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Angelina Jolie's Wedding Dress Had Her Children's Scribbles All Over It
ANGELINA JOLIE'S wedding dress was embroidered with scribbles from her six children. And BRAD PITT hummed "Here Comes the Bride" as she walked down the aisle. The kids were very involved in the ceremony, and 10-year-old Pax even made the cake. All these details come from this week's issue of "People" magazine.
Here are the pictures.
Tom Brady Whines Like an "Immature Child" When He Wants Gisele Bundchen's Attention
TOM BRADY admits that he acts like a BIG FRICKIN' BABY when he wants attention from his wife GISELE BUNDCHEN. He says, quote, "I like attention from her, so when I'm not getting it I let her know in immature ways, like a young, immature child would. You throw fits and you pout and you whine until you get what you want."
But he adds, quote, "She's on to me, she knows all of my tricks. So now I have to learn new tricks."
Emmy Rossum Might Sleep With You on the First Date . . . But Then She'll Probably Cling to You for Two Years
EMMY ROSSUM isn't quite as SHAMELESS as her character Fiona on the Showtime series "Shameless" . . . but that doesn't mean putting out on the first date is out of the question.
But it also doesn't mean the guy gets to hit it and break away clean. She tells "Cosmo", quote, "I feel like on the first date with a guy he'll think I'm easy, and that's so disconcerting.
"It's not like I haven't had sex on the first date, but usually that ended up in a two-year relationship." (Check out some pics from the magazine here.)
Sexy Pictures of Famous People
1. Did you ever notice how LEA MICHELE always shows off her ass in front of amazing scenery, so you won't notice she's just showing off her ass?
2. For those of you who think KRISTEN STEWART doesn't show enough skin, here's her backside in bikini bottoms.
3. IGGY AZALEA and RITA ORA sort of fake-fondled and kissed each other during a performance the other day.
4. RIHANNA . . . on a yacht, in a bikini. You know the drill.
5. There's that MADONNA, trying to look all sexy again.
6. (PG-13) CUBA GOODING JR. showed the paparazzi some buttcrack at the beach on Labor Day.
7. CARA DELEVINGNE wiped out at the British GQ Men of the Year Awards.
8. Speaking of the GQ Men of the Year Awards, KIM KARDASHIAN was all cleavage at the event, where she received Woman of the Year honors. Oh, and she also posed NAKED for the British edition of "GQ".
Justin Bieber Was Arrested After an Altercation with the Paparazzi on Friday
JUSTIN BIEBER was arrested Friday for dangerous driving and assault, after he got into a physical altercation with the paparazzi while four-wheeling in Canada. Sources say Justin ran his four-wheeler into a minivan driven by the paparazzi, then got into it with one of them. Justin is already on probation in L.A. for egging his neighbor's house.
If You Have Topless Pictures of McKayla Maroney On Your Computer, You Are in Possession of Child Pornography
Among the hundreds of private celebrity photos that leaked over the weekend were nude pictures of Olympic gymnast MCKAYLA MARONEY. McKayla is 18 . . . but she WASN'T when the pictures were taken.
That means if you have those pictures in your possession, you're basically a CHILD PORNOGRAPHER. Please get rid of them NOW. Her lawyers are sending letters to various websites that posted the photos, saying basically the same thing.
Apple Claims the iCloud Wasn't Breached
Apple would like you to know it's NOT THEIR FAULT that all those celebrities had their intimate photos stolen. They released a statement saying the privacy violations came from, quote, "a very targeted attack on user names, passwords, and security questions."
They added, quote, "None of the cases we have investigated has resulted from any breach in any of Apple's systems including iCloud or Find my iPhone."
However, one software engineer says Apple has known about a vulnerability to the iCloud for months . . . and after all these photos leaked, they PATCHED IT . . . which suggests they think it may have been part of the problem.
Cee Lo Lost His TV Show After Some Ignorant Comments About Rape
TBS canceled CEE LO's reality show "The Good Life" after he made what appeared to be ignorant comments about rape on Twitter. Cee Lo did apologize more than once, but TBS announced yesterday the show won't be back for another season. They claim it's due to low ratings.
Miley Cyrus Says Social Media Is Worse for Your Brain Than Marijuana
MILEY CYRUS has a new tattoo that says "Love Your Brain." But when asked if she thinks smoking weed hurts her brain, she said, quote, "You know what hurts your brain? Googling yourself. You know what hurts your brain? Instagram . . . [and] reading [abusive] comments on Facebook."
Kentucky Loves the '80s More Than Any Other State . . . Hawaii Loves Them the Least
Some website used Facebook data to determine which states love the '80s the most, by gauging people's interest in '80s cultural icons like Michael Jackson, Madonna, "The Breakfast Club", Atari and Ronald Reagan. Turns out Kentucky loves the '80s the most, and Hawaii loves them the least.
The Box Office Is Having Its Worst Summer in 17 Years
The North American box office is having its worst summer in 17 YEARS. From May through August, ticket sales in the United States and Canada totaled roughly $3.9 billion, which is a 15% decline from the same stretch last year.
