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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Have a Baby Girl 

 

 

ASHTON KUTCHER and MILA KUNIS are parents.  Mila gave birth to a baby girl on Tuesday.  There's no word on her name or any other details.

 

 

Sources say they showed up at Cedars-Sinai at around 6:00 A.M. Tuesday, but Mila didn't deliver until sometime in the evening.  Mila is 31, Ashton is 36.  This is the first child for both of them.

Jason Derulo Says He Broke Up With Jordin Sparks by Phone Because He "Wasn't In Town" 

 

 

JASON DERULO admits that when he broke up with JORDIN SPARKS, his girlfriend of almost THREE YEARS, he did it OVER THE PHONE.  But he said he only did that because he, quote, "wasn't in town."

 

 

He also denied cheating, saying, quote, "Every relationship has their ups and downs and you know, when you start having more downs than ups, you gotta take a look at your relationship and be like, 'Is this something that I'm supposed to be doing?'"

Jeff Garlin Can't Stand to See Selena Gomez Sexualized . . . Because She Still Has Baby Fat? 

JEFF GARLIN from "The Goldbergs" played SELENA GOMEZ's uncle on "The Wizards of Waverly Place", and he thinks she's too young to be sexualized the way she is . . . quote, "When I see her sexualized, I look at her and I look at Ariana Grande, both beautiful girls.  Really beautiful girls.  But they have baby fat. They look like kids."

 

Ben Affleck's Penis Is Only Briefly and Only Partially Visible in "Gone Girl" 

 

 

By now, everyone has heard that BEN AFFLECK shows off some GROINAGE in "Gone Girl".  But if you were hoping for a loving, lingering shot of the Bat-wiener, you're going to be disappointed.

 

 

It doesn't happen until almost the end of the movie, and it's just a quick, PARTIAL shot.  You're looking at Ben from BEHIND, although he's turned just enough for you to see a little bit of the goods.  And Ben is apparently NOT shorn in that area.

Jennifer Lopez is Cool with Diddy Complimenting her Ass 

 

 

JENNIFER LOPEZ has heard the way DIDDY complimented her backside, and she's cool with it.  She says, quote, "It's awesome!  Here's the thing about me and Puff, and I'm sorry I'll always call him Puff . . .

 

 

"We always root for each other, we always support each other.  It's great after all these years to know and watch him do all that he's done . . .

 

 

"To know that he's still in the game so strong and to know that he supports me and is proud of me is a beautiful thing."  (Here's video.)

 

Sexy Pictures of Famous People 

 

 

1.  Here's KIM KARDASHIAN in a two-piece, skin-tight outfit with a bunch of holes in it.  (Photos)

 

 

 

2.  Sexy Video:  Here's HUGH JACKMAN grabbing his package to promote testicular cancer awareness.

 

 

 

3.  DIANNA AGRON from "Glee" leaked her OWN topless photo.

 

 

 

4.  It's good to know BRITNEY SPEARS' nipples are as formidable as ever.

 

 

 

5.  GOLDIE HAWN looks better than a 68-year-old woman should.

 

 

 

6.  I'm gonna go ahead and say JESSICA SIMPSON won the Internet yesterday with this tight black shirt.

 

Selena Gomez and Miranda Kerr Took an Awkward Photo Together at a Paris Fashion Show 

 

SELENA GOMEZ brought some major cleavage to Paris Fashion Week.  But MIRANDA KERR did it better.  Selena and Miranda ended up taking an awkward-looking picture together.

 

 

What makes it awkward is that earlier this year, Miranda's ex-husband ORLANDO BLOOM took a swing at Selena's boyfriend JUSTIN BIEBER over rumors that Justin and Miranda got it on.

 

 

Maybe things aren't as uncomfortable between the ladies, though . . . because in addition to posing for a picture with Selena, Miranda is now following her on Twitter.

Did Justin Bieber Punch a Photographer in Paris? 

 

 

JUSTIN BIEBER is in Paris for the city's annual Fashion Week, and on Tuesday night he may have punched a photographer.  He and his people were trying to get through a crowd of paparazzi when he started letting his hands fly.

 

 

Pictures have emerged of Justin appearing to slug one guy, and putting his hand on the throat of another.  It's not clear if the punch actually landed.

Tracy Morgan Might Never Perform Again 

 

 

TRACY MORGAN suffered a pretty serious head injury when a truck plowed into his limo back in June . . . and his recovery includes daily speech and cognitive therapy.  It's so bad that Tracy's lawyer doesn't know if he'll ever perform again.

