Whatever 11.3

Whatever 11.3

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Halloween Pictures of Famous People 

 

 

1.  KALEY CUOCO and her husband RYAN SWEETING dressed as JUSTIN BIEBER and SELENA GOMEZ . . . but they switched genders.

 

 

 

2.  BEYONCÉ did the OPPOSITE of slutting it up for Halloween.  She went as painter FRIDA KAHLO.  (As you may recall, Salma Hayek played her in the 2002 movie "Frida".)

 

 

Beyoncé also dressed as JANET JACKSON, and made her daughter Blue Ivy up as MICHAEL.

 

 

 

3.  Speaking of not being sexy, KATY PERRY was a Flamin' Hot Cheeto.

 

 

 

4.  RIHANNA and three of her friends were slutty Ninja Turtles.

 

 

 

5.  Here's a great picture of JENNIFER LOPEZ as a devil, DEMI LOVATO as LUCILLE BALL, and IGGY AZALEA embracing the haters as one of the guys from "White Chicks".

 

 

Demi also did the "Day of the Dead" thing with WILMER VALDERRAMA.

6.  TAYLOR SWIFT made up her own creature:  The PEGACORN.

 

 

 

7.  NEIL PATRICK HARRIS and his family did a Batman theme.  Neil was the Riddler, his husband DAVID BURTKA was the Joker, their son Gideon was Batman and their daughter Harper was Batgirl.

 

 

 

8.  ELLEN DEGENERES walked onto the set of her show Friday as AMAL CLOONEY, in a wedding dress, with a fake "George" attached.  (Scroll down for video.)

 

 

 

9.  RYAN SEACREST was a mad scientist.

 

 

 

10.  TOM BRADY, GISELE BUNDCHEN, and the kids dressed as dragons.

 

 

 

11.  KELLY RIPA and MICHAEL STRAHAN's costumes included Kim and Kanye.

 

 

 

12.  GUY RITCHIE and his 14-year-old son ROCCO dressed as Walter and Jesse from "Breaking Bad".

13.  WWE superstars JOHN CENA and NIKKI BELLA dressed as Ron Burgundy and Veronica Corningstone.

 

 

 

14.  HEIDI KLUM went all-out, as usual.  This year she was a butterfly.  Here's video of her transformation.  And here's a gallery of her many elaborate costumes over the years.

 

 

 

15.  COURTENEY COX was the creepy doll from "Annabelle" and "The Conjuring".  Her fiancé JOHNNY MCDAID from SNOW PATROL was a ventriloquist's dummy.

 

 

 

16.  (NC-17)  Here's video of JUSTIN BIEBER dancing in a Power Rangers costume.  (WARNING!!!  There are several N-WORDS in the song he's dancing to.)

 

 

 

17.  KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN's costume was a ridiculously pregnant cat.  Her son Mason was Darth Vader, and her daughter Penelope was a skunk.

 

 

Penelope's cousin North West was also a skunk.  Here they are together.  And here's KIM KARDASHIAN as a skeleton.

18.  LINDSAY LOHAN was . . . let's go with a vampire chick?

 

 

 

19.  HAYDEN PANETTIERE was a leopard.  In a bikini.

 

 

 

20.  SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR and FREDDIE PRINZE JR. did the "Star Wars" thing.  She was Princess Leia, and he was a "hip-hop Stormtrooper".  In other words, he just put on a Stormtrooper helmet and wore regular clothes.

 

 

 

21.  Here's MATT LAUER as the classic "Saturday Night Live" character Pat.

 

 

 

22.  Here's VANESSA HUDGENS, not dressed up, but posing with a skeleton.

 

 

 

23.  JEWEL, her estranged husband TY MURRAY, and their son Kase did the "Toy Story" thing.

 

24.  NICOLE RICHIE was Cruella De Vil from "101 Dalmatians".  Her kids were the dogs.

 

 

 

25.  JADEN SMITH was an astronaut.

 

 

 

26.  KELLY OSBOURNE channeled GWYNETH PALTROW from "The Royal Tenenbaums".

 

 

 

27.  JWOWW and her daughter were monkeys, while her fiancé was a banana.

 

 

 

28.  (NC-17)  COURTNEY STODDEN did a photo shoot as a bloody, TOPLESS vampire.

Lindsay Lohan:  Is Tom Cruise Hittin' That . . . Or Is He Nailing Miranda Kerr? 

There's a rumor going around that TOM CRUISE is giving the business to LINDSAY LOHAN, after they met and exchanged numbers at a London club.  A source says Lindsay hopes dating Tom will revitalize her career, while Tom wants Lindsay to, quote, "help him relax and have more fun."  But there are also reports that Tom is dating MIRANDA KERR.

Is Zac Efron a Controlling Jerk? 

