Maxi pad

Jackson County has a new roundabout and many Michigan residents think it looks like something completely different than a peanut.

Meet Pad. Well, Pad isn't his real name. His real name is Brandon. But, he calls himself Pad, he wants to change his name to "Pad", he'd prefer it if you called him "Pad", and one of his New Year's resolutions is to "become a pink disposable feminine pad". Perfectly normal, right?