There are many reasons I don't own a dog. Mostly, they just seem like a lot of work and money. Or as my brother said last weekend, "You just don't have the heart to be a dog owner." I was offened at first, then I realized that's a pretty true statement. Well, if I needed any more reasons, Harley, a pug from Rhode Island, has just given me one-- he ate over 100 rocks and then pooped them out. And now, he's getting an award.