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Sexy Pictures of Famous People
1. Guess what L.A. Clippers point guard CHRIS PAUL got for his 29th birthday? An autographed picture of TIFFANI THIESSEN from her "Saved by the Bell" days. She wrote "Happy Birthday my dear" and even put a heart on it.
Chris posted his gift on Instagram and captioned it, quote, "This is easily one of the best Bday gifts I've ever received in my 29 years on this Earth!!! Kelly Kapowski my first love. We were together, she just didn't know it. Cuz I'm saved by the bell."
2. HARRY STYLES' cousin posted . . . then quickly deleted . . . a picture of Harry NAKED, but with his groin strategically covered.
3. Remember that see-through outfit RIHANNA wore the other day? Well, here's video of her TWERKING in it.
4. This gallery of men with ZOOEY DESCHANEL'S eyes Photoshopped on their faces is hard to stop looking at.
5. CAMERON DIAZ and BENJI MADDEN really are a thing. Check out these shots of them holding hands.
6. What is it with Bruce and Demi's kids showing off their stuff? Now RUMER WILLIS is baring her midriff.
7. Here's KENDALL JENNER wearing a jacket, but NOTHING underneath.
8. And for anyone who isn't tired of NICKI MINAJ underboob yet, enjoy.
Mara Wilson from "Mrs. Doubtfire" and "Matilda" Received Her First Picture of a Man's Junk . . . Apparently She Didn't Enjoy It
Remember little MARA WILSON . . . the adorable girl from "Mrs. Doubtfire" and "Matilda"? Well, she's 26 now, and on social media. So she's not that innocent anymore. Still, she went a pretty long time before receiving a photo of male genitalia.
But as it does for all women . . . and for a lot of guys, too . . . it finally happened. Yesterday, Mara Tweeted, quote, "Just got my first [penis] pic on Twitter. It was not wanted."
Jonah Hill Apologized for Using a Gay Slur Against a Photographer
JONAH HILL hurled a gay slur at a photographer who was harassing him over the weekend. When video hit the Internet yesterday, he apologized, and took full responsibility for what he said.
Jenny McCarthy Deleted a Tweet Making Fun of the Jennifer Lopez / Casper Smart Transsexual Rumors
JENNY MCCARTHY made fun of the JENNIFER LOPEZ / CASPER SMART transsexual rumors on Twitter. She said, quote, "Did Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend cheat with a transsexual model? I heard J-Lo gave him an ultimatum: It's either me or her/him." But she deleted it after people started calling her "transphobic" and a bigot.
There Might Be Another Video of Justin Bieber Using the N-Word
There might be another video of a 15-year-old JUSTIN BIEBER saying the N-word. Britain's "Sun" tabloid claims to have seen a 24-second clip in which Justin changes the lyrics of his song "One Less Lonely Girl" to "One Less Lonely [N-word]" . . . and sings about joining the KKK. A girl can be heard laughing in the background.
Dan Marino is Now Un-Suing the NFL
DAN MARINO is now dropping out of that 15-player concussion lawsuit against the NFL, and claiming he never meant to sue in the first place.
He issued a statement saying, quote, "Within the last year I authorized a claim to be filed on my behalf just in case I needed future medical coverage to protect me and my family in the event I later suffered from the effects of head trauma.
"In so doing I did not realize I would be automatically listed as a plaintiff in a lawsuit against the NFL. I have made the decision it is not necessary for me to be part of any claims or this lawsuit . . . I also disclaim any references in the form complaint of current head injuries."
Will Smith Will Play the NFL Concussion Whistleblower
WILL SMITH plans to star in a movie about the NFL concussion controversy. He'll play Dr. Bennet Omalu, the forensic neuropathologist who discovered and went public with the concussion problem in football.
Will's movie is based on the 2009 "GQ" article "Game Brain". (Which you can read here.) It's just one of three upcoming movies dealing with NFL concussions.
Is Disney Re-Launching "Indiana Jones" with Robert Pattinson?
There's a rumor online that Disney is thinking about re-launching "Indiana Jones" with ROBERT PATTINSON. But it probably isn't true, since it comes from an unreliable British tabloid.
Does These Photos from the "Star Wars" Set Show the Millennium Falcon?
TMZ released more photos from the set of the new "Star Wars" movie, and this batch includes shots of what appears to be the Millennium Falcon . . . being built in a construction hangar, along with other set pieces.
