Rihanna is newsworthy. To a point, Chris Brown in newsworthy. But, it's not very often that I think of Ronald Fenty, Rihanna's dad, as being newsworthy. In fact, he really isn't, but he's made a statement so ludicrous that I had to name him "Wendy's Douche Of The Day" today. You're probably asking yourself, "what on Earth could he have said to earn him such a title?". Well guys, according to good old Ronald, Chris Brown is just a downright nice guy. He's just misunderstood. Give me a freakin' break.