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Jenny McCarthy and Avril Lavigne are the Latest Hacking Victims 

Hacked nudes of JENNY MCCARTHY and AVRIL LAVIGNE showed up online yesterday.  But Jenny's rep says the "most explicit nude photos" are fake.  Meanwhile, the Avril pics that show nudity do NOT show her face, so there's no way of knowing if they're really her.

Is Tyler Perry Expecting His First Child? 

Sources say TYLER PERRY announced at his 45th birthday party last week that he's going to be a father.  He didn't say who the mother is, but there's speculation that she's a model named Gelila Bekele.  They've supposedly dated on and off for several years.  She's said to be seven months pregnant.

Sexy Pictures of Famous People 

 

 

1.  (NC-17)  LADY GAGA wore a see-through dress out in public in Belgium.  Bra?  Of course not.

 

 

 

2.  (NC-17)  In the new DAVID CRONENBERG movie "Maps to the Stars", JULIANNE MOORE gets a weird therapy massage from JOHN CUSACK, then has a THREE-WAY with a guy and another woman.  (WARNING!!!  There's nudity and uncensored profanity in this video.)

 

 

 

3.  Hey, ASHLEY JUDD, can your nipples come out to play?  Why of course, Timmy.  I'll go get them!

 

 

 

4.  PHIL SPECTOR had his mugshot updated.  He's not looking too good.

 

 

 

5.  A photographer had JOHN MALKOVICH recreate some classic photos.  This required John to dress as several celebrities, including Marilyn Monroe, Che Guevera, Alfred Hitchcock, Albert Einstein and John Lennon.

 

 

 

6.  VIN DIESEL posted some pictures of himself with a Mohawk and a long beard.  The look is for his upcoming movie "The Last Witch Hunter".  He also posted a picture of himself with PAUL WALKER from "Fast & Furious 7".

Sarah Hyland from "Modern Family" Says Her Ex-Boyfriend Abused Her 

SARAH HYLAND from "Modern Family" got a restraining order against her boyfriend, claiming he was physically and verbally abusive to her.  Sarah broke up with the guy in August, and he went to rehab.  But he got out on Sunday and the director of the clinic actually advised Sarah to get the restraining order because of his mental state.

"Dancing With the Stars" Premiered in Fifth Place . . . Behind "Sunday Night Football" and Tea Leoni's "Madame Secretary"

 

 

"Sunday Night Football" was the most-watched show of the week with 19.7 million viewers.  "Madame Secretary" premiered at #4 . . . the new season of "Dancing with the Stars" is in fifth place . . . and "The Good Wife" premiered at #10.

 

 

Here are last week's Top 10 primetime shows:

 

1.  "Sunday Night Football", NBC, 19.7 million viewers.

 

2.  "60 Minutes", CBS, 17.9 million viewers.

 

3.  "Monday Night Football", ESPN, 14.9 million viewers.

 

4.  The series premiere of "Madame Secretary", CBS, 14.8 million viewers.

 

5.  The 19th season premiere of "Dancing with the Stars", ABC, 13.6 million viewers.

 

6.  The "Dancing with the Stars" results show, ABC, 12.7 million viewers.

 

7.  The season finale of "America's Got Talent", NBC, 12.2 million viewers.

 

8.  "Thursday Night Football", CBS, 11.9 million viewers.

 

9.  Tuesday's episode of "America's Got Talent", NBC, 11.5 million viewers.

 

10.  The sixth season premiere of "The Good Wife", CBS, 11.1 million viewers.

 

 

Meanwhile, "The Mysteries of Laura" pulled in 10.2 million viewers . . . the first season finale of Halle Berry's sci-fi show "Extant" went out with 5.4 million viewers . . .

 

 

The series premiere of "Red Band Society" had 4.1 million . . . the fourth season of "New Girl" began with 3 million . . . and the third season premiere of "The Mindy Project" attracted 2.7 million.  (Here are the Top 25 shows on cable and broadcast.)

Wednesday TV Reminders:

 

 

"Survivor:  San Juan del Sur" . . . 8:00 to 9:30 P.M. on CBS.  18 contestants participate in another "Blood vs. Water" edition with their family members.

 

 

• The sixth season premiere of "The Middle" . . . 8:00 to 8:30 P.M. on ABC.

 

• The second season premiere of "The Goldbergs" . . . 8:30 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC.

 

• The sixth season premiere of "Modern Family" . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on ABC.

 

• The series premiere of "Black-ish" . . . 9:30 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC.  A sitcom about a middle class African American family struggling with their cultural identity.  It stars Anthony Anderson.  And Laurence Fishburne is also in it as his father.