Of course, the Millennium Falcon is the ship that Han Solo won from Lando Calrissian . . . and owned alongside Chewbacca, his co-pilot. (You can find the photos, here. The Millennium Falcon is in the first few.)
There May Be an Eighth "Game of Thrones" Book, One More Than Initially Intended
The HBO show "Game of Thrones" is based on GEORGE R. R. MARTIN'S fantasy book series, "A Song of Ice and Fire". Last we heard, he was planning to complete the story in seven books . . . but now he might expand it to EIGHT. Martin says his plan is still to finish in seven books, but that could change after he finishes Book Six.
Wednesday TV Reminders:
• "The CMT Music Awards" . . . 8:00 to 10:30 P.M. Eastern on CMT. Kristen Bell hosts for her third year in a row. The performers include Carrie Underwood, Blake Shelton, Kacey Musgraves, Jennifer Nettles, and Keith Urban. (Nominees)
• "The Stanley Cup Finals" . . . 8:00 to 11:00 P.M. Eastern on NBC. The Los Angeles Kings host the New York Rangers for the first game in the series.
• "So You Think You Can Dance" . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Fox. Jenna Elfman guest judges the Chicago auditions and Christina Applegate guest judges in L.A.
• The series premiere of "Untying the Knot" . . . 10:00 to 10:30 P.M. on Bravo. A reality show about divorce attorney Vikki Ziegler, founder of divorcedating.com.
• The second season finale of "Deal With It" . . . 10:30 to 11:00 P.M. on TBS. Tom Green and rasslin' superstar The Miz guest.
• The series premiere of "Jennifer Falls" . . . 10:30 to 11:00 P.M. on TV Land. Jaime Pressly stars in this sitcom about a woman who moves in with her mom and takes a job as a bartender after getting fired from her six-figure corporate job.
Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:
• "The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Tom Cruise, Kendall & Kylie Jenner, and Chrissie Hynde.
• "Late Night with Seth Meyers" - Dan Bakkedahl, and Demi Lovato
• "Letterman" - Arsenio Hall, Victor Espinoza, and the Afghan Whigs
• "Jimmy Kimmel" - Shailene Woodley, Iggy Azalea, and "The Daily Show's" Aasif Mandvi. (Repeat)
• "Carson Daly" - Randy & Jason Sklar, Off!, and Buffalo Killers.
• "Conan" - Emily Blunt, Brent Morin, and Bob Mould.
• "Craig Ferguson" - Susan Sarandon, and Garrison Keillor.
• "Chelsea Lately" - Austin Mahone.
• "Jon Stewart" - Gigi Ibrahim.
• "The Colbert Report" - Jonah Hill.
Five Random Facts For Wednesday
Here are a few random facts for you. Hurricanes with female names kill TWICE as many people . . . possibly because we're sexist and don't take them as seriously. People spent 2.4 billion hours last year watching other people play video games online. And a can of Coke is 90% water . . . a can of Diet Coke is 99% water.
1. Hurricanes with female names kill about TWICE as many people as hurricanes with male names. And it may be because we're all SEXIST . . . as in, we don't take female hurricanes as seriously, and don't take the right precautions.
2. People spent 2.4 billion hours watching OTHER PEOPLE play video games online last year. That's up from 1.3 billion hours in 2012.
3. The majority of suicides happen between midnight and 4:00 A.M. . . . with 16% of all suicides happening between 2:00 A.M. and 2:59 A.M.
4. A can of Coke is 90% water . . . a can of Diet Coke is 99% water.
5. Clownfish . . . like the ones in "Finding Nemo" . . . can change from male-to-female if they need to, for reproduction. So in the movie, once Nemo's mother was killed, his father would've grown female sex organs and started reproducing . . . with Nemo.
(Washington Post / Daily Dot / Medical Daily / Buzzle / Cartoon Brew)
Want to Have Twice as Much Sex? Put a TV in Your Bedroom
You always hear how putting a TV in the bedroom HURTS your sex life. But according to a new survey, couples with a TV in their bedroom have TWICE as much sex. The top reason is that it makes it easier to watch PORN together. The second most popular reason is that you can get-it-on and watch your favorite shows AT THE SAME TIME.
