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(NC-17)  Did Kanye West Give Kim Kardashian a Naked Portrait of Herself as a Wedding Gift?

KANYE WEST reportedly gave KIM KARDASHIAN a nude painting of herself as a wedding gift.  In the picture, Kim is wearing only a G-string and Louboutin heels.  It's from behind, so you don't see any naughty bits, but it's still not exactly family-friendly.  Kanye plans to hang it in their bedroom.

(Check it out here.)

Did Casper Smart Get Caught Chatting Online With Another Transsexual?

The "National Enquirer" says it's OVER between JENNIFER LOPEZ and CASPER SMART, after Casper was caught flirting online with ANOTHER transsexual.  Things have reportedly been going downhill for a while, especially after Jennifer fired Casper as her creative director.  A source says, quote, "He was basically demoted to her cabana boy . . . the relationship is all but over."

A Former "Bachelor" Contestant Says Adrian Grenier is Massively Hung 

 Former "Bachelor" contestant COURTNEY ROBERTSON fooled around with "Entourage" star ADRIAN GRENIER, and she says, quote, "He had the biggest penis I'd ever seen . . . and the biggest bush!"  She also nailed "Dallas" star JESSE METCALFE, but says, quote, "I can't lie.  The sex was pretty average.  Jesse needed a lot of reassurance."

Sexy Pictures of Famous People 

1.  Some sexy, CANDY-COATED models are taking on the "Sports Illustrated" Swimsuit Issue in a new calendar.  (Here's a companion video.)

2.  NICKI MINAJ jumped on DRAKE and wrapped her legs around him during a show Sunday night.  She posted a photo on Instagram, but she captioned it, quote, "Yall gotta chill.  Lol this my brother."

3.  "Fifty Shades of Grey" star JAMIE DORNAN poses in his skivvies for "Interview" magazine.

4.  KHLOE KARDASHIAN posted a picture of herself with her supposed boyfriend FRENCH MONTANA.  She's swigging from a bottle of champagne and he's holding a machine gun.  It's apparently from the set of his new video "They Don't Love You No More".

(If Khloe and French ARE a couple, she might not like this:  French was filmed giving another chick a backrub at a party.)

5.  A gallery of celebrities who look younger now than they used to includes Sharon Stone, Ewan McGregor, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Juliana Marguilies and Will Smith.

6.  (NC-17)  Here's RIHANNA showing off just about everything in a see-through dress.

Chris Brown is Out of Jail 

CHRIS BROWN was sprung from the L.A. County Jail yesterday morning at 12:01 A.M.  Brown had been in custody since mid-March, when he allegedly violated his probation by getting into a scuffle in Washington, D.C.  He was released about 131 days earlier than he was supposed to, but he has to submit to drug testing, psychiatric counseling and therapy.

Shailene Woodley Thinks People Compare Her to Jennifer Lawrence Because They Both Have "Short Hair and a Vagina" 

SHAILENE WOODLEY doesn't like being compared to JENNIFER LAWRENCE.  She says, quote, "I admire Jennifer Lawrence, but she's everyone's favorite person to compare me to.  Is it because we both have short hair and a vagina?  I see us as separate individuals.  And that's important. As women, our insecurities are based on all these comparisons.  And that creates distress."

The Moron Who Accosted Brad Pitt on the Red Carpet Was Trying to "Bury His Face in Brad's Crotch" 

BRAD PITT says the Ukrainian guy who accosted him on the red carpet did not hit him.  But Brad admits that he "cracked" the guy in the back of the head, because, quote, "The nutter was trying to bury his face in my crotch."

Tuesday TV Reminders:

• The series premiere of "Famous in 12" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on the CW.  A new reality show about a family that's given 12 weeks to try to get famous in front of the cameras in L.A.

The mom's a writer, and her three daughters . . .  Jameelah, Maariyah, and Taliah . . . want to become a model, singer, and dancer.  It's brought to you by the people at TMZ.

• The sixth season finale of "Giuliana & Bill" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on E!  Giuliana records a song with Dee Snider.

