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Porno Star Ginger Lynn Says George Clooney Was Awesome in Bed . . . And She Has Pictures 

51-year-old porn star GINGER LYNN ALLEN says she had an affair with GEORGE CLOONEY in the early '90s, when he was still married to his first wife.  She says, quote, "On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm going to give George an 11 for performance.  And as far as equipment, I give him a 12."  She also claims they took POLARIODS of the action, and they're, quote, "in the safe."

Kris Jenner Has Filed for Divorce from Bruce Jenner 

KRIS JENNER finally filed for divorce yesterday from BRUCE JENNER . . . more than a year after they separated.  Sources say the split is completely amicable.  They'll share custody of 17-year-old KYLIE, and will divide up their property later.

 

Sugar Bear Denies Using Online Dating Sites . . . But Won't Comment About Cheating  

 

 

The paparazzi caught up to SUGAR BEAR from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" as he was exiting McDonald's, not surprisingly . . . and asked him if he cheated on MAMA JUNE.  He said he's, quote, "not allowed to comment."

 

 

But when the reporter asked if he was using online dating sites, he replied, quote, "Not me . . . definitely didn't do that."

 

 

(Here's video.  You'll notice the headline says, "Sugar Bear:  I Did Not Cheat on Mama June!"  Totally misleading, since he absolutely does NOT say he didn't cheat on her.)

Is This Gross?  Joe Jonas Might Be Dating Nick's Ex 

 

 

Sources say JOE JONAS is dating a 19-year-old model named GIGI HADID.  She's the daughter of Yolanda Foster from "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills".  But she's also the ex-girlfriend of Joe's brother NICK.

 

 

Nick reportedly dated Gigi several times in 2012 and 2013.

Sarah Silverman Says She'll Never Get Married 

SARAH SILVERMAN is denying rumors that she wants an engagement ring from her boyfriend.  She Tweeted, quote, "Just read that I wanna get married which is hilarious because I will never get married.  Why would I want the government involved in my love life?"

Sexy Pictures of Famous People 

 

 

1.  ROBERT DOWNEY JR. photobombed a girl who was trying to sneak a picture of him.

 

 

 

2.  MARKY MARK WAHLBERG might not get invited back to New England Patriots owner ROBERT KRAFT's luxury box . . . after he left Kraft HANGIN' on a high-five attempt.

 

 

 

3.  LEONARDO DICAPRIO brought his full beard and MAN BUN with him to accept an award from the Clinton Global Initiative.

 

 

 

4.  PIERCE BROSNAN took his absolute MINX of a candy-coated wife to the beach in Hawaii for her 51st birthday.

 

 

 

5.  This is somewhat disturbing:  MILEY CYRUS has been Photoshopping a picture of her face when he was a child onto raunchy pictures of herself now.

 

Mike Tyson Helped a Guy Who Was in a Bad Motorcycle Accident 

MIKE TYSON helped a guy who was in a bad motorcycle accident outside Las Vegas recently.  Ryan Chesley says he was on his way to Vegas last Tuesday, when a cab cut him off, sending him flying off his bike.

 

 

Tyson saw the whole thing, and got out of his car to stop traffic.  Chesley says when he came to his senses, he saw Tyson standing over him, yelling at people not to touch him.  Then Mike helped keep Chesley calm until paramedics arrived.

 

 

Chesley says he suffered broken bones, torn muscles and ligaments and nerve damage . . . and he needs shoulder surgery.  He sent Tyson a thank you note and a fruit basket.  (Here are some pictures from the scene.)

Sarah Palin Says She's Proud of Her Family 

 

 

SARAH PALIN still hasn't given us her side of that DRUNKEN BRAWL her family supposedly got into at a snowmobile party.

 

 

But she did post a message on Facebook praising her family . . . particularly her daughter BRISTOL, who was said to have punched a guy in the face repeatedly.

 

 

She said, quote, "I love my Bristol!  My straight-shooter is one of the strongest young women you'll ever meet.  I have to say this as a proud mama:  right up there with their work ethic and heart for those less fortunate, my kids' defense of family makes my heart soar!"

 

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Will Not Physically Punish Their Daughter 

KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST have reportedly decided not to physically discipline their daughter North.  A source says, quote, "When she acts up, there will be time outs, taking away a favorite toy, but absolutely no physical discipline.  North will be given clear boundaries that a child needs, and there will be consequences that won't involve any hitting or spanking."

