What’s the WORST Halloween Candy To Get?
Buzzfeed posted this list of 17 Halloween treats that we probably HATE!
Oh, I see you trying to sneak dried fruit into my chocolate!
2. Good & Plenty
Do I look like I own a tobacco pipe?!
Do you have teeth sealants? Not anymore!
How is this sold as food? Teeth don’t even work on it!
5. Popcorn Balls
Yes! I’d love to eat this sticky grain wad you rolled by hand, complete stranger!
6. Ambiguous Generic Candy
If there is no brand, and no flavor clearly stated on the wrapper, it is not going in my mouth.
You realize my mom is going to take this away as soon as she see’s it’s not sugar-free, right?
8. Necco Wafers
Everybody knows these only exist to play communion, and provide gingerbread houses with roof shingles.
9. Zero Bars
Because I have zero knowledge of what the hell these things are.
10. Werther’s Original
In case you’ve forgotten what your grandmother tastes like.
11. Mysterious Caramel Cubes
Am I supposed to cook with these?
12. Plastic Rings
Not even edible, bro!
13. Palmer Chocolate
This company is only legally allowed to sell “chocolate” 2 times per year.
14. Dum Dums
Let me give this sucker to my infant brother, for whom this portion size is appropriate!
Ooo! Chocolate-covered…human cremains?!
16. Mr. Goodbar
Don’t you try to convince me that you exist on not-Halloween, mister.