Men With Wives Who Make More Money Have Better Sex and Better Lives
A new study found that couples where the husband earns less money than the wife have BETTER SEX and BETTER LIVES. 56% of the men who make less than their wives described their sex lives as "hot" or "very good" and 90% describe their marriage as happy.
Almost One in Four Women Has Had an Affair With Their Boss?
A new survey found 22% of women say they've had an affair with their boss. But that's almost one in four women, which seems absurdly high.
Two-Thirds of Us Pee in the Water at the Beach
Almost two
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of people admit they pee in the water at the beach, according to a new survey. One of the main reasons is that we think beach bathrooms are DISGUSTING . . . they were voted the grossest bathrooms we use, ahead of planes, the gym, and movie theater bathrooms.
(PG.com)
Two Guys Staged a Fake Murder For Google Street View . . . and Got a Visit From the Cops
A few years ago, two guys in Scotland saw the Google Maps Street View car coming, and decided to stage a FAKE MURDER. One guy laid down, and the other guy stood over him with an ax handle. Well . . . someone finally spotted the photos and called the cops. The cops tracked the guys down and investigated, but no charges were filed.
(Buzzfeed)
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Ministry in Alabama Put Up a Billboard With an Inspirational Quote From Adolf Hitler . . . and Even Had Hitler's Name On It
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A youth ministry in Alabama just put up a billboard featuring an inspirational quote . . . from HITLER. The billboard shows five smiling kids and says, quote, "He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future. Adolf Hitler." But they aren't a neo-Nazi group . . . so they just have bad judgment? They had it taken down yesterday.
A Judge and a Lawyer Got Into an Argument in the Courtroom, and Took It Outside to Fight
A judge in Florida got into an argument with an attorney in his courtroom on Monday . . . and it got so heated he suggested they TAKE IT OUTSIDE. So they went into the hallway and the judge PUNCHED the lawyer in the head. No charges are going to be filed . . . but that attorney won't be presenting cases to that judge anymore.
A Woman Calls 911 Because She Didn't Get Enough Sprinkles on Her Ice Cream Cone
The police in West Midlands, England released a 911 call from Monday, where a woman called because she didn't get enough SPRINKLES on her ice cream cone. The dispatcher explained to her that it's
not a life-or-death emergency . . . but was nice enough not to have her arrested.
Oona Chaplin is 28. Rob Stark's exotic wife on "Game of Thrones". She's also the granddaughter of Charlie Chaplin.
Bar Refaeli is 29. Isreali model who used to nail Leonardo DiCaprio.
Evan Lysacek is 29. U.S. figure skater who won gold at the Vancouver Olympics in men's singles. That landed him the REAL gold medal for C-list celebrities: A spot on "Dancing With the Stars". He finished in second place behind Nicole Scherzinger.
Angelina Jolie is 39. She has three adopted kids, three biological kids, zero biological breasts and two adopted breasts.
Related Comedy: Angelina Jolie turns 39 this weekend. If you need gift ideas, just check out whatever Jennifer Aniston has, and then steal it.
Russell Brand is 39. Unfiltered British comedian who looks like a character from a Tim Burton movie. He was nailing Katy Perry ANY TIME HE WANTED TO . . . but he messed it up. And you KNOW he regrets it.
James Callis is 43. BRILLIANT as Gaius Baltar on "Battlestar Galactica".
Noah Wyle is 43. Sexy man-boy who played Dr. John Carter on "ER".
Mattress actress Holly Body is 44. Her 36 DOUBLE-Gs ( o ) ( o ) have starred in 170 fine films, including . . . "Gazongas", "Big Boob Bounce-A-Thon", "Beaver and Buttface" and "Leave it to Cleavage"!
Horatio Sanz is 45. He was "Saturday Night Live's" first token Latin cast member and third token super-chubby.
Scott Wolf is 46. Bailey on "Party of Five". Since then he's been on a string of failed TV shows including "Everwood", "The Nine" and "V". He used to be ON Alyssa Milano . . . but ended up marrying a former "Real World" cast member so . . . yeah. (His wife is Kelley Limp, from the New Orleans season.)
Al B. Sure is 46. Silky smooth late '80s R&B superstar who gave us the perfect song to play when you're laying your sweet thang down on a bearskin rug by the fireplace for a night of cognac and lovemaking . . . "Nite and Day"!
