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Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling Named Their Daughter Esmerelda Amada 

EVA MENDES and RYAN GOSLING named their newborn daughter Esmerelda Amada Gosling.  We don't know where the name came from, but on a 1999 episode of the Pamela Anderson TV show "V.I.P.", Eva played a character named Esmerelda.  And her character's name in the 2007 movie "We Own the Night" was Amada.

Sexy Pictures of Famous People 

 

 

1.  Some people think JESSICA BIEL is showing a baby bump in this picture.  She's probably not.

 

 

 

2.  Sexy Video:  You really haven't lived until you've seen IDRIS ELBA working out shirtless.

 

 

 

3.  ARIANA GRANDE and BIG SEAN made out on the Revenge of the Mummy ride at Universal Studios.

Jan Hooks from "Saturday Night Live" is Dead at 57 

JAN HOOKS died yesterday . . . She was a regular on "Saturday Night Live" from 1986 to 1991.  She was only 57.  There's no word on the cause of death, but sources say she'd been battling some type of illness.  Jan was also on "Designing Women" and played the Alamo tour guide in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure".

Anne Hathaway Says She Felt "Punched in the Gut" By All the Haters

ANNE HATHAWAY says that the moment she realized she was the subject of so much online hatred, she felt, quote, "punched in the gut.  Shocked and slapped and embarrassed.  Even now I can feel the shame . . . I was in crisis."  But she adds, quote, "Now I'd be fine . . . I'd let it roll off my back."

Eight Characters Who Only Say One Thing 

1.  Kimmy Gibler's boyfriend Duane from "Full House".  He only appeared in three episodes, and he basically only said "Whatever."  (Here's video.)

 

 

2.  Timmy, the kid in the wheelchair on "South Park".  He doesn't say much . . . except his own name, and, quote, "Livin' a lie!"  (Here's video.)

 

 

3.  Matt Damon in "Team America:  World Police""South Park" creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone decided to make him incapable of saying anything other than "Matt Damon!"  (Here's video.)

 

 

4.  The Road Runner from "Looney Tunes", who only said "Meep Meep!"  (Here's video.)

5.  Bubbles from "Finding Nemo", the yellow fish in the aquarium who only says "bubbles" or things like "I love the bubbles."  And the seagulls in the movie only say, "Mine?  Mine.  Mine!"   (Here's video of Bubbles, and a clip of the seagulls.)

 

 

6.  The Japanese stop-motion character "Domo," who only speaks muffled grunts that sound like his own name.  (Here's video.)

 

 

7.  Annyong, the adopted Korean kid in "Arrested Development".  He didn't know English, but he would say, "Annyeong," which is the Korean word for "hello."

 

 

And since he said it all the time, everyone thought it was his name.  Then when anyone said his "name," he'd always respond by repeating it.  (Here's video.  Skip ahead to the 1:36 mark.)

 

 

8.  "Uh-Huh" from "Little Rascals" and "Our Gang", who would always answer things by saying "uh-huh."

 

 

In the 1994 movie version, he shocked everyone by saying "nuh-uh," and then launching into a speech about how he's always had an extensive vocabulary, but CHOOSES not to say anything.  (Here's video.)

Amanda Bynes Was Caught Shoplifting . . . Twice in the Same Day?  

TMZ says AMANDA BYNES tried to shoplift at another store . . . just an hour before being caught stealing at Barneys on Wednesday.  Employees at Pookie & Sebastian saw her bolt with a shirt stuffed between her arms.  When an employee stopped her, Amanda said, quote, "Do I really have to buy this?"

Do George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin Have Their Own Island? 

 

 

We'd heard that GEORGE CLOONEY and AMAL ALAMUDDIN were going to settle down in England.  But it turns out that they might have THEIR OWN ISLAND.

 

 

They reportedly bought a 9,000 square-foot mansion on the Thames River in a village called Sonning Eye.  But the mansion itself sits on its own four-acre island.

 

 

It has eight bedrooms, a wine cellar, gardens and a gym with a steam room and jet pool . . . plus a separate cottage for staff.  There's no word how much he paid for it, but at one point it was on the market for $16 million.

"Dracula Untold" and Robert Downey Jr.'s "The Judge" Are Out This Weekend

 

 

1.  "Dracula Untold"  (PG-13)  Trailer

 

 

Luke Evans plays Vlad Tepes, a prince in Transylvania who turns to the dark side and becomes a vampire to save his people from the Ottoman Empire.

