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Watch Brooklyn Decker and Patrick Wilson Awkwardly Film a Sex Scene 

A behind-the-scenes video from the making of the upcoming movie "Stretch" just hit the web, featuring BROOKLYN DECKER and PATRICK WILSON filming a sex scene.  And it really does prove what actors always say:  That filming a sex scene is anything BUT sexy.

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are Having a Baby 

 

 

BLAKE LIVELY and RYAN REYNOLDS are going to be parents.  Blake announced it on her annoying, Gwyneth Paltrow-esque website Preserve, with a photo gallery of some kind of phony pregnant women picnic.

Did Mariah Carey Accuse Nick Cannon of Cheating? 

 

 

MARIAH CAREY may have accused NICK CANNON of cheating on her during a show in Tokyo.  She was singing the BILLIE HOLLIDAY classic "Don't Explain", which is about a cheating lover.

 

 

And she changed the line, "And I know you cheat / Right or wrong, don't matter," to:

"I know you cheated, mother[effer]."  (Check it out here.  WARNING!!!  It's kind of haphazardly censored.)

Is Amanda Bynes Engaged to a 19-Year-Old Man Who Works at a Bait Shop? 

AMANDA BYNES reportedly told "In Touch" magazine that she's engaged to a 19-year-old guy named Caleb, who works at a BAIT SHOP in Costa Mesa, California.  Amanda is 28.  She also said she wants to live in New York City so she doesn't have to drive, because, quote, "I don't like the way I look in a car.  The lighting is very bad."

Is George Clooney Trying to Put a Baby in Amal Alamuddin as We Speak?  

 

 

We heard last week that GEORGE CLOONEY and AMAL ALAMUDDIN were honeymooning in Seychelles, off the coast of Africa.  We never found out if they actually went there, but it sounds like they're not there anymore.

 

 

The British tabloids say George and Amal are currently at a house in London that he bought for her as a wedding present.  They want to raise a family there, and it sounds like that's exactly what they're trying to do as we speak.

 

 

A source says, quote, "The fact they have barely left the house so far other than to walk the dog implies they're keen to get cracking."

Sexy Pictures of Famous People 

 

 

1.  TONI COLLETTE shaved her head . . . completely . . . for a movie where she plays a cancer patient opposite DREW BARRYMORE.

 

 

 

2.  KANYE WEST treated a bachelorette party to a bottle of champagne at a restaurant in New Orleans, and even posed for a picture with them.

 

 

 

3.  KELLY ROWLAND did some pregnant nudes for "Elle" magazine.

 

 

 

4.  REESE WITHERSPOON shows some sweet cleavage in "Vogue".

 

 

 

5.  TAYLOR SWIFT showed off some interesting looks in "Vogue UK".

 

 

 

6.  (NC-17)  Here's CHELSEA HANDLER flashing a boob on Twitter.

 

 

 

7.  Here's a clear look at how NICK CANNON covered up his "Mariah" tattoo.

Drake Might Be in Trouble for Threatening a Stripper He Had Sex With 

 

 

A Houston stripper claims DRAKE threatened her after they had sex and he was afraid she'd talk to the media about it.

 

 

The woman, who goes by the name Jhonni Blaze, reportedly told police they had sex one time, but then Drake started angrily texting her, telling her to keep her mouth shut.

 

 

Then he sent some goons to her house to THREATEN HER LIFE.  Even though she reported this to police, she's not sure she wants to follow through.  But for now, cops want to talk to Drake.

 

The Most Famous Movie Set in Every State 

"Business Insider" compiled a list of the Most Famous Movie Set in Every State.  For Arizona they chose "Raising Arizona" . . . in California it was "Clueless", and New York was represented by "Taxi Driver".