 

 

• The "Law & Order: SVU" 16th season premiere . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC.

 

 

• The "Nashville" third season premiere . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on ABC.

 

 

• The "Chicago PD" second season premiere . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on NBC.

 

 

"Key & Peele's" 4th season premiere. . . 10:30 to 11:00 P.M. on Comedy Central.

Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:

 

 

"The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Andy Samberg, Kevin Durant, and Kenny Chesney.

 

 

"Late Night with Seth Meyers" - James Harden, and Sam Hunt.

 

 

"Letterman" - Kelly Ripa, Jim Gaffigan, and Paloma Faith.

 

 

"Jimmy Kimmel" - Patrick Dempsey, Lara Spencer, and Young Jeezy.

 

 

"Carson Daly" - Megan Boone from "The Blacklist".

 

 

"Conan" - Luke Wilson, and Dhani Harrison & Friends.

 

 

"Craig Ferguson" - Judd Apatow, and Jackie Guerrido.

 

 

"Jon Stewart" - Tia Torres.

 

 

"The Colbert Report" - Bill Cosby.

Five Random Facts For Wednesday

1.  The most popular baby name in Israel is . . . Mohammed.

 

 

2.  Harvard has the most billionaire alumni, with 52.  The University of Pennsylvania is second, with 28.

 

 

3.  The more someone flies, the more likely they are to choose an aisle seat.  People who don't fly very often are more likely to choose window seats.

 

 

4.  Even though raccoons eat out of the garbage, they prefer their food clean . . . if they're near water, they'll wash their food before they eat it.

 

 

5.  Vin Diesel is a huge fan of Dungeons & Dragons.  He's been playing for more than 20 years, and wrote the forward to a book called "30 Years of Adventure: A Celebration of Dungeons & Dragons".

 

 

The Woman With Three Boobs Is a Hoax . . . Here Are the Six Clues

The 21-year-old woman in Tampa with three breasts is a HOAX.  On a page for her massage therapy business under her real name, she mentions she's a, quote, "provider of Internet hoaxes since 2014."  And when she lost her luggage earlier this month, she filled out a claim saying one of the things missing was a three-breast prosthesis.

1.  Some minor Internet detective work found that Jasmine Tridevil is almost certainly the fake name of a woman named Alisha Hessler.  Alisha looks exactly like "Jasmine" and she registered the domain name JasmineTridevil.com.

 

 

2.  On a website where Alisha advertises her massage services, she wrote that she's a, quote, "provider of Internet hoaxes since 2014" and a, quote, "specialist in massage for three-breasted women."

 

3.  Alisha made the news back in December when she said she was attacked by a man outside a night club, and forced him to stand on a street corner wearing a dunce cap with a sign that said, quote, "I beat women, honk if I'm a scumbag."

 

 

But when the police got involved, she never filed charges and stopped returning their calls.

 

 

4.  Alisha was arrested back in March for fraudulent use of personal information, apparently using a fake ID to get into a club.  That's not necessarily proof of the hoax, but does help show her pattern.

 

 

5.  This might be the most damning evidence of all:  Alisha filed a stolen baggage claim at the Tampa International Airport earlier this month and one of the things she reported missing was a, quote, "three-breast prosthesis."

 

 

6.  And finally, a plastic surgeon says NO plastic surgeon would give a woman a third breast . . . because it's clear she would need a psychological evaluation, and performing the surgery would be unethical.

 

 

Checking Your Work Email at Home Could Literally Kill You

A new study found that checking your work email at home could LITERALLY kill you.  Researchers studied 57,000 people and found that the ones who did work after hours were more likely to have heart problems, insomnia, headaches, and more.

How Much Money Do You Need to Be in the Richest 1% of Your State?

 

Some economists just figured out how much income you need to be part of the richest 1% in your state.  The state where you'd need the most money is Connecticut, at $642,000-a-year . . . the state where you'd need the least money is Idaho, at $274,000.

Is It Acceptable to Use Your Cell Phone During Dinner, Checking Out at the Grocery Store, or at the Movies?

Where is it acceptable to use your cell phone in public?  47% say it's fine when you're walking down the street . . . 28% say it's fine to text while you're out to dinner with other people . . . 6% think it's okay to text during a movie . . . and 3% say it's okay to TALK on your phone during a movie.

 

 

A Man Sues Costco For $670,000 . . . Because an Employee Broke His Leg When He Wouldn't Show His Receipt

A guy in Oregon went to Costco last January, and on his way out, he didn't want to let the employees check his receipt.  That's Costco policy, so they got into an argument.  It escalated, and one employee ended up kicking him in the leg and BREAKING it.  Now he's suing Costco for $670,000.

