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And Now:  Lionel Richie Might Be Khloe Kardashian's Dad? 

There's a rumor going around that LIONEL RICHIE is KHLOE KARDASHIAN's real father.  Supposedly, Lionel had an affair with KRIS JENNER back in the early '80s, and some people think Khloe looks like Lionel's 16-year-old daughter Sofia.

Radar Online claims that Lionel's 16-year-old daughter Sofia is the SPITTING IMAGE of Khloe.  (Here's their pictorial "proof", which is debatable.)

Robin Thicke Threw Himself a Divorce Party with Leonardo DiCaprio and a Bunch of Models 

ROBIN THICKE threw himself a divorce party Friday night at his house in the Hollywood Hills.  There were plenty of girls . . . plus LEONARDO DICAPRIO.  A source says, quote, "Leo and Robin were being super flirtatious and talking to tons of girls . . . Everyone was dancing until past 3:00 A.M."

Sexy Pictures of Famous People 

 

 

1.  Here's AMBER ROSE showing off her best asset.

 

 

 

2.  O-TOWN'S ASHLEY PARKER ANGEL did that thing where you grab your groin for testicular cancer awareness.

 

 

 

3.  JESSIE J ramped up the sexiness for a show in L.A. this week.

 

 

 

4.  TALLULAH WILLIS is posting bikini shots.

 

 

 

5.  Here's LIAM PAYNE from ONE DIRECTION shirtless in a glass-walled pool in Las Vegas.

 

 

 

6.  HILARY SWANK with no makeup:  Yay or nay?

 

 

 

7.  EMMA STONE stars in a new Broadway version of "Cabaret" next month.  Enjoy a shot of her in character . . . in lingerie.

Six Artists Who've Soiled Themselves Onstage

More than a few artists have SOILED THEMSELVES onstage.  They include Hugh Jackman, Marie Osmond, Fergie, Patti LaBelle, Chris Brown and maybe Robin Thicke.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is AWOL from Fox News After Having a Mysterious Surgery 

ELISABETH HASSELBECK is taking "a couple weeks" off from the Fox News show "Fox and Friends" after undergoing a mysterious surgery.  Co-host STEVE DOOCY said, quote, "She had some surgery yesterday . . . but she's doing just fine, she's on the mend."  There's no word what's wrong.

DC Comics Is Doing Wonder Woman, Aquaman and Justice League Movies 

DC Comics announced several superhero movies following "Batman v. Superman" in 2016.  They include two "Justice League" movies, plus stand-alone movies for "Aquaman", "Wonder Woman", "The Flash" and "Green Lantern".

Chris Noth Believes "Sex and the City's" Carrie Bradshaw Was "Such a Whore"

For some reason, CHRIS NOTH would like you to know that his "Sex and the City" character, Mr. Big, wasn't really a jerk, and Carrie Bradshaw wasn't a victim of him.  He said Mr. Big, quote, "never tried to pretend he was anything other than what he is" . . . and called Carrie a WHORE.

Real-Life Clowns Are Mad About the Clown Portrayal on "American Horror Story" 

The latest season of "American Horror Story" features a serial killer clown . . . and real-life non-evil clowns are NOT happy about that.  The president of an organization called "Clowns of America International" says, quote, "We do not support in any way, shape, or form any medium that sensationalizes or adds to coulrophobia or 'clown fear.'"

 

Thursday TV Reminders:

 

 

"Thursday Night Football" . . . 8:30 to 11:30 P.M. Eastern on CBS.  The New England Patriots host the New York Jets.

 

 

"The Biggest Loser" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on NBC.  The contestants have to resist gorging themselves at a tailgate party at the L.A. Coliseum.  And Mike shares a poem that he wrote about his self-image.

 

 

"Project Runway" . . . 9:00 to 10:30 P.M. on Lifetime.  The contestants head to Rome in part one of the season finale.  Part two airs next week.  The final four contestants are Amanda, Char, Kini, and Sean.

Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:

 

 

"The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Sting, Jason Schwartzman, and a performance from "The Last Ship".