Alabama:  "Forrest Gump"  (1994)

 

Alaska:  "Into the Wild"  (2007)

 

Arizona:  "Raising Arizona"  (1987)

 

Arkansas:  "Sling Blade"  (1996)

 

California:  "Clueless"  (1995)

 

Colorado:  "The Shining"  (1980)

 

Connecticut:  "The Stepford Wives"  (1975)

 

Delaware:  "Fight Club"  (1999)

 

Florida:  "Scarface"  (1983)

 

Georgia:  "Gone With the Wind"  (1939)

Hawaii:  "Pearl Harbor"  (2001)

 

Idaho:  "Napoleon Dynamite"  (2004)

 

Illinois:  "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"  (1986)

 

Indiana:  "A Christmas Story"  (1983)

 

Iowa:  "Field of Dreams"  (1989)

 

Kansas:  "The Wizard of Oz"  (1939)

 

Kentucky:  "Coal Miner's Daughter"  (1980)

 

Louisiana:  "The Green Mile"  (1999)

 

Maine:  "The Shawshank Redemption"  (1994)

 

Maryland:  "Hairspray"  (2007)

 

Massachusetts:  "Good Will Hunting"  (1997)

 

Michigan:  "American Pie"  (1999)

 

Minnesota:  "The Mighty Ducks"  (1992)

 

Mississippi:  "In the Heat of the Night"  (1967)

 

Missouri:  "Meet Me in St. Louis"  (1944)

 

Montana:  "Legends of the Fall"  (1994)

 

Nebraska:  "Caddyshack"  (1980)

 

Nevada:  "The Hangover"  (2009)

 

New Hampshire:  "Jumanji"  (1995)

 

New Jersey:  "Clerks"  (1994)

 

New Mexico:  "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"  (1966)

 

New York:  "Taxi Driver"  (1976)

 

North Carolina:  "Cape Fear"  (1991)

 

North Dakota:  "Fargo"  (1996)

 

Ohio:  "Heathers"  (1988)

 

Oklahoma:  "Twister"  (1996)

 

Oregon:  "The Goonies"  (1985)

 

Pennsylvania:  "Rocky"  (1976)

 

Rhode Island:  "The Witches of Eastwick"  (1987)

South Carolina:  "The Notebook"  (2004)

 

South Dakota:  "Dances With Wolves"  (1990)

 

Tennessee:  "Walk the Line"  (2005)

 

Texas:  "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"  (1974)

 

Utah:  "127 Hours"  (2010)

 

Vermont:  "White Christmas"  (1954)

 

Virginia:  "Remember the Titans"  (2000)

 

Washington:  "Sleepless in Seattle"  (1993)

 

Washington, D.C.:  "A Few Good Men"  (1992)

 

West Virginia:  "October Sky"  (1999)

 

Wisconsin:  "Dawn of the Dead"  (2004)

 

Wyoming:  "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"  (1977)

It's Official:  Showtime Is Reviving "Twin Peaks"  

 

It's official:  Showtime is bringing back DAVID LYNCH'S show "Twin Peaks".  The new episodes will be set in the present day . . . and continue the storylines established in the second season, almost 25 years ago.  There will be nine new episodes, and it sounds like KYLE MACLACHLAN is onboard.

Tuesday TV Reminders:

 

 

• The series premiere of "The Flash" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on the CW.  Grant Gustin plays Barry Allen, a scientist who's struck by lightning and wakes up with super speed.  It's a spin-off of "Arrow", which starts its third season tomorrow night.

 

 

"The Voice" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on NBC.  A recap of the blind auditions.

 

 

• The 10th season premiere of "Supernatural" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on the CW.

 

 

"Face Off" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Syfy.  The remaining artists create a Greek god . . . along with the severed head of a creature they've slain.

 

 

• The series premiere of "Town of the Living Dead" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Syfy.  A reality show about an Alabama town trying to quickly complete the zombie movie they've spent the past six years making, in order to get it aired on cable.

 

Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:

 

 

"The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Kristen Stewart, comedian Artie Lange, Jason Aldean, and Nas.

 

 

"Late Night with Seth Meyers" - Jeffrey Tambor, Retta, and Impractical Jokers.

