Swedish Man’s Name Is 63 Words Long – Including A Ninja Turtles Reference
A 25-year-old guy in Sweden man has spent thousands of dollars extending his first name to 63 words, and claims to have the world’s longest first name.
The man’s name, officially, is: Kim-Jong Sexy Glorious Beast Divine Dick Father Lovely Iron Man Even Unique Poh Un Winn Charlie Ghora Khaos Mehan Hansa Kimmy Humbero Uno Master Over Dance Shake Bouti Bepop Rocksteady Shredder Kung Ulf Road House Gilgamesh Flap Guy Theo Arse Hole Im Yoda Funky Boy Slam Duck Chuck Jorma Jukka Pekka Ryan Super Air Ooy Rusell Salvador Alfons Molgan Akta Papa Long Nameh Ek. He’s officially changed his name six different times (which cost him about $184 per change).
He doesn’t seem to see much of a downside to his super long and impossible to remember first name, he told Newser, “I don’t always get my mail and sometimes the electricity bill is late, but that’s part of the charm.”
Charm? Okay… I mean, I guess you can call it that. But the question is, sir, what do WE call you? Do you go by something for short? Can I just pick the names in your name that I’d like to call you? If so, I’m going with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles references and will from here on out refer to you as “Bepop Rocksteady Shredder”.
Also, his name makes me want to sing this song.