We give away all sorts of cool stuff here on Channel 957, but we draw the line at giving away people. Specifically babies.
I mean, where would be even keep a baby? My office shouldn't be inhabited by anyone, let alone a child, and the prize closet is kind of full. No room for a pack and play.
But, as it turns out, some radio stations actually do give away human babies. Hot 89.9 in Ottawa, Canada is having a "Win a Baby" contest.