• "Riot" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on Fox.  Andy Dick and Tom Green guest.

• "Celebrity Wife Swap" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on ABC.  Dweezil Zappa's wife trades places with the wife of David Justice.

• The second season finale of "Inside Amy Schumer" . . . 10:30 to 11:00 P.M. on Comedy Central.

Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:

• "The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Jonah Hill, Rahm Emanuel, and Soundgarden.

• "Late Night with Seth Meyers" - Dennis Miller, Anna Chlumsky, and Bastille.

• "Letterman" - Martin Short, John Oliver, and Spanish Gold.

• "Jimmy Kimmel" - Tom Cruise, and Alyssa Milano.

• "Carson Daly" - Aisha Tyler, Deap Vally, and Tokyo Police Club.

• "Conan" - Jane Fonda, Ramon Rodriguez, and Twin Shadow.

• "Craig Ferguson" - Amanda Peet, and "Game of Thrones" star Kit Harington.

• "Chelsea Lately" - Giovanni Ribisi.

• "Jon Stewart" - Ricky Gervais.

• "The Colbert Report" - Morgan Freeman.

"Robocop" is Out on DVD and "Escape from Tomorrow" is Out on Netflix

Here's what's new on DVD today:

• "Lone Survivor" . . . starring Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Emile Hirsch, and Ben Foster as a SEAL team whose mission to find a Taliban leader is compromised.

• "Robocop" . . . starring Joel Kinnaman as Robocop, Abbie Cornish as his wife, Michael Keaton as OmniCorp's CEO, and Gary Oldman as OmniCorp's lead scientist.

• "Son of God" . . . starring Portuguese actor Diogo Morgado as Jesus, and "Touched By An Angel's" Roma Downey as his mother Mary.

• "In the Blood" . . . starring MMA minx Gina Carano as a woman who busts some heads to get answers after her husband vanishes during their Caribbean honeymoon.

TV series out on DVD today include the complete series of "Breaking Bad" plus . . .

The sixth season of "True Blood" . . . the fourth season of "Pretty Little Liars" . . . the fourth season of "Workaholics" . . . the fourth season of "The Glades" . . . the third season of "Falling Skies" . . . and the third season of "The Killing".

Here's what's new in the past week to Netflix Instant Streaming:

• "Escape from Tomorrow" is a low budget horror movie set at Disney World.  It was shot at both parks, without permission, but Disney chose not to stop it from coming out.

• "Run & Jump" stars "SNL's" Will Forte as a neuropsychologist who moves in with a family to study the effects of a stroke that made a husband revert to his childhood.

• The third season of the BBC's "Sherlock".

And here's what's new in in video games this week.

• "Murdered: Soul Suspect" on the PS4, XboxOne, PS3 and Xbox360.  You play a homicide detective trying to solve your own murder from beyond the grave.

New CDs from 50 Cent, Miranda Lambert, and "Pretty Little Liars" minx Lucy Hale

• Super deluxe editions of Led Zeppelin's three self-titled albums.

• "Animal Ambition", 50 Cent

• "Forever For Now", LP

• "The Ceaseless Sight", Rich Robinson of the Black Crowes

• "More Modern Classics", Paul Weller from the Jam and the Style Council

• "Beauty & Rain", Bob Mould . . . from the alt rock bands Sugar and Husker Du.

• "Meteorites", Echo & The Bunnymen

• "Disgraceland", The Orwells

• "Comet Come to Me", Meshell Ndegeocello

• "Akeda", Matisyahu

• "Donker Mag", the South African duo Die Antwoord.

• The soundtrack to "If/Then", the new Broadway musical starring Idina Menzel.

• "Road Between", the debut country album from "Pretty Little Liars" minx Lucy Hale.

• "Platinum", Miranda Lambert

• "The Healing", a solo album from Joshua Scott Jones, who used to be one half of the duo Steel Magnolia.  You can listen to a free preview at CountryWeekly.com.

• "Kuntry Livin'", the debut album from country rapper Big Smo.  He calls himself the King of Hick Hop and he's got an A&E TV series premiering on June 11th.

