Last night (June 26) HBO aired the much-anticipated season finale of Game of Thrones and it was, in this author's humble opinion, one of the greatest episodes of the show ever. EV. ER.

I kept a running list of things that I randomly yelled/thought during the finale and figured I'd share. Be warned, there will be some spoilers, so if you haven't seen the episode yet, stop reading right now.

1. What the hell is Cersei wearing?!? (I mean, I like it, but she looks like some sort of dominatrix mixed with a religious figure mixed with a member of the King's Guard and I just don't really know how to feel about it.)

2. Why do they keep doing that to people's foreheads?!? Poor Loras. Also, Margaery better have one hell of a plan cooked up or they're doomed.

3. The little birds are actually murderous zombie children?!? Sweet Jesus...

4. OMG! The wildfire! Sh-- is about to get real!

5. And then, sh-- got real. Suck it, High Sparrow.

6. Is she waterboarding the shame lady with wine?!? She is! YASSSSSS!

7. Remember when I used to hate Cersei? I think I changed my mind. She's a badass bitch.

8. What the f---, Tommen?!?

9. Jamie! Stop talking to Finch!... er... Frey!

10. This teaming-up thing between those two isn't going to end well.

11. I want this library to be real and in my house.

12. That librarian or whatever he is is a real dick.

13. Please let Davos kill her... Please let Davos kill her...

14. God damnit! That wasn't satisfying at all.

15. Whatever, see ya later terrible red witch lady.

16. Oh really, Sansa? You think maybe you should have told Jon about the knights of the Vale coming to help him out? Yeah, that probably would have been a good choice. Ugh. Stop making me question my decision to finally like you.

17. Olenna and Sand Snakes and Varys, oh my!

18. But, I really liked Daario! Like, I finally got some eye candy that I occasionally get to see in various states of undress and then GOT was all like, "Nope. You get Varys and The Imp." Bastards.

19. Yes! Yes! Hand of the Queen!

20. Is that a thumb? Or a toe? WTF is happening? Wait...

21. IS THAT ARYA?!?

22. Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes. Arya, you are a badass.

23. Zombie uncle is not the best uncle.

24. Why does Littlefinger have to be SO creepy?

25. Oh, we're going to get the whole Tower of Joy story! F---ing finally.

26. R+L=J!

27. Stop whispering, Lyanna!

28. Little Lyanna Marmont is my new favorite character. That scowl...

29. Cersei is queen?!? Oh shit.

30. Holy hell.

And now we wait another year until we get more episodes. Ugh. What will we do until then?

 

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