So, this morning, I was reading about how there was a thread going on on Reddit about the creepiest things kids have ever said to their parents. So of course, I had to go through and read all of them to see what kind of weirdo stuff kids have said (I have a morbid curiosity, so sue me). Let me tell you, I had goosebumps several times reading the creepy weirdo crap that kids say to their parents. Check out my top 9 after the jump!
Ladies, do you find it hard to figure out those tablets that men seem to use with ease? Well, don't fret! A Middle Eastern company has developed a tablet made just for us and our feeble minds! It's called the ePad Femme and it makes me want to punch the people who created it right in the face.
Meet Pad. Well, Pad isn't his real name. His real name is Brandon. But, he calls himself Pad, he wants to change his name to "Pad", he'd prefer it if you called him "Pad", and one of his New Year's resolutions is to "become a pink disposable feminine pad". Perfectly normal, right?
Yesterday, I shared the story of a man from Oregon who used pictures of his scantily clad daughter in order to sell his 1977 Datsun on eBay. The story led to hundred of thousands of people calling this man a total creeper, and now it turns out that we were wrong. He's not a creeper, but he is a liar.
So, this dad in Oregon is trying to sell his old Datsun car among many others. He actually owns a used car lot and takes pictures of both his daughter dressed in sexy barely there clothes as well as his dog in order to help his car sales. Um. ok?
Yes, you read that headline correctly. Some weirdo in Oregon is trying to sell his ugly yellow Datsun on eBay. The dude in question is named Kim Ridley, and he owns a company called Ridley's Rides and uses pictures of both his daughter, Lexxa, and his dog, Max to help boost his car sales. I'm being serious.
Because there aren't enough terrible shows on television right now. And because there really aren't enough singing shows on TV right now, TruTV has come up with a novel concept. Think X-Factor meets Fear Factor. Seriously. And, to make it even better, it's hosted by the one and only Steve-o of Jackass fame. Check out a preview of the show after the jump!
Love having a clean house, but just don't have the time to clean the floors the way you want? Well, it looks like the folks at betterthanpants.com have come up with a solution for you! The Baby Mop! Part jumper, part mop, this outfit will turn your tyke into a cleaning machine! (Yes, it's a real product.)
I am so over "50 Shades Of Grey" and all of the spin-off merchandise the books have inspired that I could just scream. First there were such awesome things as "50 Shades" inspired trading cards, light switch covers, and wine glasses. The, came the "50 Shades" inspired Halloween costumes. And now, "50 Shades Of Grey" inspired clothes. For babies.
Tired of regular old, run-of-the mill socks? Never fear, Foot Panties are here! Now, if you're like me, you're probably thinking "wtf are foot panties?". Well, let me tell you. They are neither socks, nor panties, nor functional as far as I can tell. They're mostly just weird.
I will fully admit that I don't understand fashion. I am decidedly a function/comfort over fashion person in my daily life. I like it when companies design things that are both fashionable and comfortable (except pajama jeans. And dresspant sweatpants), but I don't get this one. Maybe it's because I'm not a guy, and I don't need that extra give, but Duluth Trading Company's Ballroom® Jeans might be the weirdest things I have ever seen.
As a woman, I sometimes appreciate when companies develop products just for my gender. I like having deodorant that doesn't smell like a dude, I appreciate razors that are developed for the shape of women's legs. But there are some things in life that don't necessarily need to be produced with a particular sex in mind; like laptops. That didn't stop Fujitsu, a Japanese electronics company, from developing what may be the world's most sexist piece of electronic equipment.
