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Bad Advertising: Fabric Fondling?
Bad Advertising: Fabric Fondling?
Bad Advertising: Fabric Fondling?
Now, as many of you know, I come from a very teeny tiny town in Northern Michigan, where, well, we're not always as up with the times as the rest of the world. However, this ad from the local paper caught my attention the other day, and I felt that I should share it with you all. There's this sewing store up there. It's called The Happy Hooker.