 

 

He says, quote, "The jury's still out.  The doctors don't know the answer.  I don't know the answer."

 

 

Tracy's still in a wheelchair.  The paparazzi filmed him being wheeled into the hospital yesterday afternoon, and he looked and sounded a little off.  TMZ says it's possible he may never walk again without assistance.

 

Nicolas Cage and a Ton of Other Actors Are Owed Money from When They Were Child Stars 

 

 

Thousands of people who worked as child actors have money owed to them.  There's actually a law that 15% of the money a child actor earns is set aside for when they turn 18.  That way, greedy parents can't get their hands on it.

 

 

There's more than $2.7 million of this cash sitting unclaimed, and it's owed to a lot of big names, including Nicolas Cage, Justin Bieber, Haley Joel Osment and his sister Emily, Abigail Breslin, Taylor Lautner, Shia LaBeouf . . .

 

 

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Emma Roberts, Ashley Tisdale, Nikki Reed, Demi Lovato and Jaden Smith, to name a few.  (Deadline)

The Ten Celebrities Most Likely to Give You a Computer Virus 

JIMMY KIMMEL has been named the celebrity most likely to give you a COMPUTER VIRUS.  He's followed by some DJ named Armin Van Buuren, Ciara, Flo Rida and Bruce Springsteen.

Here's the rest of the Top 10:

 

 

2.  DJ Armin Van Buuren  (???)

 

3.  Ciara

 

4.  Flo Rida

 

5.  Bruce Springsteen

 

6.  Blake Shelton

 

7.  Britney Spears

 

8.  Jon Bon Jovi

 

9.  Chelsea Handler

 

10.  Christina Aguilera

 

 

A Guy in Mexico City Has 3,097 Pieces of "Harry Potter" Memorabilia 

 

 

37-year-old Menahem Asher Silva Vargas from Mexico City just made the "Guinness Book of World Records" for the largest "Harry Potter" collection in the world.

 

 

He has 3,097 pieces in his collection.  The last guy who held the record only had 807.  He says, quote, "My salary, my bonuses . . . it all ended up here."  (Here are some pictures of Vargas and his collection.)

Amazon Prime Has Slapped a Racism Warning on "Tom and Jerry" 

Amazon Prime has slapped a RACISM warning on old "Tom and Jerry" cartoons.  It says, quote, "[These] shorts may depict some ethnic and racial prejudices that were once commonplace in American society.  [They] were wrong then, and are wrong today."  Among other things, the show has characters in blackface . . . and there's an African American maid named "Mammy Two Shoes."

 

Thursday TV Reminders:

 

 

"Thursday Night Football" . . . 8:30 to 11:30 P.M. Eastern on CBS.  The Green Bay Packers host the Minnesota Vikings.

 

 

• The sixth season premiere of "The Vampire Diaries" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on the CW.

 

 

• The second season premiere of "Reign" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on the CW.

 

 

• The series premiere of "Gracepoint" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Fox.  Anna Gunn from "Breaking Bad" stars in this 10-episode mystery about a small town detective investigating the murder of a little boy with her new boss, who's played by David Tennant from "Dr. Who".

 

 

• The series premiere of "Bad Judge" . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on NBC.  Kate Walsh plays a respected criminal court judge with a naughty private life.

 

 

• The series premiere of "A to Z" . . . 9:30 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC. Cristin Milioti from "How I Met Your Mother" is a no-nonsense lawyer in a new relationship with a hopeless romantic, played Ben Feldman from "Mad Men".  It's narrated by Katey Sagal.

Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:

 

 

"The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Derek Jeter, James Marsden, and 5 Seconds of Summer.

 

 

"Late Night with Seth Meyers" - Sarah Silverman, and comedian John Mulaney.

 

 

"Letterman" - Johnny Galecki, Andre Benjamin, and Delta Spirit.

 

 

"Jimmy Kimmel" - Ellen Pompeo, Norman Reedus, and Disclosure featuring Mary J. Blige.

 

 

"Carson Daly" - Melissa Fumero, the Front Bottoms, and "Last Hijack".

 

 

"Conan" - Martin Short, Camilla Luddington, and Ryan Adams.

 

 

"Craig Ferguson" - Lauren Cohan from "The Walking Dead" and Joe Theismann.

 

 

"Jon Stewart" - Ben Steele.

 

 

"The Colbert Report" - Lynn Sherr.

 

Five Random Facts For Thursday

1.  When someone is in the dark for a long period of time, their sleep schedule adjusts to 36 hours awake then 12 hours of sleep.  Scientists have no idea why.