 

 

They demand 1,000 children from his kingdom, including his son.  So Vlad makes a deal with a demon to give him the power to crush his enemies.  With the catch that if he can resist drinking human blood by the end of three days, he'll return to his human self.

 

 

Dominic Cooper from HBO's "The Wire" is the enemy sultan, and Vlad's son is played by one of the Stark boys from "Game of Thrones".  Don't get too excited though, it's the most forgettable of the Stark children . . . Rickon Stark.

 

 

But pay close attention to the master vampire who gives Dracula his powers.  Under all that make up is "Game of Thrones" actor Charles Dance . . . better known as the guy who played Tywin Lannister.

 

 

 

2.  "The Judge"  (R)  Trailer 1 and Trailer 2

 

 

Robert Downey Jr. plays a defense attorney who returns home for his mother's funeral . . . and stays to defend his father, the town's judge, on a murder charge.  Robert Duvall plays his father, and Billy Bob Thornton is the guy prosecuting the case.

 

 

Vera Farmiga from "Bates Motel" is Downey's high school sweetheart, and Vincent D'Onofrio is his brother.

 

3.  "Addicted"  (R)  Trailer  It's playing in 800 theaters.

 

 

Sharon Leal plays a happily married woman who gives in to her newly awakened sexual addiction, after being tempted into posing nude for a painter played by William Levy . . . a Cuban stud who you may remember seeing on "Dancing with the Stars".

 

 

Boris Kodjoe plays her unsuspecting husband, Tyson Beckford plays one of her other sexual encounters, and Kat Graham from the "Vampire Diaries" is in it too . . . so there's no shortage of cocolicious eye candy.

 

 

 

 

 

It's based on the popular children's book about an 11-year-old who experiences the worst day of his life, and gets no support from his family.  So the next morning they ALL wake up cursed with his bad luck.

 

 

Alexander is played by a 13-year-old Australian kid named Ed Oxenbould, and Steve Carell and Jennifer Garner are his parents.  You may recognize Alexander's brother and sister as Jack's son on "Lost" and Liev Schreiber's daughter on "Ray Donovan".

• Friday:  The series premiere of "Cristela" . . . from 8:30 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC.  A sitcom starring comedienne Cristela Alonzo as a sixth-year law student who's stuck living with her sister's familia after she gets an internship at a big law firm.

 

 

• Friday:  The Chelsea Handler stand-up special "Uganda Be Kidding Me Live" begins streaming on Netflix today.

 

 

• Saturday:  "A Warden's Ransom" . . . from 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on LifetimeDiane Neal from "Law & Order: SVU" plays a warden fighting to keep control of her prison after an inmate offers $50 million to anyone who can bust him out.

 

 

• Saturday:  "The Graham Norton Show" . . . from 11:00 P.M. to Midnight Eastern on BBC America.  Emma Thompson talks about photobombing people on the red carpet.  The other guests are Hugh Grant, Luke Evans, and Lenny Kravitz.

 

 

"Saturday Night Live" . . . from 11:30 P.M. to 1:00 A.M. on NBC.  "SNL" alumni Bill Hader hosts and Hozier performs.

 

 

"Sunday Night Football" . . . from 5:30 to 8:30 P.M. Eastern on NBC.  The Philadelphia Eagles host the New York Giants.

 

 

• Sunday:  The fifth season premiere of "The Walking Dead" . . . from 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on AMC.

 

 

• Sunday:  The fourth season premiere of Kevin Smith's "Comic Book Men" . . . from 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on AMC.

 

 

• Sunday:  The series premiere of "The Affair" . . . from 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Showtime.  Dominic West from "The Wire" gets emotionally involved with British minx Ruth Wilson.  Their spouses are played by Joshua Jackson and Maura Tierney.

Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:

 

 

"The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Jada Pinkett Smith, comedian Nick Kroll, and rapper Bobby Shmurda.

 

 

"Late Night with Seth Meyers" - Emily VanCamp from "Revenge", Andy Samberg, and comedian Roy Wood Jr.

 

 

"Letterman" - Chelsea Handler pimps her standup special, "Uganda Be Kidding Me Live", which premieres on Netflix today.  The other guests are "Key & Peele" stars Keegan-Michael Key & Jordan Peele, and country singer Angaleena Presley.

 

 

"Jimmy Kimmel" - Martin Short, Dave Salmoni, and Steve Aoki featuring Waka Flocka Flame and Travis Barker.  (Repeat)

 

 

"Carson Daly" - Antoine Fuqua, Say Anything, and Jason Mantzoukas.  (Repeat)

 

 

"Craig Ferguson" - Morgan Freeman, and Genesis Rodriguez.  (Repeat)

Five Random Facts For Friday

1.  You're about 0.2 inches taller in the morning than at night, because the discs in your spine have been relaxing all night.  Over the course of the day, they squash down a little bit.