• "Now That's What I Call Country 7" . . . which includes Luke Bryan, Florida Georgia Line, Brad Paisley, Darius Rucker, Carrie Underwood, Hunter Hayes, David Nail, Dierks Bentley, Lady Antebellum, and Keith Urban's duet with Miranda Lambert.

Five Random Facts For Tuesday

1.  More than 30 million people in China live in CAVES.

2.  Until the mid 1970s, at least 90% of NHL players were Canadian.  Now it's down to about 50%.

3.  Two legendary authors, C.S. Lewis and Aldous Huxley, both died on the same day . . . November 22nd, 1963.  Which was also the day JFK was shot.  That meant Lewis and Huxley didn't get a ton of media attention.

4.  Men are four times more likely to accidentally drown than women.

5.  Uranus was discovered by a British astronomer in 1781, and he wanted to name it George, after King George the Third.  Everyone outside England rejected the idea, so it became Uranus, after the Greek god of the sky, Ouranos.  (And yes, it's pronounced "YERR-ah-nuss.")

(Los Angeles Times / Quant Hockey / Wikipedia / CDC / Wikipedia)

Science Says Blondes Aren't Actually Dumber

A new study says blondes actually AREN'T dumber than anyone else.  Researchers found that hair color is determined by just one single letter in your genetic code . . . and it's not connected to ANY other traits.

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Photo of the Day:  A Bride Walked Down the Aisle Dragging Her One-Month-Old Daughter in Her Wedding

Dress

A couple got married in Tennessee this weekend, and wanted to have their one-month-old daughter involved.  So the bride attached the girl to the train of her dress . . . and DRAGGED her down the aisle.  A photo of it hit the Internet, and not surprisingly, people AREN'T cool with it.

(Gawker / Buzzfeed) 

Is Myspace Blackmailing Former Users With Embarrassing Photos?

Myspace has been emailing old members embarrassing photos, to get them to log back in.  I guess they figure if you log in to delete your account, you'll see the NEW Myspace and start using it again?  Let's see if the blackmail works.

(ABC News)

Your Dad Wants Time with You on Father's Day . . . Or a Gift Card

According to a new survey, there's a tie when it comes to what dads want most for Father's Day . . . gift cards, and spending quality time with you.  Also, 20% of us think it's fine just to send a TEXT MESSAGE on Father's Day.  And the average Father's Day present costs $61, compared to $68 for Mother's Day.

(PR Newswire)

A Family in Beeville, Texas Was Attacked by Bees

There's a family in Beeville, Texas . . . which is in Bee County, Texas . . . that was just attacked by BEES.  They were clearing some brush when a massive swarm of bees attacked them.  It took 15 firefighters and nine cops to get the bees off them.  All of them took a TON of bee stings but they're all going to be okay.

(ABC 3 - Corpus Christi / Wikipedia)

A Guy Got a Detached Retina From Texting His Girlfriend in the Dark

A 26-year-old guy in China just got a DETACHED RETINA from texting his girlfriend in the dark too much.  He'd text her for several hours in bed, it put a ton of strain on his retina, and he needed emergency surgery to have it reattached.

(Medical Daily)

Rafael Nadal is 28.  Tennis superstar who's beaten Roger Federer five of the seven times they've played in a Grand Slam final match.  Their final at Wimbledon 2008 . . . which Nadal won . . . is considered one of the best matches of all time.

Yasmin Lee is 31.  Kimmy, the sexy transgender prostitute Stu nails . . . or is nailed by . . . in "The Hangover Part II".

Anderson Cooper is 47.  Prematurely gray and gay CNN news stud.

James Purefoy is 50.  Joe Carroll on "The Following".  He also played Mark Anthony in HBO's "Rome".

Dan Hill is 60.  The Canadian pop singer who generously gave the world "Sometimes When We Touch".

Suzi Quatro is 64.  Leather Tuscadero on "Happy Days"!

Deniece Williams is 64.  She sang "Let's Hear It For the Boy", "It's Gonna Take a Miracle" and, much more importantly, the theme to "Family Ties"!