EL DEBARGE is 53. THE driving force of DeBarge. Feel the beat of the rhythm of the night.
Keith David is 58. STUD from John Carpenter's "They Live" and his 1981 version of "The Thing". He was also awesome in "There's Something About Mary". How the hell'd you get the beans above the frank?!
Michelle Phillips is 70. Mamas and Papas minx, and the mother of Chynna Phillips.
Bruce Dern is 78. Star of "Won Ton Ton: The Dog Who Saved Hollywood" AND "The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant". He's Laura Dern's daddy. He was nominated for an Oscar and a Golden Globe for last year's "Nebraska". He won neither.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer is 86. The elder stateswoman of getting-it-on.
Freddy Fender (1937 - 2006) Ashamed country singer who denied his en fuego Latino heritage, and changed his name from BALDEMAR HUERTA.
Gorilla Monsoon (1937 - 1999) Former pro wrestler who achieved huge levels of fame as the voice of the WWF in the late '80s. His teamwork with Bobby "The Brain" Heenan in the broadcast booth set the standard for ALL sports commentary.
Robert Hughes (1926 - 1958) The World's Heaviest Man. He weighed 203 pounds at age six; 378 pounds at age 10; 693 pounds at 18; and 1,069 succulent pounds when he died at 32.
King George the Third (1738 - 1820) He lost the American colonies and subsequently went insane.
Countdown to Upcoming Events
• 10 days to World Blood Donor Day
• 11 days to Father's Day
• 30 days to Independence Day
• 58 days to Guardians of the Galaxy
• 64 days to Chicago Boot Camp
• 961 days left of "Hope and Change"
118 years ago . . . In 1896, HENRY FORD made a successful test run of his newfangled "HORSELESS CARRIAGE" in a nighttime drive through the streets of Detroit.
77 years ago . . . In 1937, Oklahoma City grocery store owner [slash] genius, Sylvan Goldman, INVENTED THE SHOPPING CART.
47 years ago . . . In 1967, THE MONKEES won the EMMY for Outstanding Comedy Series.
40 years ago . . . In 1974, THE CLEVELAND INDIANS hosted 10-CENT BEER NIGHT. The crowd got way too drunk, stormed the field and caused the Indians to forfeit the game to the Rangers with the score tied at five-all in the 9th inning.
37 years ago . . . In 1977, THE APPLE TWO, which was called the first-ever personal computer, went on sale. It had four kilobytes of RAM . . . or about 0.00038 percent the RAM of today's computers and stored data on audio cassettes. It cost $1,298.
32 years ago . . . In 1982, the best "Star Trek" movie of them all, "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan", was released. That's the one where SPOCK DIES. It's also the one where Kirk yells, "Khaaaaaaaan!"
(Of course, "Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock" came along and absolutely NEUTERED the emotional punch of "Trek 2". Sorry, I love Spock, too . . . but he should have STAYED DEAD.)
30 years ago . . . In 1984, the album "Born In The U.S.A." by BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, was released. It contains SEVEN Top-10 singles . . . and spent SEVEN weeks at the top of the chart.
Four years ago . . . In 2010, legendary college basketball coach and player JOHN WOODEN died 10 days before his 100th birthday. His UCLA Bruin teams won 10 titles in twelve seasons, including 7 straight, from 1964 to 1975.
25 years ago . . . In 1989, Chinese army troops stormed TIANANMEN SQUARE in Beijing to crush the pro-democracy movement. Hundreds, possibly thousands, of people died . . . it's hard to get a straight answer from China on the subject.
22 years ago . . . In 1992, MAGIC JOHNSON'S wife, COOKIE, gave birth to 7-pound, 15-ounce Earvin Johnson the Third . . . who recently came out publicly as a proud gay man.
22 years ago . . . In 1992, YOUNG ELVIS beat out CHUBBY, CONSTIPATED ELVIS in a nationwide vote to decide which Elvis should be featured on a U.S. postage stamp.
14 years ago . . . In 2000, JULIUS ERVING (Dr. J) reported his 19-year-old son, Cory, missing. Cory's body was found a month later, on July 6th. He had driven his car into a retention pond and drowned.
11 years ago . . . In 2003, MARTHA STEWART stepped down as CEO of her own company just hours after being indicted on insider trading charges, including obstruction of justice, conspiracy and securities fraud.
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