 

You Can Be an Extra in the "Magic Mike" Sequel 

 

 

You know how much FUN the ladies seem to be having in those "Magic Mike" dance sequences?  Well, YOU can get in on some of that fun in the sequel, "Magic Mike XXL".

 

 

CHANNING TATUM announced a contest on his Facebook page, and all you have to do to be an extra in some of those scenes is send pictures or a video that explains WHY you want a piece of this.  (Here's the official contest website.)

 

 

Meanwhile, JADA PINKETT SMITH confirmed yesterday that she's in the movie . . . in a part that was originally written for a man.

Ben McKenzie Cried While Watching "Marley and Me" on a Plane 

 

 

I don't care who you are:  There is NO SHAME in crying while watching "Marley & Me".  Just like BEN MCKENZIE . . . whose new series "Gotham" premiered last night on Fox.

 

 

In a video for "Entertainment Weekly", he says, quote, "A year after my dog died, I was on a plane and 'Marley & Me' was an in-flight movie.  I cried so often that the gentleman to my right asked if I was okay.  'No sir, I am not okay.  My dog is dead.'"

 

 

(Here's video.)

Charlie Sheen Claims There Have Been Talks About Him Returning to "Two and a Half Men" 

CHARLIE SHEEN is interested in returning to "Two and a Half Men" for an episode in the show's final season, as a tribute to the fans.  He claims he's reached out to them and they've "reached back."  There's no official word from the show, but unnamed producers have denied any discussions with Charlie.

Is Kenan Thompson Leaving "SNL" After This Season? 

 

 

TMZ claims KENAN THOMPSON will leave "Saturday Night Live" after this season.  Supposedly, he wanted to leave this past spring, but remained onboard for one more year as a favor to "SNL" boss Lorne Michaels.

 

 

A spokesperson for the show tells Vulture.com that this report is "incredibly inaccurate," and adds, quote, "The season hasn't even started and cast decisions aren't made until the end of the season."

 

 

TMZ says that's nice . . . but it isn't the show's decision, it's Kenan's.  And he's already made up his mind.  Supposedly, he wants to move to L.A., and is in talks to get his own show.  Kenan hasn't commented.

 

"Jeopardy" Star Ken Jennings Made a Stupid Joke About Handicapped People on Twitter 

 

 

KEN JENNINGS, the guy who had that incredible 74-win run on "Jeopardy!" 10 years ago, made a dumb joke about handicapped people on Twitter yesterday.  Or at least, we're assuming it was supposed to be a joke.

 

 

He Tweeted, quote, "Nothing sadder than a hot person in a wheelchair."  (???)  Something tells me he's going to be apologizing for that one.  Unless he was HACKED.  (As of late last night, he hadn't taken it back.  Check his feed for updates, here.)

Tuesday TV Reminders:

 

 

"Dancing with the Stars" results show . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC.  Sia and Nico and Vinz perform.  And judge Julianne Hough dances with one of the male pros.

 

 

"The Voice" . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC.  Part 2 of the blind auditions.

 

 

• The "NCIS" 12th season premiere . . . from 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on CBS.

 

 

• The series premiere of "NCIS: New Orleans" . . . from 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on CBS.  "Quantum Leap's" Scott Bakula leads a team of agents and puts on a Cajun accent for this spin-off . . . which brings the "NCIS" franchise up to three shows.

 

 

"Marvel's Agents of "S.H.I.E.L.D." the second season premiere . . . from 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC.

 

 

"Face Off" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Syfy.  The eight remaining artists make evil clowns inspired by their childhood fears.

 

 

"Person of Interest's" fourth season premiere . . . from 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on CBS.

 

 

• The "Chicago Fire" third season premiere . . . from 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on CBS.

 

 

"Faking It" . . . the second season premiere airs from 10:30 to 11:00 P.M. on MTV.

Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:

 

 

"The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Kerry Washington, Carson Daly, and the rock band Julian Casablancas and the Voidz.

 

 

"Late Night with Seth Meyers" - Jennifer Hudson, and Patrick Wilson.

 

 

"Letterman" - Denzel Washington, and Lenny Kravitz.

 

 

"Jimmy Kimmel" - Viola Davis, Anthony Bourdain, and Tove Lo.

 

 

"Carson Daly" - Antoine Fuqua, Say Anything, and Jason Mantzoukas.

 

 

"Conan" - Kirsten Dunst, Ike Barinholtz, and Paul Simon.

 

 

"Craig Ferguson" - Lauren Graham, and Ed Weeks.

