There is a new addition to the laundry list of fake body parts that society wants us to be self conscious about: Cleavage wrinkles.
According to the New York Times: "Cleavage wrinkles are deep, vertical creases caused by hours spent sleeping on one’s side, where gravity forces the top breast to bend farther past the body’s midline than it should. The lines can also be caused by sports and push-up bras, which smush the breasts together and are often worn for hours."
First of all: Seriously, New York Times? Aren't there far more pressing issues in the world that you could be writing about?