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Top 9 Creepy Things Kids Have Said To Their Parents

So, this morning, I was reading about how there was a thread going on on Reddit about the creepiest things kids have ever said to their parents. So of course, I had to go through and read all of them to see what kind of weirdo stuff kids have said (I have a morbid curiosity, so sue me). Let me tell you, I had goosebumps several times reading the creepy weirdo crap that kids say to their parents. Check out my top 9 after the jump!

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Lesson learned, parents. Don’t tell your kids that you know what they’re doing when they’re at school!

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Kids are resorting to threads of violence to get junk food now? I’ll never be a parent.

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He just has the decorating bug, mom… Geeze…

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Ummm… I have nothing to add here.

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May I suggest therapy?

flickr, Corrie… 


Just trying to be helpful, I guess.

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And… now you have to burn your house down.

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Oh yeah, I remember it like it was yesterday.

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I would take the kid’s advice.

So mostly, I’ve learned that kids see dead people and recall past lives. I’m officially creeped out and will probably sleep with all of the lights on tonight… and for the rest of my life.

Kids have said some pretty creepy things. Check out the entire thread from Reddit here.

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