Your Guide on How to NOT Give First Aid [Video]

Okay, so my CPR certification expired a few years ago, but I'm pretty sure this is not how to handle someone who has been injured.

The video comes from a soccer match where an injured player is helplessly awaiting aid on the field.

From the minds of the crew taking him off the field:

Never fear, help is here!

First, let's grab the injured player by the legs.

Oops, probably a bad idea.

Now let's get him on the stretcher. Ya know, just push him into the stretcher and hope he lands in the right spot.

Okay good.

Now rush him off the field. Don't trip!

Oops!

Oops again!

Okay we're off the field, just throw him over there.

If that didn't do it for you, check out the crotch/ face save.