Well, this is a story I never thought I would write.
A New Jersey woman named Danielle Davies is a pretty big Bradley Cooper fan. Turns out they went to school together (and were in a play together), so she's decided to get his attention again by taking a carboard cutout of him with her everywhere. Really. She takes him to the grocery store, the mall, and on carousel rides. And then she posts the photos to her insane Instagram.