 

 

2.  The town of Morton in central Illinois creates 80% of all the canned pumpkin we eat.  Libby's is the most popular brand of canned pumpkin, and they do all of their harvesting and canning in Morton.

 

 

3.  Blind people have four times more nightmares than people with sight.

 

 

4.  "Finding Nemo" is the best-selling DVD of all time.

 

 

5.  In Maryland, adultery is a misdemeanor punishable by a $10 fine.

 

 

You Can't Tell If You're Being Cheated On . . . But Strangers Can Spot It Immediately

A new study found that you can't tell if you're being cheated on . . . but STRANGERS can spot it almost immediately.  They had people watch couples interact, then say if they were faithful or if one person was cheating.  And they got it right so often, it couldn't have been random guessing . . . but the researchers aren't sure WHY.

A Woman Gives Birth to a Baby Dwarf . . . And Confesses

She Had Sex With a Dwarf Stripper During Her Bachelorette Party

A woman in Spain gave birth to a baby dwarf this month . . . then broke down and confessed that she'd gotten so out of control at her bachelorette party earlier this year, she had sex with the DWARF MALE STRIPPER.  There's no word on how her husband reacted.

A Guy on US Airways Yells That He Has Ebola and Gets Escorted Off by a Hazmat Team

A guy was coughing on a US Airways flight from Philadelphia to the Dominican Republic on Wednesday, and yelled out, quote, "I have Ebola!"  So when the plane landed, a hazmat team boarded and escorted him off.  Turns out he DIDN'T actually have Ebola and they're not sure why he yelled that.

A Crematory Tried to Cremate an 800-Pound Person . . . and the Entire Place Caught Fire

On Wednesday, a crematory in Virginia was trying to cremate the body of a person who weighed approximately 800 DELICIOUS POUNDS . . . and they just couldn't handle it.  It created so much heat the entire place caught on fire.  Fortunately no one was hurt . . . and they're planning to take a second shot at the cremation soon.

A Third of Us Have Rejected a Video Call Because We Looked Like Crap

According to a new survey, 33% of us have rejected a video call because we looked like CRAP.  25% of us spend more than five minutes getting ready for one, and 15% of us change outfits.  And once we're chatting, 25% of us spend more time looking at the video of OURSELVES than the person we're talking to.

You Don't Appreciate Your Siblings Until You're 25 . . . Here Are the 10 Things That Make You Like Them

A new survey found you don't really appreciate your siblings until you're 25.  The top three things that make you like them are:  Living apart . . . finding your differences funny instead of annoying . . . and laughing about the fights you had as kids.

A Study Finds Men Are Terrible at Sizing Up Which Guys They Could and Couldn't Beat Up

A new study out of UCLA found that men are TERRIBLE at sizing up which guys they could and couldn't beat up.  We think we could beat someone up if we see them when we're standing on solid ground or with a group . . . we think we CAN'T beat someone up if they're a risk taker.  But none of that actually predicts anything.

Aimee Teegarden is 25.  Julie on "Friday Night Lights" and Ghostface's first victim in "Scream 4".

 

 

Mya is 36.  Nubian singing minx and former "Dancing with the Stars" contestant.

 

 

Dale Earnhardt, Jr. is 40.  NASCAR redneck.

 

 

Mario Lopez is 41.  He parlayed his vast "Saved By The Bell" experience into hosting duties on "Extra" and Miss America pageants.

 

 

He's also an UNREPENTANT POON-HOUND.  Ali Landry had their marriage annulled in just over TWO WEEKS, after she found out Mario cheated on her at his bachelor party in 2004.  Then he dated his "Dancing with the Stars" partner, Karina Smirnoff . . . and may have cheated on her, too.

 

 

Mattress actress Tiffany Mynx is 43.  She's starred in 454 fine films including . . . "Nymphomercials", "License to Thrill", "Quantum Deep", "Single White Shemale", and "Obama is Nailin' Palin".

 

 

Wendi McLendon-Covey is 45.  Foul-mouthed cousin Rita in "Bridesmaids", Deputy Johnson on "Reno 911!".  Now she's the mom on ABC's "The Goldbergs".

 

 

Manu Bennett is 45.  Crixus in the "Spartacus" shows.  He's also in the "Hobbit" movies as the Azog, the leader of the Orcs.

 

 

Brett Favre is 45.  His legacy should remain intact and ensured . . . even though he did just about everything he could to tarnish it in his last years in the NFL.