Chuck Barris is 85.  The TV producer who developed "The Dating Game", "The Newlywed Game" and "The Gong Show".  He also claims the entire time he was an international SPY for the CIA.

Tony Curtis  (1925 - 2010)

Maurice Evans  (1901 - 1989)  Dr. Zaius, the orangutan in "Planet of the Apes" and "Beneath the Planet of the Apes"!  He was also Samantha's father Maurice on "Bewitched" . . . and Rosemary's friend Hutch in "Rosemary's Baby".

Lynyrd Skynyrd pianist Billy Powell  (1952 - 2009)

Curtis Mayfield  (1942 - 1999)  He composed the soundtrack to "Superfly"!  If you don't have a PIMP WALK, and you desire one, crank this album and put one foot in front of the other.  Trust me, it'll just HAPPEN.

Jefferson Davis  (1808 - 1889)  President of the Confederacy during the U.S. Civil War.  Rednecks LOVE him . . . just LOVE him.

Countdown to Upcoming Events

• 1 day to the CMT Music Awards

• 11 days to World Blood Donor Day

• 12 days to Father's Day

• 31 days to Independence Day

• 65 days to Chicago Boot Camp

• 962 days left of "Hope and Change"

214 years ago . . . In 1800, PRESIDENT JOHN ADAMS moved to Washington, D.C.  Unfortunately, the White House wasn't finished yet, so he moved into a room above a TAVERN.

165 years ago . . . In 1849, the New York Knickerbockers became the first baseball team to WEAR UNIFORMS . . . which consisted of blue pants, white shirts and spectacular STRAW HATS.

126 years ago . . . In 1888, the poem "Casey At The Bat", by Ernest Lawrence Thayer, was first published in the "San Francisco Daily Examiner".  He earned $5.

77 years ago . . . In 1937, the Duke of Windsor married WALLIS WARFIELD SIMPSON.  He WAS KING EDWARD THE EIGHTH of England, but he was forced to give up the throne in order to marry a commoner.

75 years ago . . . In 1939, "The Beer Barrel Polka" by WILL GLAHE hit number one on the pop singles charts!

68 years ago . . . In 1946, Jacques Heim, a French fashion designer, debuted a two-piece bathing suit in Paris, and named it the BIKINI . . . after the Bikini Atoll islands in the South Pacific where ATOMIC BOMB TESTING was going on.

He chose that name because he thought the bikini was SO SCANDALOUS that people would react to it the way they react to an atomic bomb being dropped.

59 years ago . . . In 1955, "The Seven Year Itch" was released . . . starring MARILYN MONROE and a subway vent that blew up her skirt.

44 years ago . . . In 1970, RAY DAVIES of the Kinks flew from New York to London to change one word in the recording of "Lola".  "Coca-Cola" became "Cherry Cola" because the BBC did not allow commercial references in songs.

27 years ago . . . In 1987, the BBC banned the GEORGE MICHAEL song "I Want Your Sex" from daytime radio.  (Perhaps because it was his commercial reference to delicious gay sex?)

23 years ago . . . In 1991, WILLIE NELSON released "Who'll Buy My Memories - The IRS Tapes" to try to pay off his $16 million tax bill.

22 years ago . . . In 1992, in a moment that would have a surprisingly strong positive effect on his run, presidential candidate BILLY CLINTON played saxophone on "The Arsenio Hall Show".  He blew "Heartbreak Hotel" and "God Bless The Child".

13 years ago . . . In 2001, the very sexy TINA FEY married "Second City TV" director Jeff Richmond.

13 years ago . . . In 2001, ANTHONY QUINN died from pneumonia at the age of 86.

Eight years ago . . . In 2006, BEN AFFLECK'S little brother (Casey) married JOAQUIN PHOENIX'S little sister (Summer).  They have two sons together.  Casey and Summer, that is.  Not Ben and Joaquin.

Five years ago . . . In 2009, DAVID CARRADINE was found dead in a hotel room, hanging by a rope in the closet.  The accepted theory is that it wasn't a suicide . . . it was AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION gone wrong.