10 REAL Things Americans Are Thankful for this Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is a day where we take the time to reflect on what we're thankful for. Most people say their families, friends and their kids. That's nice and all but let's be less cliche and more realistic. We're AMERICANS and we can be pretty selfish, which is why I created a list of the REAL things Americans are thankful for this Thanksgiving.
- 1
iPhones/Tablets
Because we can text, surf the internet, Facebook stalk and play mindless games without getting off the couch or the toilet (whichever you make it to first).
- 2
The NFL
For allowing us to bond with our families on Thanksgiving over the Lions and how they continue to disappoint.
Although they gave families a reason to hug one another this year.
- 3
Yoga Pants/Leggings
For being elastic and allowing females to eat as much as they want without having to undo any buttons or loosen anything.
And guys are just thankful for leggings year round.
- 4
Adele
For bringing old lovers back together just in time for the holidays.
- 5
Facebook/Social Media
So we can see everyone eating the same exact thing.
Unless you're single & alone... than do yourself a favor and stay off Facebook.
- 6
The Drunk Uncle
For providing the entertainment.
- 7
Man Buns
So we can point out the d-bags of the world.
- 8
Family
That we love, but only love seeing once a year.
- 9
Our Kids
And the fact that they're in school for 8 hours of the day allowing parents the freedom to day drink.
- 10
Never Having Slept with Charlie Sheen