A Woman Stops a Vicious Dog From Attacking Her Puppy . . . By Sticking Her Finger in Its No-Go Hole?

A woman in Australia was walking her puppy last week when a vicious TERRIER attacked.  It was biting the puppy, and the woman remembered something she'd read about stopping a dog attack . . . so she jammed her finger into the terrier's NO-GO HOLE.  And he was so shocked he let the puppy go.

(9 News

Jessica Lucas is 29.  Lilly in "Cloverfield" and a teacher on "Melrose Place".

 

 

Stephanie McMahon is 38.  The WWE's Billion-Dollar Princess.  Triple H nails her any time he wants to.  She stole him from Chyna . . . who was then FIRED.  It's good to be the boss' daughter.

 

 

Mattress actress Missy is 47.  She's starred in 433 fine films, including . . . "Anal Jeopardy", "Anal Inquisition", "Say Aloha to My A-Hola" and "Florence Rump".  No matter what your occupation, it's good to have a specialty.  (???)

 

 

Nia Vardalos is 52.  Writer and star of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding".  After 12 years, there's a sequel in the works.  Are you still interested?

Kevin Sorbo is 56"Hercules" AND the captain on "Andromeda".

 

 

Gordon Clapp is 66.  Greg Medovoy from "NYPD Blue".

 

 

Audra Lindley  (1918 - 1997)  Mrs. Roper on "Three's Company".

Jim Henson  (1936 - 1990"Muppets" genius.

 

Linda McCartney  (1941 - 1998)  Wings genius.

 

 

Phil Hartman  (1948 - 1998)  Genius.  Andy Dick is responsible for his death, because he re-introduced Phil's crazy wife, Brynn, to cocaine after she'd quit . . . then she went on to MURDER Phil and take her own life.

 

That's why Jon Lovitz administered a good old-fashioned thrashing to Andy at The Laugh Factory in L.A. a few years ago.  Club owner Jamie Masada said at the time that Jon, quote, "Picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose."

 

 

Jim McKay  (1921 - 2008)  Sportscaster.

 

 

F. Scott Fitzgerald  (1896 - 1940)  Author of "The Great Gatsby".

Countdown to Upcoming Events

• 11 days to World Teachers Day

• 22 days to World Food Day

• 37 days to Halloween

• 39 days to Daylight Saving Ends

• 849 days left of "Hope and Change"

80 years ago . . . In 1934, BABE RUTH played his last game with the New York Yankees.  The Boston Red Sox beat them 5-0.

 

 

64 years ago . . . In 1950, Jim Hardy of the Chicago Cardinals threw EIGHT INTERCEPTIONS in a game against the Philadelphia Eagles . . . the most interceptions in a single game ever.  The following week, Hardy threw SIX TOUCHDOWNS.

 

 

46 years ago . . . In 1968, HARRY REASONER and MIKE WALLACE hosted the debut of "60 Minutes".

 

 

37 years ago . . . In 1977, "The Love Boat" premiered on ABC.

 

 

30 years ago . . . In 1984, Neil Hamilton, who played Commissioner Gordon on the CLASSIC "Batman" TV series in the 1960s . . . you know, the one starring ADAM "The One True Batman" WEST, died at the age of 85.

 

 

(November 11th, baby.  That's when the entire "Batman" TV series FINALLY hits DVD and Blu ray!)

 

 

26 years ago . . . In 1988, JAMES BROWN led police on a high-speed chase through Georgia and South Carolina while high on PCP.   He was arrested and sentenced to six years in prison for weapons possession and assaulting his wife.  He served three years and got out on good behavior.

 

26 years ago . . . In 1988, at the SEOUL OLYMPICS, Canadian BEN JOHNSON won the fastest foot race in history as four men, including CARL LEWIS, finished in less than 10 seconds in the 100 meters.  Ben later lost his world records and his gold medal after testing positive for 'roids.

 

 

23 years ago . . . In 1991, DR. SEUSS (Theodor Seuss Geisel) died of cancer at 87.  He never had any kids of his own . . . and his first book was rejected by over 20 publishers.  (True.)

 

 

Nine years ago . . . In 2005, DEMI MOORE and ASHTON KUTCHER were secretly married.  They were publicly divorced last year.

 

 

Nine years ago . . . In 2005, HURRICANE RITA hit the Gulf Coast . . . flooding part of New Orleans for the second time in a month and a half.

 

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