March 5, 2013 Now, I don't necessarily condone people dying their pets weird colors, but I don't really think that it's an offense that warrants beating them with a wrench. However, Oregon resident George Mason, Jr. doesn't seem to agree with my stance on pet dying, and that is how he earned himself the title of "Wendy's Douche Of The Day".
March 4, 2013 Connecticut state Representative Ernest Hewett was attending a hearing in front of the Appropriations Committee hearing at the Connecticut state Capitol. So was a seventeen year old female intern who was there to talk about a program that had helped her come out of her shell and overcome her fear of snakes. In true douche fashion, Rep. Hewett had something completely inappropriate to say about snakes. See what I mean after the jump.
February 19, 2013 It is a known fact that bleach kills germs. I thought it was a known fact that bleach isn't for human consumption. But, it turns out that a 20-year-old dad in Florida did not know that, and tried to use bleach to kill the germs that were living inside of his 2-month-old baby. It is because of this that a) I feel people should need to pass a test in order to have a child, and b) Carron Washington of Ocala, FL is "Wendy's Douche Of The Day".
February 18, 2013
Rihanna is newsworthy. To a point, Chris Brown in newsworthy. But, it's not very often that I think of Ronald Fenty, Rihanna's dad, as being newsworthy. In fact, he really isn't, but he's made a statement so ludicrous that I had to name him "Wendy's Douche Of The Day" today. You're probably asking yourself, "what on Earth could he have said to earn him such a title?". Well guys, according to good old Ronald, Chris Brown is just a downright nice guy. He's just misunderstood. Give me a freakin' break.
February 13, 2013 Apparently, a really popular thing for some New Yorkers to do is dress up like a super hero and walk around Times Square. Now, I know that that seems pretty douchey in and of itself, but it turns out that it can be pretty lucrative for them. But, one Spiderman lookalike took things just a bit too far when a woman didn't tip him, and has earned himself the title of "Wendy's Douche Of The Day".
February 12, 2013 Back when I was an angsty teenager, I listened to Alanis Morissette's "Jagged Little Pill" on repeat like it was my job. Apparently, these days, there are still people that do that. And sometimes, that causes their boyfriend to assault them with a dinner plate. No really, Allen Blair Casey, a man from Florida, got so sick of listening to Alanis over and over that he smacked his boyfriend in the face with a plate and earned the title of "Wendy's Douche of the Day".
February 11, 2013 Bad parents are their own special brand of douchiness. Neglectful and abusive parents are pretty much as douchey as they come. And Jesse Edwards definitely fits into all of those categories. He's a colossal douche, and therefor, my douche of the day. Why is he so douchey? Find out after the jump!
February 11, 2013 Bad parents are their own special brand of douchiness. Neglectful and abusive parents are pretty much as douchey as they come. And Jesse Edwards definitely fits into all of those categories. He's a colossal douche, and therefor, my douche of the day. Why is he so douchey? Find out after the jump!
February 7, 2013 A good way to ensure that you'll be called a douche by the masses is to attempt to harm a child. A good way to ensure that you'll become my douche of the day is to attempt to harm two children, and then get your ass kicked by a group of teenagers. That's exactly what happened with Bienvenido Cintron, and that is why he is Wendy's Douche of the Day for February 7, 2013.
February 6, 2013 I've decided to start a new feature here on MyChannel957.com, and one that I think will prove to be a valuable service to people everywhere. Every weekday you can expect to see a new installment of "Wendy's Douche Of The Day". Today, we talk about the "man" that I find to be the douchiest (that is so a word, SpellCheck!) person on the planet - Chris Brown.