 

 

"Letterman" - Robert Downey Jr., Sarah Paulson, and Lizzo.

 

 

"Jimmy Kimmel" - Billy Crudup, chef Massimo Bottura, and Weezer.

 

 

"Carson Daly" - Conor McGregor, Shannon and the Clams, and Fahim Anwar.

 

 

"Conan" - The cast of "Orange Is The New Black", and country singer Nikki Lane.  (Repeat)

 

 

"Craig Ferguson" - David Arquette, and Inbar Lavi from "Gang Related".  (Repeat)

 

 

"Jon Stewart" - Bill O'Reilly.

 

 

"The Colbert Report" - Leon Wieseltier, author of "Insurrections of the Mind".

 

"American Horror Story: Coven" is Out on DVD and "Carrie" is Out on Netflix

 

 

"Edge of Tomorrow" . . . Tom Cruise is trapped in a time loop during an alien invasion after somehow acquiring the alien's ability to reset himself back to the previous day every time he's killed.  Emily Blunt is a Special Forces chick who trains him.

 

"A Million Ways to Die in the West" . . . starring Seth MacFarlane as a farmer who falls in love with Charlize Theron, and gets challenged to a duel with Liam Neeson.

 

"Million Dollar Arm" stars Jon Hamm as a sports agent who goes to India to recruit cricket players to become BASEBALL pitchers, after seeing how fast they can throw.

 

"Houdini" . . . the History Channel miniseries starring Adrien Brody as Houdini.

 

"Sharknado 2" . . . the Syfy masterpiece starring Ian Ziering and Tara Reid.

 

"American Horror Story:  Coven" . . . the second season of "The Following" . . . the first season of the FX series "Fargo" . . . the second season of A&E's "Bates Motel" . . . and the first season of the Netflix series "Hemlock Grove".

 

 

 

And here's what's new in the past week to Netflix Instant Streaming:

 

• The "Carrie" remake starring Chloe Grace Moretz as Carrie.

 

"Cabin Fever: Patient Zero" stars Sean Astin as a guy who's immune to the virus, and being held captive in a lab by scientists working on a vaccine.

 

"A Night in Old Mexico" stars Robert Duvall as a rancher who's forced to sell his land, and then accidentally crosses a drug dealer in Mexico.

 

"Bad Johnson" stars Cam Gigandet as a guy whose penis detaches and becomes a SEPARATE PERSON who continues to ruin his life.

 

• The fifth season of "The Vampire Diaries" . . . the first season of "The Originals" . . . and the first season of "Reign".

"It's About Us", Alex & Sierra . . . The debut album from "X Factor" winners Alex Kinsey and Sierra Deaton.  They won the third and final season of the U.S. version.

 

"Aquarius", the debut album from R&B minx Tinashe

 

"Hozier", the debut album from Irish musician Hozier, who's on "SNL" this weekend.

 

"24 Karat Gold - Songs from the Vault", Stevie Nicks . . . a new album featuring 14 previously unreleased songs that were written between 1969 and 1987.

 

"Modern Vintage", Sixx A.M. . . . the side band of Nikki Sixx.

 

"Playland", Johnny Marr from The Smiths.

 

"Standing in the Breach", Jackson Browne

 

 

"Resurrection", New Found Glory

 

"Lift a Sail", Yellowcard

 

"Perfect Contradiction", Paloma Faith

 

"Ride On", the southern rock band Texas Hippie Coalition

 

"Old Boots, New Dirt", Jason Aldean

 

"Old Dominion", the debut EP from country band Old Dominion.  The band is being featured on tomorrow night's episode of "Nashville" with their song "Shut Me Up".

 

• The soundtrack to the Nicolas Sparks movie "The Best Of Me", featuring music from a long line of country artists including Lady Antebellum, Hunter Hayes, Thompson Square, Kacey Musgraves, Eric Paslay, David Nail and Eli Young Band.