 

 

2.  The song "Mah Na Mah Na" is now associated with the Muppets . . . but it was originally written in Italy in 1968 for the soundtrack of a softcore porn movie.

 

 

3.  A city called Dull in Scotland is sister cities with a city called Boring in Oregon.

 

 

4.  Neil Armstrong and the crew from Apollo 11 all had to fill out customs forms when they landed back on Earth.

 

 

5.  Hewlett-Packard could've been called Packard-Hewlett . . . Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard flipped a coin to decide whose name would go first.

 

 

 

The Trick to Remembering People's Names . . . and Helping Them Remember Yours

 

Here's a great trick to help you remember people's names . . . and help them remember yours.  When you introduce yourself, give your first AND last name . . . and when someone introduces themselves to you, ask for THEIR last name too.  It makes a better impression and helps commit the name to memory.

 

Half of Us Are Using a Broken Smart Phone Right Now

According to a new study, almost HALF of us are using a broken smart phone right now.  That includes minor damage, like a scratch on the body or the screen.  Only 8% have broken glass.

If You Can't Smell These Five Things, You Might Be Dead in Five Years

According to a new study, people over the age of 57 are more likely to DIE soon if they have trouble identifying these five smells:  Peppermint, fish, oranges, roses, and leather.  In the study, 39% of people who couldn't do it were DEAD within five years.

The Five Least Common Birthdays in the U.S. Are All Holidays . . . the Five Most Common Are All in September

 

A statistician just figured out the most common and least common birthdays in the U.S.  The days with the fewest births are all holidays, including Christmas, Thanksgiving, and New Year's Day.  The days with the most births are all in September . . . right around nine months after the winter holidays.

A Woman's Past Sexual Partners Influence What Her Kids Look Like?

 

Scientists in Australia say that every one of a woman's sexual partners leaves behind a small genetic trace . . . and it gets passed on to her CHILDREN.  So a tiny hint of every guy a woman has had sex with is in her kids.  They discovered it in flies, but they think it applies to people too.

A White Woman Is Suing a Sperm Bank After She Wound Up With a Black Baby

A 36-year-old white woman in a small town in Ohio is suing a sperm bank, because she wound up giving birth to a MIXED RACE baby.  She says raising it will be stressful, because she lives in an all-white town that's not accepting of minorities.

 

Bedbugs Freak People Out the Most . . . Spiders Don't Really Bother Us

A new survey asked people what pests in the house freak them out the most.  Bedbugs came in first, followed by rodents, cockroaches, ants, and flies.

The Top Seven Lies People Tell to Get Upgraded to First Class

A new survey found 16% of people have lied to try to get upgraded to first class.  The three most common lies are:  You're newlyweds on your honeymoon, you're afraid of flying, and you're going to a funeral.

Samantha Barks is 24.  Eponine in Anne Hathaway's "Les Miserables".

 

 

Camilla Belle is 28.  The babysitter in the remake of "When A Stranger Calls" . . . and Evolet in that prehistoric flick "10,000 B.C."  (She used to have a chaste-yet-romantic relationship with Joe Jonas.  Whoever she's dating now probably isn't as cute, but at least she gets to nail him.)

 

 

Paul Teutul Jr. is 40"American Chopper".

 

 

Efren Ramirez is 41.  Pedro in "Napoleon Dynamite", the voice of Pedro in the "Napoleon Dynamite" cartoon and . . . well, that's about it.

 

 

TIFFANY is 43.  Surgically enhanced bubblegum pop star of the '80s.  She now does battle with a large array of mutated creatures . . . including Debbie Gibson . . . on the Syfy channel.

 

 

Kelly Ripa is 44"Live with Kelly & Michael".

Freddie Jackson is 58.  Soulful mini-chubby.  Biggest Hit:  1985's "You Are My Lady".

 

 

Philip Oakey is 59.  Singer for the Human League.  Biggest Hit:  1981's "Don't You Want Me?".

Lorraine Bracco is 60.  Dr. Jennifer Melfi on "The Sopranos", and Karen Hill in "Goodfellas".  She used to be married to Harvey Keitel . . . AND to the beautiful Edward James Olmos.  Now she's Angie Harmon's mom on "Rizzoli and Isles".

 

 

TANTRIC SEX MASTER STING is 63.  Real Name:  Gordon Sumner.  He got his nickname because of a yellow and black jersey he always used to wear.

Avery Brooks is 66.  Captain Sisko on "Star Trek:  Deep Space Nine".

 

 

Don McLean is 69.  Biggest Hit:  1971's "American Pie".