 

 

"Late Night with Seth Meyers" - Rachel Maddow, Matt Ryan, and Wyatt Cenac.

 

 

"Letterman" - Foo Fighters.

 

 

"Jimmy Kimmel" - Edward Norton, Portia de Rossi, and You + Me . . . the duo featuring Pink and some other guy.

 

 

"Carson Daly" - Michelle Monaghan, You Me at Six, and "Dear White People".

 

 

"Conan" - The New Pornographers.

 

 

"Craig Ferguson" - Josh Jackson, and Kara Cooney.

 

 

"Jon Stewart" - Bryan Stevenson.

 

 

"The Colbert Report" - Bill Deresiewicz.

Five Random Facts For Thursday

1.  Dr. Seuss wrote "Green Eggs and Ham" after his publisher bet him he couldn't write a book using 50 words or less.  There are only 50 unique words in "Green Eggs and Ham" . . . although he repeats them over and over.

 

 

2.  Rahm Emanuel, the mayor of Chicago, is missing part of his right middle finger . . . he sliced it off when he was working the meat slicer at an Arby's in high school.

 

 

3.  Roller coasters cause fewer injuries every year than folding lawn chairs.

 

 

4.  The best selling car in America is . . . the red-and-yellow plastic Little Tikes toy called the Cozy Coupe.  About half a million are sold every year . . . that's more than the Toyota Camry or Honda Accord.

 

 

5.  William Shakespeare's wife was named Anne Hathaway.

 

 

One in Three People Have Already Started Their Christmas Shopping

A new survey found one out of three people have already started doing their Christmas shopping.  Also, 17% of people say their master plan to afford Christmas this year is to just go into credit card debt . . . and 8% will take out a loan or overdraft on their accounts.

 

55% of People Have a Pet Name For Their Significant Other . . . Plus Four More Stats on Pet Names

A new survey on PET NAMES found only 55% of people have a pet name for their significant other . . . but most of the people who do have no problem using it in public.  Some of the most common pet names people use are:  Honey or hon . . . babe or baby . . . sweetheart or sweetie . . . and sexy.

Men With Big Feet Are Three Times More Likely to Have an Affair

A new survey found that men with bigger feet are three times more likely to have an affair than men with smaller feet.  The dividing line is size 10 . . . men with a smaller shoe size are less likely to cheat, men with a larger shoe size are more likely to cheat.

 

10% of People Have Had Sex at an Airport . . . Usually in the Bathroom

A new survey found 10% of people say they've had SEX at the airport . . . and three quarters of them did it in a foul airport BATHROOM.  Only 4% of the people surveyed said they'd ever had sex on an airplane.

A Couple Getting-It-On in the Ocean Got Stuck Together . . . and Had to Climb Out of the Water to Find Help

On Tuesday, a man and a woman were getting-it-on in the ocean in Italy, and got STUCK TOGETHER, apparently because of internal SUCTION.  So they climbed out of the water, called for help . . . and a doctor separated them by injecting the woman with a drug normally used to relax the uterus during CHILDBIRTH.

Severe Weather Phobia Is a Real Thing?  And One in 10 Americans Suffer From It?

Some researchers say that SEVERE WEATHER PHOBIA is a real thing . . . and around one in TEN Americans suffer from it.  Severe weather phobia means you're so afraid of things like hurricanes and tornados you lose sleep, obsessively monitor the weather, and sometimes even change your life around to avoid potential bad weather.

A Camel in Mexico Kills an American Guy . . . Because He Didn't Get His Daily Coca-Cola?

A 60-year-old guy from Chicago who runs a wildlife park and animal rescue sanctuary in Mexico was at the park on Monday, and as he was walking through a camel pen, one of the camels ATTACKED him and KILLED him.  Officials think it's because the guy would give the camel a COCA-COLA every day . . . and that day he hadn't.

(AP)

John Mayer is 37.  What's better:  His guitar playing . . . or his LADY-PLAYING?  Jennifer Love Hewitt, Vanessa Carlton, Rhona Mitra, Katy Perry, Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston, Rashida Jones, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry all seemed to enjoy the latter.

