Looks like the British are even crazier than I previously thought.
Get this: there's this couple Antony and Terri Smith, in the UK, that were having a jolly old time one night out at a pub. Terri, according to The Guardian, had about five pints of beer and was feeling "merry". No one's really sure how much Antony had.
When the couple got home, they decided to sit down and watch some TV and eat Chinese takeout. The story still sounds pretty normal, right? Nope! Here's where it gets crazy.