Specifically, a “labral tear” in her hip which has left her unable to walk and signaled a need for emergency surgery. But as usual, she's found the silver lining -- and a new mechanical friend.

Now the Mother Monster and her legal team are working overtime to keep the details of the 'Judas' lawsuit secret since it involves her being accused of thefting a music sample and using it without permission in her song.

In other news: Timmy pulled Susan's hair during recess and now he has detention.

But as Lady Gaga proved, sometimes a little day-making goes a long way – and it’s not even that hard to do.

She helped in the best way she knew how, as she was on tour and at a distance; she shared a song she wrote at age 16 called 'No Floods,' which was eerie given the lyrical content. Now she has pledged a million dollar donation to the Red Cross for the relief efforts.

Lady Gaga has allegedly been offered big bucks to star in the sequel to 'Zoolander,' the male model comedy that featured Ben Stiller as a vapid runway walker.