Thanksgiving For Singles

All of us single people know the drill on Thanksgiving. We're no stranger to the words, "have you met that special someone yet?" Here's a way to end those questions, and it will cost you nothing but a little dignity.

There's a guy in Tennessee who is offering his service free on Craigstlist.

What is his service?

He will come to your family gathering and pose as a horrible boyfriend.

In his words from Craigslist...

"Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you're still single? About how your parents really want more grandchildren? Well, look no further!

I am a 28-year-old felon with no high school degree and a dirty old van one year younger than me, painted like EDDIE VAN HALEN'S guitar. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar.

If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, I'm game.

I can do these things, at your request: Openly hit on other female guests, start discussions about politics and/or religion, propose to you in front of everyone, pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on, start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see.

I require no pay but the free meal I will receive as a guest!"

There's one way to stop the questions!