Five Random Facts For Tuesday

1.  Rene Descartes, one of the most famous philosophers, had a fetish for cross-eyed women.  And realizing he had it helped him overcome it . . . which drove his landmark writings on the concept of free will.

 

 

2.  The playoff game between the San Francisco Giants and the Washington Nationals went 18 innings on Saturday.  That's as statistically unlikely as a person weighing 570 pounds . . . or a guy having 13.4-inch junk.

 

 

3.  North Korea only has the second-worst media freedom in the world.  The African country Eritrea is even worse.  Neither country has a free press, but North Korea occasionally lets in foreign journalists . . . Eritrea doesn't.

 

 

4.  French's American mustard is owned by a British company.

 

 

5.  Jada Pinkett-Smith met Will Smith when she was auditioning to play his girlfriend on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air".  She didn't get the part because she's five feet even and the producers felt she was too short.

 

 

The 10 Clichés We Can't Stop Using

A new survey found the top clichés people just can't stop using as they get older.  The top three are:  "Practice makes perfect" . . . "Treat others how you'd like to be treated" . . . and "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."

1.  "Practice makes perfect."

 

2.  "Treat others how you'd like to be treated."

 

3.  "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."

 

4.  "Manners cost nothing."

 

5.  "You can't judge a book by its cover."

 

6.  "Good things come to those who wait."

 

7.  "Two wrongs don't make a right."

 

8.  "The most important thing isn't winning, it's taking part."

 

9.  "Never say never."

 

10.  "There's no time like the present."  (The Telegraph)

16% of Women and 9% of Men Would Rather Give Up Sex Than Cake?

A new survey asked people what they would rather give up than cake, and the results are ridiculous.  About one in four would rather give up wine . . . 13% would rather give up their cell phone . . . and 16% of women and 9% of men would rather give up sex.

The 10 Things New Moms Are Most Likely to Brag About

A new survey found the top baby milestones new moms are most likely to brag about.  The top five are:  Sleeping through the night . . . their first smile . . . eating solid food . . . their first tooth . . . and their first step.

1.  Sleeping through the night.

 

2.  Their first smile.

 

3.  Eating solid food.

 

4.  Their first tooth.

 

5.  First step.

 

6.  First word.

 

7.  Starting to crawl.

 

8.  Clapping.

 

9.  Babbling.

 

10.  Moving around by holding the furniture.

 

 

A Guy Takes His Girlfriend on a Hot Air Balloon Ride to Propose . . . and They Crash in the Ocean

A guy in California took his girlfriend on a hot air balloon ride on Sunday evening, and proposed.  But right after she said yes, the wind picked up, the pilot lost control, and the balloon went down in the Pacific Ocean.  Fortunately lifeguards were able to rescue them, and no one was injured.

A Guy in England Was Engorged for 17 Hours . . . And Had to Have Two Pints of Blood Drained From His Junk

A 23-year-old guy in England woke up last Friday highly aroused . . . only it wouldn't go away.  He finally went to the hospital after eight hours, and doctors had to drain two pints of blood from his junk . . . and give it 24 injections of medication.  After 17 hours, his engorgement finally went down.

 

Shawn Ashmore is 35.  Iceman in the "X-Men" movies.  His identical twin brother Aaron played Jimmy Olsen on "Smallville" until Doomsday killed him.

 

Since then they've both done horror movies, but while Shawn's career is thriving with parts in "The Ruins", "Frozen", and "Hatchet 2" . . . Aaron's stuck doing cheap Canadian flicks like "The Shrine", "The Thaw" and "Fear Island".

 

 

Taylor Hicks is 38"American Idol's" gray-haired fifth season winner.  Arguably the least-successful "Idol" winner ever.  But Lee DeWyze and Kris Allen are close.

 

 

Simon Cowell is 55.  FORMER "American Idol" turned "X-Factor" homewrecker.

 

 

Thom Yorke is 46.  Lazy-eyed genius of Radiohead.

 

 

Toni Braxton is 48.  R&B minx.