 

 

Rex Reed is 76.  Gay shoplifting movie critic.

 

 

PROOF (1973 - 2006)  D12 member who was killed in a shoot-out at an after-hours Detroit nightclub after killing the bouncer's cousin.

Johnnie Cochran  (1937 - 2005(A Las Vegas jury finally undid the EVIL that Johnnie let loose on the world when he helped set O.J. Simpson free.  O.J. was sentenced to 33 years for armed robbery . . . although he'll be eligible for parole in 2017.)

 

 

(One other evil sprang from the O.J. trial.  That being, of course, the rise of the Kardashians.  That one has yet to be undone.)

George "Spanky" McFarland  (1928 - 1993)  Leader of the Little Rascals.

 

 

Groucho Marx  (1890 - 1977)

 

 

Bud Abbott  (1895 - 1974)  Straight man in Abbott & Costello.

 

 

Mahatma Gandhi  (1869 - 1948)  Indian political and spiritual leader [dots, not feathers].  Mahatma means "Great Souled".

Countdown to Upcoming Events

• 3 days to World Teachers Day

• 14 days to World Food Day

• 29 days to Halloween

• 31 days to Daylight Saving Ends

• 841 days left of "Hope and Change"

143 years ago . . . In 1871, naughty Mormon leader BRIGHAM YOUNG was ARRESTED FOR POLYGAMY at the age of 70.

 

 

86 years ago . . . In 1928, eight songs were recorded at VICTOR RECORD STUDIOS in NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE . . . the first songs to be recorded in Music City, USA.

 

 

64 years ago . . . In 1950, the first "Peanuts" comic strip featuring CHARLIE BROWN and SNOOPY appeared in nine newspapers under the name "Li'l Folks".

 

 

56 years ago . . . In 1958, the Hanna-Barbera cartoon characters YOGI BEAR and HUCKLEBERRY HOUND debuted on TV.

 

 

55 years ago . . . In 1959, Chevy debuted its rear-engine compact car, THE CORVAIR.

 

 

55 years ago . . . In 1959, "The Twilight Zone", created and hosted by ROD SERLING, debuted on CBS.

 

 

47 years ago . . . In 1967, shockingly, all six members of the GRATEFUL DEAD were arrested for possession of REEFER.  DON'T TAKE DRUGS.

 

 

47 years ago . . . In 1967, THURGOOD MARSHALL was sworn in as the first black Supreme Court Justice.

 

 

43 years ago . . . In 1971, "SOOOOOOUL TRAIN" PREMIERED IN SYNDICATION.

 

 

32 years ago . . . In 1982, "Jack & Diane" by JOHNNY "THE COUGAR" MELLENCAMP hit #1 on the pop singles chart.

 

 

29 years ago . . . In 1985, ROCK HUDSON died in his Beverly Hills home at age 59 after a battle with AIDS.

20 years ago . . . In 1994, JOHNNY "THE COUGAR" MELLENCAMP confirmed he had suffered a heart attack . . . thanks to his 4-pack-a-day habit and a cholesterol level of 300.

 

 

19 years ago . . . In 1995, CHICAGO'S WCKG DROPPED THE COWARD STERN RADIO SHOW.

 

 

19 years ago . . . In 1995, O.J. SIMPSON trial jurors stunned the courtroom and the nation by reaching a verdict in the eight-month murder trial in less than four hours.  (Their RIDICULOUS decision was kept secret until the next day.)

 

 

19 years ago . . . In 1995, fueled by her rage at "Full House" star Dave Coulier, ALANIS MORISSETTE'S "Jagged Little Pill" reached the top of the "Billboard" albums chart, giving MADONNA'S Maverick label its first #1 title.

 

 

18 years ago . . . In 1996, MARK FUHRMAN was given three years' probation and fined $200 after pleading no contest to perjury . . . for denying at O.J. Simpson's criminal trial that he had used a certain racial slur in the past decade.

 

 

16 years ago . . . In 1998, Hollywood legend GENE AUTRY, The Singing Cowboy, died three days after his 91st birthday.

 

 

Nine years ago . . . In 2005, BRAD PITT'S divorce from JENNIFER ANISTON became final, leaving him free to explore ANGELINA JOLIE'S nether regions, guilt free.

 

 

Nine years ago . . . In 2005, comedy legend NIPSEY RUSSELL, who you may remember as the Tinman in "The Wiz", died of cancer at the age of 80.

 

 

Nine years ago . . . In 2005, the first regular season NFL game outside of the U.S. took place when the Arizona Cardinals beat the San Francisco 49ers 31-14 in Mexico City.

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