short

I get a lot of crap from people for being a shorty. I've heard all the names, the jokes and have even been the involuntary arm rest to some people. But what people don't realize are the advantages to being a short person. We can easily maneuver around big crowds, we can fit in tight spaces (although I'm claustrophobic), we're pretty good at limbo and the best part is we can contort our bodies to f