The latest unsubstantiated rumor is that ZAC EFRON is a CONTROLLING A-HOLE, and it's driving his girlfriend, model Sami Miro, insane . . . quote, "He's micro-managing everything from diet and exercise to her fashion and beauty.  Zac is a very uptight, controlling guy."

 

Melanie Griffith Wants to Hook Up With a Cowboy Who Doesn't Care About Hollywood 

 MELANIE GRIFFITH isn't really on the make just yet, but she knows what she's looking for in a man . . . quote, "I think I'd like to meet a cowboy, like a real man-man . . . Like somebody who's a man that's not concerned with this town."  She also won't be seeing her daughter in "50 Shades of Grey" because it would be, quote, "too awkward."

An Assistant to "Star Trek" Legend Nichelle Nichols Was Busted for Meth at LAX 

NICHELLE NICHOLS is 81 years old and an absolute LEGEND, thanks to her portrayal of chocolatey space minx Uhura on the original "Star Trek".  But she had a little incident at Los Angeles International Airport Friday.

Amanda Bynes Is Out of the Loony Bin

AMANDA BYNES was released from the psychiatric hospital just days after a judge ordered her stay to be extended another 30 days.  She appealed and won, so she was let go.  Not surprisingly, she's already out and about acting bizarre.

Photo of the Day . . . A British Singer Had a Spider Living in Her Ear

 

 

This totally sounds like a hoax story for Halloween, but a British singer named KATIE MELUA recently went to the doctor because of a scratching noise in her head . . . and found she had a SPIDER living in her ear.

 

 

It was a jumping spider, and it had been in there for a WEEK.  They think it might have crawled in off a pair of headphones she used on a flight . . . an ear specialist used a suction device to get it out.

 

 

Katie even posted a photo of it on Instagram . . . then took it home and set it free in her garden.  Oh, and she also once released a single called "Spider's Web".  Seriously.

"Nightcrawler" and "Ouija" Finished in a Dead Heat at the Box Office

 

 

JAKE GYLLENHAAL's "Nightcrawler" and the horror movie "Ouija" finished in a virtual tie at the box office this weekend with $10.9 million each.  Based on studio estimates, less than $10,000 separated the two movies.  Official numbers will be released later today.

 

 

Here are this week's Top 10 movies:

 

 

1.  NEW:  "Nightcrawler", $10.91 million.

 

2.  "Ouija", $10.9 million.  Up to $35 million in its 2nd week.

 

3.  "Fury", $9.1 million.  Up to $60.4 million in its 3rd week.

 

4.  "Gone Girl", $8.8 million.  Up to $137 million in its 5th week.

 

5.  "The Book of Life", $8.3 million.  Up to $40.5 million in its 3rd week.

 

6.  "John Wick", $8.1 million.  Up to $27.6 million in its 2nd week.

 

7.  "St. Vincent", $7.8 million.  Up to $19.5 million in its 4th week.

 

8.  "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day", $6.5 million.  Up to $53.6 million in its 4th week.

 

9.  "The Judge", $3.4 million.  Up to $39.6 million in its 4th week.

 

10.  "Dracula Untold", $2.9 million.  Up to $52.9 million in its 4th week.

 

 

Meanwhile, Nicole Kidman's "Before I Go To Sleep" tanked with $2 million for a 14th place finish.  The 10th anniversary rerelease of "Saw" barely made $650,000 and the Daniel Radcliffe movie "Horns" cleared $104,000 in limited release.

Here's the Trailer for the "Jingle All the Way" Sequel No One Wanted

 

 

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER and SINBAD'S 1996 Christmas movie, "Jingle All the Way", didn't leave ANYONE wanting more.  Nonetheless, a sequel is on the way . . . although it doesn't feature Arnold or Sinbad.

 

 

"Jingle All the Way 2" stars LARRY THE CABLE GUY and WWE wrestler SANTINO MARELLA.  It's a direct-to-video release . . . and will be out on DVD and Blu-ray on December 2nd.  (Here's the trailer.)

 

 

(On the WWE, Santino speaks with a goofy Italian accent.  He doesn't talk in the trailer, so it's unclear if he's bringing that with him.  Santino's real name is Anthony Carelli . . . and he's Canadian.)

The First Trailer for "Furious 7" Is Out 

 

 

The first trailer for the next "Fast and the Furious" movie, "Furious 7", was released over the weekend.  The movie will mark the final time PAUL WALKER is seen onscreen, following his death last November.

 

 

The movie was in the middle of production when Paul died.  Computer-generated effects and his real-life brothers were used to help complete his work.  "Furious 7" hits theaters on April 3rd.  (Here's the video.)

Here's the Trailer for the Grumpy Cat Christmas Movie 

 

 

You say you're not going to watch it, but come on . . . you know you totally are.  I'm speaking, of course, of the Lifetime movie "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever", which premieres on November 29th.