 

 

Judy Landers is 56.  Superstar bimbo with a bodacious rack . . . and THE star of "Circus Of The Stars 7 & 8".  Younger sister of fellow bimbo Audrey Landers.

 

Yo-Yo Ma is 59.  Asiatic cello virtuoso.

 

 

Tico Torres is 61.  Bon Jovi's en fuego drummer.  (He did NOT get his own action figure like JON BON JOVI and that drunk RICHIE SAMBORA.  But he did get some emergency gall bladder surgery.  So he's got that going for him.)

 

 

Vladimir Putin is 62.  Sexy Russian Prime Minister and former president doing his best to turn Russia back from "they seem alright" to "oh, they're evil."

 

 

JOHNNY "THE COUGAR" MELLENCAMP is 63.  For some reason, he CHOSE to nail Meg Ryan . . . although that relationship might be over.

 

 

David Hope is 65.  Bassist in Kansas.

 

 

KEVIN GODLEY is 69.  Mastermind and drummer for 10cc . . . AND GODLEY & CRÈME.

 

 

Oliver North is 71.  Gangster.

 

 

Joy Behar is 72.  The smart-ass / annoying former yenta on "The View".

 

 

Desmond Tutu is 83.  South African Archbishop and civil rights leader.

Countdown to Upcoming Events

• 13 days to World Food Day

• 28 days to Halloween

• 30 days to Daylight Saving Ends

• 47 days to the American Smoke Out

• 54 days to Thanksgiving Day

• 840 days left of "Hope and Change"

46 years ago . . . In 1968, the MOTION PICTURE ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA adopted its film-rating system, ranging from "G" for "general" audiences to "X" for horny adult patrons only.

 

 

32 years ago . . . In 1982, LED ZEPPELIN guitarist, JIMMY PAGE, received a 12-month conditional discharge after being found guilty of cocaine possession.

 

 

32 years ago . . . in 1982, ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER'S "CATS" OPENED ON BROADWAY!

 

 

30 years ago . . . In 1984, "SWEETNESS" . . . WALTER PAYTON ran for 154 yards to break JIM BROWN'S all-time rushing record of 12,312 yards.

 

 

29 years ago . . . In 1985, PALESTINIAN GUNMEN hijacked the Italian cruise ship, Achille Lauro, with more than 400 people aboard.  69-year-old American passenger Leon Klinghoffer was killed when he was thrown overboard WHILE SITTING IN HIS WHEELCHAIR.

 

 

(The four terrorists finally surrendered on October 10th.)

 

 

29 years ago . . . In 1985, Lynette Woodard became the first girl to play for the HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS.

 

 

28 years ago . . . In 1986, RUN D.M.C. performed and preached to 4,000 schoolkids that "crack don't smoke itself" at an anti-crack rally in New York City.  (This just in:  People still smoke crack in New York.)

19 years ago . . . In 1995, TED DANSON married MARY STEENBURGEN.  Today is their 19th Anniversary.

 

 

19 years ago . . . In 1995, TONE LOC was arrested in Los Angeles for allegedly taking $80 from a pizza parlor.  Loc pleaded no contest.  The worst part:  Tone Loc will never work at Pizza Hut again!

 

 

Nine years ago . . . In 2005, CHARLES ROCKET . . . the guy who had said the F-word on "Saturday Night Live" nearly 25 years earlier . . . committed suicide by SLITTING HIS OWN THROAT.

 

 

(Rocket wasn't fired for his slip-up . . . but he was eventually let go, along with some other cast members.)

 

 

(In 2009, Jenny Slate dropped an F-bomb in her very first appearance on "SNL".  Her contract was not renewed for the next season.  She is still alive.  For now.)

 

 

Nine years ago . . . In 2005, BOY GEORGE was arrested for having 13 bags of cocaine in his apartment . . . after he called 911 to report a burglary.

 

 

It was supposedly because the MALE PROSTITUTE he'd hired for the night tried to rob him.  (ATTICA!  Unity in the Homoerotic Community!)

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