I have been savagely and viciously attacked by a feline with no remorse. My cat, Zoey, drew blood upon my face last evening, biting me five times on the head. This is an act of outright defiance, that will not be forgotten.
The title of the 1989 family comedy 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids' pretty much explains the plot.
In the movie, an inventor played by Rick Moranis ends up shrinking his two children and two neighborhood kids to a quarter-of-an-inch tall and then has to figure out how to un-shrink them.
I consider myself to be spastic when it comes to my computer's wallpaper. I am constantly changing it from one image to another on almost a daily basis. How do I constantly find awesome images, you ask? Well, I find my images on Reddit, in a variety of "porn" subreddits. "Porn" has a different meaning when on Reddit, it means something along the lines of "beautiful imagery." You can find subreddits like 'EarthPorn,' or 'CityPorn,' or 'HistoryPorn.' Each subreddit is full of hi-res images that work perfectly for wallpapers.
Rockford hosted it's annual Sweetheart Splash over the weekend to help raise money for charity. Tons of people took the plunge into the frigid waters of the Rockford River on Saturday afternoon. You can see couples, church groups, parents, grandparents, and children dive into the freezing waters in a gallery of photos put together by Gene Parker. Check it out after the jump!
It's almost time for everyone's (least) favorite holiday -- Valentine's Day! But before you resign yourself to watching 'Marley & Me' and eating soup straight out of the can, learn these facts! At least that way you can feel like you're not completely worthless because you're still capable of learning. That should help. That, and ice cream.
February 6, 2013 We all have the stereotypical people at our workplace, the ones who do this the ones who do that. Also, we all have the ones that look funny, I'm probably that guy here at work. But lets see how it looks if dogs described our workplace.
Children's unfiltered honesty can be as heart-meltingly adorable as it is embarrassing. (What parent hasn't wished for an invisibility cloak after a loud proclamation by their child in the middle of the grocery store?) Valentine's Day gives kids a chance to put that honesty to good use while telling their family members how much they care
There's no sense in denying cats can be a little sassy from time to time, simply because they're not afraid to make it totally obvious they hate something. Costumes? Check. Reindeer antlers? Double check. Their 'tude doesn't make them any less adorable, though! It's sort of charming, actually.
The title pretty much explains this one. A half-black, half-white teenager was finally allowed to get a tattoo by his parents. Little did his parents know that he would get a tattoo of the bar code for a pack of "Oreo Double Stuff Cookies
There's no doubt dogs are flippin' adorable no matter what sort of clothing we put on them. Tutus, 'Star Wars' costumes-- it's all fair game. Unfortunately, it can be a dog eat dog world out there, and sometimes a pup's gotta be tough. Cue: dogs in hoodies.