Jodi Benson is 53.  The voice of Ariel in "The Little Mermaid".

 

 

Martin Kemp is 53.  Spandau Ballet's bass player.

 

 

Julia Sweeney is 55"SNL", "It's Pat!"

 

 

Bradley Whitford is 55.  He was Josh Lyman on "The West Wing" and Danny Tripp on "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip".  He also got to play the guy Patrick Jane murdered in cold blood on "The Mentalist", believing he was Red John . . . and he was in "Cabin in the Woods" . . . one of the better horror flicks of the last few years.

 

Bradley nails Jane Kaczmarek, the mom from "Malcolm In The Middle".  Hard.

 

 

Tanya Tucker is 56.  Sexually promiscuous country minx.

 

 

David Lee Roth is 60.

 

 

Ben Vereen is 68.  Chicken George in "Roots".

Countdown to Upcoming Events

• 6 days to World Food Day

• 21 days to Halloween

• 23 days to Daylight Saving Ends

• 41 days to the American Smoke Out

• 48 days to Thanksgiving Day

• 833 days left of "Hope and Change"

115 years ago . . . In 1899, the BICYCLE FRAME WAS PATENTED by MR. I.R. JOHNSON.

 

 

71 years ago . . . in 1943, the FIRST Lassie movie, "Lassie Come Home", premiered . . . starring young RODDY MCDOWALL and ELIZABETH TAYLOR.  Roddy McDowall was only 15 then.

 

 

57 years ago . . . In 1957, "Zorro", starring an apparent gringo, GUY WILLIAMS, debuted on ABC.  His REAL name, however, was Armand Catalano.

 

 

52 years ago . . . In 1962, BOBBY "BORIS" PICKETT'S smash "The Monster Mash" was BANNED by the BBC because they thought the song was offensive.

 

 

48 years ago . . . In 1966, MILTON BRADLEY released the very naughty game for horny would-be contortionists . . . TWISTER.

 

 

46 years ago . . . In 1968, "Barbarella" was released.  JANE FONDA starred as a space minx out to save the universe from the evil Durand-Durand . . . which ended up being the inspiration for the name of the band DURAN DURAN(True.)

 

 

(Jane Fonda's zero-gravity striptease at the beginning of the flick will remind you why people actually used to love this chick.)

 

 

44 years ago . . . In 1970, NEIL DIAMOND had his first #1 song . . . "Cracklin' Rosie".

 

 

39 years ago . . . In 1975, ELIZABETH TAYLOR married Husband #5, RICHARD BURTON . . . again . . . just a little over a year after their divorce.  They divorced . . . again . . . about 10 months later.  (But hey . . . at least Lindsay Lohan got a gig out of it.)

 

 

36 years ago . . . In 1978, PRESIDENT CARTER signed a bill authorizing the SUSAN B. ANTHONY DOLLAR . . . which died a quick death because it looked and felt too much like a quarter.

36 years ago . . . In 1978, STEVEN TYLER and JOE PERRY of AEROSMITH were injured during a Philadelphia concert when an excited fan THREW A CHERRY BOMB ON STAGE.  For many moons afterwards, Aerosmith would only perform behind a chain-link fence.

 

 

34 years ago . . . In 1980, BILLIE "BUCKWHEAT" THOMAS fell victim to the Curse of the Little Rascals when he died of a heart attack at the age of 49.  It was definitely not O-TAY.

 

 

33 years ago . . . In 1981, the "Laverne & Shirley" CARTOON debuted on ABC.

 

 

33 years ago . . . In 1981, funeral services were held in Cairo for slain Egyptian leader ANWAR SADAT.  He was assassinated by Muslim extremists angered by his PEACE agreement with Israel.

 

 

29 years ago . . . In 1985, the mantastic, bald-headed YUL BRYNNER passed away at age 65 of lung cancer.

 

 

23 years ago . . . In 1991, Joseph Harris, an ex-postal worker, killed three other postal workers and a woman in New Jersey . . . and inspired the term "GOING POSTAL".

 

 

22 years ago . . . In 1992, "The Chase", by GARTH BROOKS, debuted at #1 on "Billboard's" pop AND country album charts, knocking BILLY RAY CYRUS' "Some Gave All" from the top spot on each.

 

 

10 years ago . . . In 2004, the entire planet mourned a world without a Superman when the great CHRISTOPHER REEVE passed away.

 

 

Eight years ago . . . In 2006, GOOGLE bought YOUTUBE in a $1.65 BILLION deal.

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