 

 

"Jon Stewart" - General Tony Zinni.

 

 

"The Colbert Report" - Naomi Klein.

 

"Neighbors" is Out on DVD and Kevin Costner's "3 Days to Kill" is Out on Netflix

 

 

Here's what's new on DVD today:

 

"Neighbors" . . . starring Seth Rogen and Zac Efron.  Zac's fraternity moves next door to Seth and his wife, and gets into a turf war after the frat parties get out of control.

 

"The Signal" . . . starring Brenton Thwaites as a guy who wakes up in quarantine, being interrogated by scientists in hazmat suits, who are led by Laurence Fishburne.

 

"Very Good Girls" . . . Dakota Fanning and Elizabeth Olsen make a pact to lose their virginity before the end of the summer . . . and then both fall for the same guy.

 

"The Calling" . . . starring Susan Sarandon as a small town detective hunting a serial killer.  Topher Grace and Gil Bellows from "Ally McBeal" are also cops on the case.

 

 

• The ninth season of "How I Met Your Mother" . . . the fifth season of "Modern Family" . . . the third season of "Scandal" and "Key & Peele" . . .

 

. . . the second season of "Nashville" and Syfy's "Defiance" . . . and the first season of "Mom", "Brooklyn Nine-Nine", "Reign", and "The 100".

 

 

 

Here's what's new in the past week to Netflix Instant Streaming:

 

"3 Days to Kill" stars Kevin Costner as a dying CIA agent given an experimental drug that might save his life, in exchange for going on a high-risk mission . . . at the same time he's stuck taking care of his teenage daughter, Hailee Steinfeld.

 

"The Colony" is a sci-fi horror thriller starring Laurence Fishburne, Bill Paxton and "Air Bud" superstar Kevin Zegers as survivors of the next ice age, who answer a distress call and find themselves hunted by crazed cannibals.

Five Random Facts For Tuesday

1

Women who have even one box of breakfast cereal visible in their kitchen weigh an average of 21 pounds more than women whose cereal is in a cabinet, or who don't have cereal at all.

 

 

2.  The word "husband" comes from the Old Norse word "husbondi" which means "master of the house."  The word "wife" comes from an old Indo-European word "weip" which means "to wrap" and might've referred to the veil that brides wear.

 

 

3.  Americans waste four hours a year on pennies . . . mainly the time we spend waiting for change, and the time we spend in lines waiting while other people get their change.

 

 

4.  78% of people who complain about a restaurant on Twitter do it while they're in the restaurant in the middle of their meal.

 

 

5.  The woman who played Miss Cleo in the psychic hotline commercials in the '90s is named Youree Dell Harris . . . and she only made $1,750 for the job, with no residuals.  But the psychic hotline she advertised made $24 million a month for two years straight.

 

 

Photo of the Day:  A Woman Gets Surgery to Add a Third Breast . . . So Men Won't Want to Date Her Anymore?

A 21-year-old woman in Florida just spent $20,000 to get a THIRD BOOB implanted on her chest.  She says it's because she's sick of men and figured it would make her unattractive . . . and also because she wants a reality show on MTV.

A Doctor Figured Out the Mathematical Formula For the Perfect Breasts

A plastic surgeon in London just ran a study to figure out the mathematical formula for the PERFECT BREASTS:  45% of the breast is ABOVE the nipple, and 55% is below.  That basically means the breast is perky and not sagging.  He also found the nipple on a perfect breast points upward at a 20-degree angle.

Women Spend 11 Days a Year in a Bad Mood . . . Here Are the Top 10 Reasons

A new survey found the average woman spends five hours a week in a bad mood . . . that adds up to almost 11 full days a year.  The top reasons are feeling overweight . . . their partner not listening . . . feeling sick . . . bad weather . . . and worrying about money.

1.  Feeling overweight.

 

2.  Their partner not listening.

 

3.  Feeling sick.

 

4.  Bad weather.

 

5.  Worrying about money.

 

6.  The internet going down or other technology problems.

 

7.  Feeling undervalued or underappreciated.

 

8.  No one helping with anything.

 

9.  Their time of the month.

 

10.  PMS.  (Daily Mail(You can see the full top 32 here.)

A Man Is Giving Away a Mattress on Craigslist Because His Wife Cheated on Him . . . on That Very Mattress

A guy in Portland, Oregon his giving his mattress away for free on Craigslist.  Turns out his wife cheated on him, and had sex with multiple men on that very mattress.  Now they're divorced and he's giving it away.