Wednesday TV Reminders:
• The 11th season finale of "So You Think You Can Dance" . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Fox. Enrique Iglesias and Sean Paul perform.
• "America's Got Talent" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC. The Top 12 acts are revealed.
• "Couples Therapy" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on VH1. Farrah Abraham and Courtney Stodden are featured in an update on couples from previous seasons.
• The sixth season premiere of "The League" . . . 10:00 to 10:30 P.M. on FXX.
• The second season premiere of "Ali G Rezurection" . . . 10:30 to 11:00 P.M. on FXX.
Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:
• "The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Blake Shelton, Sheila E, and the comedy duo Tim Heidecker & Eric Wareheim.
• "Late Night with Seth Meyers" - Gwen Stefani, tennis stud Andy Roddick, and Counting Crows.
• "Letterman" - Kristen Wiig, Senator Elizabeth Warren, and the New Pornographers.
• "Jimmy Kimmel" - Gwyneth Paltrow, Terry Crews, and Shawn Mendes.
• "Carson Daly" - Nick Frost, Lucius, and White Sea. (Repeat)
• "Conan" - Justin Theroux, Tony Hale, and Shovels & Rope.
• "Craig Ferguson" - David Arquette, and Inbar Lavi from "Gang Related".
• "Jon Stewart" - Rory Kennedy.
• "The Colbert Report" - Former NASA roboticist Randall Munroe, author of "What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions". Randall is also the guy who does those xkcd stick figure webcomics.
12 "Flawless" Albums That Don't Have Any Bad Songs
1. "Kind of Blue", Miles Davis, 1959
2. "Illinois", Sufjan Stevens, 2005
3. "De-Loused in the Comatorium", The Mars Volta, 2003
4. "Revolver", The Beatles, 1966
5. "2001", Dr. Dre, 1999
6. "Jar of Flies", Alice in Chains, 1994
7. "Lateralus", Tool, 2001
8. "Siamese Dream", Smashing Pumpkins, 1993
9. "Rumours", Fleetwood Mac, 1977
10. "Boston", Boston, 1976
11. "OK Computer", Radiohead, 1997
12. "Graceland", Paul Simon, 1986
Five Random Facts For Wednesday
Here are a few random facts for you. North Korea bought 1,000 Volvos in 1974 that are still being driven around . . . but they still haven't paid for them. "The Dark Knight" was the first Batman movie that didn't have the word "Batman" in the title, or any bats in the movie. And there are 14 U.S. states that are split into two time zones.
1. North Korea bought 1,000 Volvos in 1974 that are still being driven around . . . and they still haven't paid for them. The total amount they owe is now up to $393 million with interest.
2. "The Dark Knight" was the first Batman movie that didn't have the word "Batman" in the title . . . or any bats in the movie.
3. Myspace had the opportunity to buy Facebook for $75 million back in 2005 . . . but they passed.
4. There are 14 U.S. states that are split into two time zones: Alaska, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Michigan, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota, South Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, and Texas.
5. All octopuses are orphans. Male octopuses die right after they mate, and female octopuses die right after their eggs hatch.
(Jalopnik / Dorkly / Wikipedia / Howder Family / How Stuff Works)
The Key to a Great Nap Is . . . Drinking Coffee Right Before?
Believe it or not, two new studies just found the key to a great nap is drinking COFFEE right before you lie down. It takes the caffeine from coffee about 20 minutes to make you less tired . . . and if you sleep during those 20 minutes, you'll wake up extra refreshed.
(Vox)
You Worked an Extra 6.5 Hours This Summer Covering For Coworkers on Vacation
A new survey found 88% of us had to pick up some slack at work this summer because of coworkers on vacation. The average person worked 6.5 extra hours covering other people's work . . . and 10% had to do something they weren't qualified for, and screwed it up.
The Key to Keeping Your Summer Tan Isn't a Tanning Bed . . . It's Eating Vegetables
According to a new study, the best way to keep your summer tan is . . . eating fruits and vegetables. That helps keep your skin pigment a little yellower . . . which keeps your healthy, attractive glow going.
The U.S. Is Finally Getting One of the World's Most Popular Hangover Cures
The U.S. is finally getting one of the world's most popular hangover cures. It's called Berocca, and they're little tablets full of vitamins, zinc, and caffeine that dissolve in water. It should be hitting stores like Walgreens and Target now.
What Does Your State Eat More of Than Anyone Else?
A website just analyzed restaurant menus in all 50 states to figure out what each state eats MORE of. And for nine of the 50 states, the answer is . . . ranch dressing. But some states stand alone with a unique food . . . like green chilies in New Mexico and hoagies in Pennsylvania.
Five Facts on People Who Have Affairs
According to a new survey, 74% of people who admit to cheating say THEY ended the affair . . . 8% say the person they were cheating with ended it . . . and 6% say it ended when they got caught.
