . . but he soon became their manager.
33 years ago . . . In 1981, the LOS ANGELES DODGERS beat the NEW YORK YANKEES in six games to win the WORLD SERIES.
The Dodgers were carried on the chubby shoulders of one FERNANDO VALENZUELA . . . and one PEDRO GUERRERO! It was NOT a peen-chee!
28 years ago . . . In 1986, evangelist PAT ROBERTSON warned parents against the DANGERS OF HALLOWEEN. Quote: "We ought to close Halloween down. Do you want your children dressing up like witches? They are acting out Satanic rituals."
18 years ago . . . In 1996, RICHARD JEWELL, the delicious chubby cleared of committing the Olympic park bombing, held a news conference in Atlanta in which he thanked his mother for standing by him and lashed out at reporters and investigators who had depicted him as the bomber!
10 years ago . . . In 2004, DAVID HASSELHOFF lost his license because of a DUI.
10 years ago . . . In 2004, BILL O'REILLY reached some kind of undisclosed settlement with his accuser, "O'Reilly Factor" producer Andrea Mackris.
Two years ago . . . In 2012, the SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS swept the DETROIT TIGERS to win the World Series. PABLO "KUNG FU PANDA" SANDOVAL was the series MVP.
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