There's a Guy Who Climaxes 100 Times a Day . . . And Says It's Destroying His Life

 

A 37-year-old guy from Wisconsin has a condition called Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome that makes him permanently aroused.  He got it two years ago when he slipped a disc, and now climaxes about 100 times a day . . . or once approximately every 15 minutes.

Alyssa Sutherland is 32.  Princess Aslaug on "Vikings".

 

 

Blonde mattress actress Shyla Stylez is 32.  She's starred in 415 fine films, including "Accidental Hooker", "Booby Patrol", and "Black Where You Belong".

 

 

Anthony Mackie is 35.  The Falcon in the second "Captain America" movie and the upcoming "Avengers" sequel.  You may also remember him as Papa Doc in "8 Mile", Tupac in "Notorious", and Sergeant Sanborn in "The Hurt Locker".

 

 

Jermaine Dupri is 42.  Young urban mogul AND the man who discovered Kris Kross.  He used to nail Janet Jackson any time he wanted to . . . but he let that slip away.

 

 

Ani Difranco is 44.  Talented, yet un-showered, minx.

 

 

Mattress actress Sydnee Steele is 46.  She's starred in 356 fine films, including . . . "Midsummer Night's Cream", "Once You Go Black", "Nymphomercials", "Spankenstein" and "Snatch Adams".

 

 

LisaRaye is 48.  Gorgeous star of "All of Us", the TV series produced by Will Smith.  She was also on "Single Ladies", produced by Queen Latifah.

 

 

Chi McBride is 53.  Chubby S.W.A.T. Captain Lou Grover on "Hawaii Five-0".

 

 

Jason Alexander is 55.  George Costanza on "Seinfeld" and he WAS "Bob Patterson"(Long before he was famous, he was also in the 1981 slasher flick "The Burning".  Here's the trailer.  He's the guy in the canoe with the #96 jersey . . . and a FULL HEAD OF HAIR.)

Bruce Springsteen is 65.

 

 

Julio Iglesias is 71.  Master Spanish Swordsman and Enrique Iglesias's father.

 

 

Mickey Rooney would have been 94.  (1920 - 2014)  Your kids probably only know him as one of the retiring guards in "Night at the Museum", the trainer in "The Black Stallion", or the voice of Santa in "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" and "The Year Without a Santa Claus".

 

 

RAY CHARLES would have been 83  (1930 - 2004)  He's only the genius creator of soul music.  He died of liver failure.

 

Countdown to Upcoming Events

• 12 days to World Teachers Day

• 23 days to World Food Day

• 38 days to Halloween

• 40 days to Daylight Saving Ends

• 850 days left of "Hope and Change"

372 years ago . . . In 1642, HARVARD held its first commencement ceremony.

 

 

235 years ago . . . In 1779, the American warship, "Bonhomme Richard", commanded by JOHN PAUL JONES, defeated the "HMS Serapis" during the Revolutionary War.  During the battle Jones said his famous quote:  "I have NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT!"

 

 

(He later learned how to play bass guitar and joined a band called Led Zeppelin.)

 

 

135 years ago . . . In 1879, Richard Rhodes of River Park, Illinois, patented THE FIRST HEARING AID.  The device looked like a fan, and it was held against the TEETH.

 

 

106 years ago . . . In 1908, the term "BONEHEAD" was first used . . . to describe New York Giants baseball player Fred Merkle, who failed to touch first base after his teammate scored the game-winning run on his hit.  The slip-up cost the Giants the pennant and became known as "Merkle's Boner."

 

 

76 years ago . . . In 1938, A TIME CAPSULE, TO BE OPENED IN THE YEAR 6939, was buried on the grounds of the World's Fair in New York City!

 

 

45 years ago . . . In 1969, "The London Daily Mirror" started the "PAUL MCCARTNEY IS DEAD" rumor.  DON'T TAKE DRUGS!

22 years ago . . . in 1992, MANON RHEAUME became the first woman to play in a major professional team sport.  As goalie for the TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING, she gave up 2 goals in 20 minutes, and Tampa Bay lost to St. Louis 6-4 in an NHL exhibition game.

20 years ago . . . In 1994, "The Shawshank Redemption" was released.  You now see it on TNT nightly.

 

 

17 years ago . . . In 1997, the Senate Finance Committee opened hearings into reports of alleged ABUSES BY THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE!

 

 

Three years ago . . . In 2011, the final episode of "All My Children" aired on ABC.  The soap opera was on the air for 41 years.

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