"Fifty Shades of Grey" Hasn't Motivated You to Try Bondage . . . But You're Pretty Sure It's Motivated Everyone Else
75% of people think the book "Fifty Shades of Grey" inspired other people to try bondage or S&M . . . but only 20% of people say the book inspired THEM to try it. So we ASSUME it's making people kinkier, but the numbers don't back that up.
(Uproxx)
The Five Deadliest Jobs in America
Here are the five DEADLIEST jobs in America, according to a new study . . .
1. Underwater welder, 15% fatality rate.
2. Astronaut, 5% fatality rate.
3. Logger, 0.13% fatality rate.
4. Fisherman, 0.12% fatality rate.
5. Pilot, 0.07% fatality rate.
CHARLIE SHEEN is 49. Charlie uses his given, Hispanic name CARLOS ESTEVEZ for the first time, in the credits for "Machete Kills", in which he plays the president.
Shaun White is 28. "The Flying Tomato" has two Olympic gold medals for snowboarding but he might be an even better skateboarder.
Paz de la Huerta is 30. "Boardwalk Empire" actress who rarely keeps her clothes on. If Paz turns you on, you NEED to check her out in the 2013 thriller "Nurse 3D".
Garrett Hedlund is 30. Sam Flynn in "TRON: Legacy" and a young country singer in "Country Strong". He was also in "On the Road", the movie where Kristen Stewart goes topless while manually pleasuring two guys in a moving car.
Nick Wechsler is 36. Jack Porter on ABC's "Revenge". Back in the day he was also the sheriff's son Kyle Valenti on "Roswell".
Costas Mandylor is 49. Hoffman, the guy who replaced Jigsaw as the killer in the "Saw" movies.
Mattress actress Amber Lynn is 51. She's starred in 331 fine films, including . . . "The Poonies", "Ball Street", "Crocodile Blondee" AND "Mammary Lane".
Jennie Finch is 34. Gorgeous Olympic softball pitcher who took home the gold in Athens and the silver in Beijing. She would've won in London too . . . only the Olympics got rid of softball.
Todd Lewis is 49. Singer for the Toadies. Biggest hit: The amazing "Guitar Hero 2" jam "Possum Kingdom". Second biggest hit: Rock bottom. APB on the Toadies. Somebody look under Toad the Wet Sprocket AND Big Head Todd.
Steve Jones is 59. The Sex Pistols' guitarist.
Don Brewer is 66. Grand Funk Railroad's bad-ass drummer.
Eric Bell is 67. Thin Lizzy's guitarist.
Al Jardine is 72. The Beach Boys.
Related Comedy: Al Jardine of The Beach Boys is 72 today. The "Boys" are getting up there. In fact, they now sing "I Get Around . . . in a Rascal Scooter".
Eileen Brennan (1932 - 2013) Captain Lewis in "Private Benjamin", Mrs. Peacock in "Clue" and the Cat Lady in "Jeepers Creepers".
Mort Walker is 91. "Beatle Bailey" superstar.
Countdown to Upcoming Events
• 4 days to Grandparents Day
• 5 days to International Literacy Day
• 8 days to September 11th
• 16 days to Talk Like a Pirate Day
• 29 days to Int'l Day of Non-Violence
• 870 days left of "Hope and Change"
119 years ago . . . In 1895, the FIRST PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL GAME was played in Latrobe, Pennsylvania. The Latrobe YMCA defeated the Jeannette Athletic Club 12-0.
Latrobe is the birthplace of Rolling Rock, the mighty fine beer in the green bottle, AND the legendary Mr. Fred Rogers. (???)
75 years ago . . . In 1939, Britain and France DECLARED WAR on Germany, two days after the Nazis invaded Poland.
60 years ago . . . In 1954, after 2,956 episodes, "The Lone Ranger" was heard on radio for the last time. (And after that Johnny Depp atrocity, we may have seen it for the last time in theaters, too.)
44 years ago . . . In 1970, legendary football coach VINCE LOMBARDI died in Washington, D.C.
36 years ago . . . In 1978, PJP2 . . . POPE JOHN PAUL THE SECOND . . . became the 264th pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church . . . and the first non-Italian Pope in 455 years. He was Polish, ya know. Which is how I like my sausage.
22 years ago . . . In 1992, PRINCE became the highest paid rock star after signing a $100 MILLION deal with Warner Brothers Records . . . $10 million per album.
19 years ago . . . In 1995, the Ashamed Hispanic That Is CHARLIE SHEEN married one Donna Peele on his 30th birthday. Sadly, this trick for remembering his anniversary didn't pay off, and the unhappy Mr. and Mrs. Sheen were divorced just a few months after their first anniversary. That was TWO WIVES AGO.
10 years ago . . . In 2004, "Growing Pains" minx TRACEY GOLD flipped her SUV with her entire family inside. She pleaded guilty to driving DRUNK and was sentenced to 30 days of "county work release", 240 hours of community service and lost her license for a year.
Nine years ago . . . In 2005, CHIEF JUSTICE WILLIAM REHNQUIST died of thyroid cancer at the age of 80.
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