There are quite a few reasons I don't think this will ever happen and the biggest reason is because of the finances. Don't get me wrong, I'm not in finances nor a financial genius, but it doesn't take one to see how dependent the U.P. is on the Lower P. for money.
A man who was being arrested resisted in a grandiose way allegedly biting the tip off the arresting officer's finger and then spitting it out like it ain't no thang.
Dumpster diving is usually something done by homeless people looking for food or a Michigan black bear looking for a snack, but are people doing this at cannabis stores?