I wish I had totally fabricated that headline.
So, I'm sorry if you like having ears. They'll probably melt right off of the side of your head after listening to Paris' new album.
Yes, I said "new" album. Some of you may have blocked from your memory the album that Ms. Hilton released in 2006. Though, I have to admit, "Stars Are Blind" was kind of catchy, and it may or may not actually be on my iPod...