 

 

It stars AUBREY PLAZA from "Parks and Recreation" as the voice of Grumpy Cat . . . and basically nobody else you've ever heard of.  Lifetime posted the first trailer on Friday.  Are you psyched?

 

Chris Rock Did a Lot of Material About Terrorism on "Saturday Night Live" 

 

 

CHRIS ROCK hosted "Saturday Night Live" this weekend, and did a lot of material on TERRORISM.

 

 

That's basically all his monologue was . . . from the Boston Marathon bombing to the Freedom Tower on the site of the World Trade Center, to the eventual commercialization of 9/11.

 

 

Then, he appeared in a skit as one of two terrorists trying to find investors for ISIS on the TV show "Shark Tank".

Monday TV Reminders:

 

 

• "Monday Night Football" . . . 8:30 to 11:30 P.M. Eastern on ESPN.  The New York Giants host the Indianapolis Colts.

 

 

• "Dancing with the Stars" . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC.

 

 

• "The Voice" . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC.  Taylor Swift returns as an adviser for part 3 of the knockout rounds.

 

 

• "Countdown to the CMA Awards:  15 Songs That Changed Country Music" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on ABC.  Keith Urban, Tim McGraw, and Brad Paisley will make appearances and the performers include Kacey Musgraves, Lady Antebellum, and Martina McBride.

Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:

 

 

• "The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Anne Hathaway, Gael Garcia Bernal, and Stevie Nicks.

 

 

• "Late Night with Seth Meyers" - Kerry Washington, Michael C. Hall, and Joe Hill.

 

 

• "Letterman" - Martin Short, and Father John Misty.

 

 

• "Jimmy Kimmel" - Nathan Fillion, Gina Rodriguez, and Fall Out Boy.

 

 

• "Carson Daly" - Gillian Anderson, Alt-J, and Thug Kitchen.

 

 

• "Conan" - Comedian Matt Donaher and animal expert David Mizejewski.

 

 

• "Craig Ferguson" - Joel McHale, and Laila Lalami for her new novel "The Moor's Account".

 

 

• "Jon Stewart" - Jake Gyllenhaal.

 

 

• "The Colbert Report" - Chuck Todd from NBC News.

Five Random Facts For Monday

1.  Rain contains the vitamin B12.

 

 

2.  You're four times more likely to die in your lifetime from your pajamas catching on fire than from Ebola.

 

 

3.  Eating ice cream actually makes your body temperature HOTTER, not colder.  It's because of the fat content.

4.  The foreign country the U.S. imports the most oil from is . . . Canada.

 

 

5.  Warren Buffett still lives in the same house in Omaha, Nebraska he bought in 1958, for $31,500.  Today it's worth $700,000 . . . but he's worth $67 billion.

 

 

You Now Use Your Phone More as an Alarm Clock Than to Make Calls

A new survey asked people how they're using their phones, and making calls only came in SIXTH.  The top five are:  Sending texts . . . receiving texts . . . reading emails . . . surfing the Internet . . . and using it as an alarm clock.

1.  Sending texts.

 

2.  Getting texts.

 

3.  Reading email.

 

4.  Surfing the Internet.

 

5.  Using it as an alarm clock.

 

6.  Making calls.

 

7.  Sending emails.

 

8.  Checking the time.

 

9.  Using the calculator.

 

10.  Checking Facebook.  (UPI)

Women on Tinder Reject Three Times More Profiles Than Men

A new study found women on Tinder reject three times more profiles than men.  Men swipe right 46% of the time . . . which means they like the profile they're looking at.  Women swipe right 14% of the time.

The Top Five Reasons People Turn Down Marriage Proposals

new survey found the main reasons people reject marriage proposals.  The top five are:  An unromantic setting for the proposal . . . a bad ring . . . bad wording on the proposal . . . no faith in the relationship . . . and being scared of the commitment.

A New Study Proves That Your Twisted Fantasies Are Totally Normal

Good news, perverts:  A new study out of Canada found that people have SO many different, specific sexual fantasies it's now hard to say that ANY fantasy is rare or unusual.  It also found that men have more fantasies than women . . . and three out of five women fantasize about being tied up.

A Couple Is Busted Having Sex in Public . . . and Instead of Stopping, They Just Speed Up

A 25-year-old woman and her 26-year-old boyfriend were caught having sex on a bench in northern China last week . . . and when a security guard yelled at them to stop, they SPED UP.  And the guard didn't even call the cops . . . he also says they were very drunk.

A Guy in a Construction Worker Costume Robbed a Bank on Halloween

A guy dressed as a construction worker robbed a bank in New York on Halloween.  We're assuming it was a Halloween costume . . . although he COULD have just been a construction worker who decided to rob a bank on his lunch break.  The cops are trying to track him down.