 

 

 

Kellie Martin is 39.  Corky's sexy sister on "Life Goes On".  And Lucy on "ER".

 

 

 

Wendy Wilson is 45.  Wilson Phillips.  She's Beach Boy Brian Wilson's skinny daughter.  She's got the fire down below, you know.

 

 

 

Terri J. Vaughn is 45.  Played that minx Lovita on "The Steve Harvey Show".  She was also Jonelle on "All of Us", that sitcom loosely based on Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's home life.

 

 

 

Pamela Bach is 51.  Kaye Morgan from "Baywatch", and ex-wife of international superstar DAVID HASSELHOFF.  She used to LOVE the Hoff.  Now she HATES the Hoff.  And she HASSLES the Hoff.  DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF!

 

 

 

Flea is 52.  Awesome bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.)  (Real name:  Michael Balzary.

 

 

(Flea provided the bass line for Young MC's classic rap, "Bust A Move" . . . and wore a pair of pants made out of sewn-together stuffed animals in the video.  Check it.)

Tim Robbins is 56.  Used to nail Susan Sarandon any time he wanted to.  Also played the badass public television newscaster in Will Ferrell's "Anchorman".

 

 

Bob Weir is 67.  Co-founder and guitarist of The Grateful Dead.

 

 

Suzanne Somers is 68.

 

 

Fred Turner is 71.  The "Turner" of Bachman-Turner Overdrive.  He and Randy are back together now simply as Bachman and Turner.  I guess at their age, Overdrive is no longer an option.

 

 

Tim McCarver is 73.  Insanely knowledgeable sportscaster who looks like Huey Lewis.

 

 

Angela Lansbury is 89.

 

 

Manute Bol  (1962 - 2010)  7-foot-7 former NBA "star" and "Celebrity Boxing" champion.  He beat The Fridge.

Countdown to Upcoming Events

• Today is World Food Day

• 15 days to Halloween

• 17 days to Daylight Saving Ends

• 35 days to the American Smoke Out

• 42 days to Thanksgiving Day

• 827 days left of "Hope and Change"

221 years ago . . . In 1793, Queen MARIE ANTOINETTE was beheaded via the guillotine at the time of the French Revolution.

 

 

She's most famous for saying, "Let them eat cake", when her filthy French subjects were dying from starvation . . . but pretty much any historian will tell you she NEVER said that.

 

 

It IS true though that she loved to get-it-on . . . which is why she was known as the "AUSTRIAN WHORE"(TRUE . . . and delicious.)

 

 

KIRSTEN DUNST and her crooked teeth played Marie in 2006's "Marie Antoinette".

 

 

114 years ago . . . In 1900, the AUTOMOBILE CLUB OF AMERICA was founded.

 

 

98 years ago . . . In 1916, MARGARET SANGER opened the FIRST BIRTH CONTROL CLINIC for promiscuous minxes in New York City.

 

 

42 years ago . . . In 1972, LORETTA LYNN became the first woman to win the CMA's most prestigious honor, ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR.  Loretta had been a Grand Ole Opry member since 1962, and a coal miner's daughter since birth.

41 years ago . . . In 1973, MAYNARD JACKSON was elected to office in Atlanta, Georgia . . . becoming the FIRST BLACK MAYOR of Atlanta or any other major southern city.

 

 

 

38 years ago . . . In 1976, "DISCO DUCK", BY RICK DEES AND HIS CAST OF IDIOTS, HIT #1 ON THE "BILLBOARD" CHARTS!!!  IT'S 7:10 . . . AND 69 DEES-GREES!!!  (How the hell am I supposed to know what the temperature is if I don't have my "dees-grees"?!?)

 

 

 

36 years ago . . . In 1978, the College of Cardinals of the Roman Catholic Church chose CARDINAL KAROL WOJTYLA to be the new Pope;  he took the name PJP2 (POPE JOHN PAUL THE SECOND).

 

 

 

27 years ago . . . In 1987, rescuers in Midland, Texas, pulled 18-month-old BABY JESSICA out of the well she'd fallen into 58 hours earlier.

 

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