Kendall Jenner is 19.

 

 

Asiatic mattress actress Arcadia Davida is 32.  She's started in 85 fine films, including . . . "Bunzai", "Poon Tang Clan", "Black Thai Affair" AND "Everyone Blows Raymond".

 

 

DOLPH LUNDGREN is 57.  "Rocky 4" and "Universal Soldier" SUPERSTAR.  You might not know it by looking at him, but he has a master's degree in chemical engineering.  Now part of the "Expendables" crew.

Phil Simms is 59.  New York Giants quarterbacking legend.  These days, he attempts to call games for CBS.

 

 

Adam Ant is 60.  Adam and the Ants psycho.

Kathy Kinney is 60.  The succulent chubby Mimi from "The Drew Carey Show".

Dennis Miller is 61.

 

 

Related Comedy #1:  Dennis Miller turns 61 today.  For a birthday present, he'd love to get his sense of humor back.

 

Related Comedy #2:  Today is Dennis Miller's birthday.  His party will start in the middle of the room, but will slowly move further and further to the right.

 

 

Kate Capshaw is 61.  Steven Spielberg's wife.  You'd know her as that annoying, screaming . . . but seriously hot . . . blonde in "Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom".  Her daughter Jessica plays Dr. Arizona Robbins on "Grey's Anatomy".

 

 

Roseanne is 62.

Larry Holmes is 65.  Heavyweight boxing champ from 1978 to 1985.  He defended the title 20 times before losing to Michael Spinks.

Lulu is 66.  She sang "To Sir with Love".  AND she was married to Bee Gees superstar Maurice Gibb for four whole years.

 

 

SHADOE STEVENS! is 67.  "Hollywood Squares" announcer . . . and SUPER-STAR of "Dave's World"!  He's now resting comfortably under the Rock of Obscurity next to Meshach Taylor . . . and KAJAGOOGOO!

 

 

Michael Dukakis is 81.  He lost the race for the White House to George Bush the Elder in 1988 . . . after he was photographed wearing that silly Army helmet and RIDING A TANK.

 

 

MIKE EVANS!  (1949 - 2006)  Lionel Jefferson on "All In The Family" and "The Jeffersons".  He was also the co-creator of "Good Times".

 

 

Charles Bronson  (1921 - 2003)  THE star of the "Death Wish" movies . . . not to mention "The Magnificent Seven", "The Dirty Dozen" and "Once Upon a Time in the West".

Countdown to Upcoming Events

• Tomorrow is Election Day

• 8 days to Veterans Day

• 17 days to the American Smoke Out

• 24 days to Thanksgiving Day

• 52 days to Christmas

• 809 days left of "Hope and Change"

152 years ago . . . In 1862, DR. RICHARD GATLING of Indianapolis patented the MACHINE GUN . . . then known as a "GATLING gun."

 

 

58 years ago . . . In 1956, little LIZA MINNELLI introduced the first televised presentation of "The Wizard of Oz".  She was only 10 years old . . . and not yet a CREATURE OF DRUNKEN RAGE.

 

 

57 years ago . . . In 1957, JERRY LEE LEWIS released his biggest hit, "Great Balls Of Fire".  It went on to reach #3 on the R&B chart, #2 on the pop chart and #1 on the country & western chart.

 

 

57 years ago . . . In 1957, the FIRST DOG WAS SHOT INTO SPACE.  The Russians launched the 2nd man-made satellite, Sputnik 2, into orbit with a dog named Laika as its passenger . . . with a one-way ticket.

53 years ago . . . In 1961, the Country Music Association inducted JIMMY RODGERS, FRED ROSE and HANK WILLIAMS as its first class into the COUNTRY MUSIC HALL OF FAME.

 

 

36 years ago . . . In 1978, "Diff'rent Strokes", starring THE LATE, GREAT GARY COLEMAN, debuted on NBC.

was elected Minnesota's governor.  He only served one term.

26 years ago . . . In 1988, GERALDO RIVERA'S gorgeous nose was broken with a chair when SKINHEADS brawled on his show.

 

 

24 years ago . . . In 1990, "Ice, Ice Baby" by VANILLA ICE hit #1 on the pop singles chart, the first rap single EVER to top the pop chart.  (How do you think guys like Chuck D and Mos Def feel about that?  Discuss.)

 

 

22 years ago . . . In 1992, BILLY CLINTON was elected 42nd president of the United States, defeating PRESIDENT BUSH THE ELDER.

 

 

20 years ago . . . In 1994, RONNY REAGAN disclosed he had ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE.

 

 

18 years ago . . . In 1996, KOBE BRYANT made his NBA debut at 18 years old, punk.

 

 

16 years ago . . . In 1998, JESSE VENTURA

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