Spider Causes Michigan Guy To Lose Control Of His Car
I could see this being a story that actually happened to me… spiders, snakes, and bats make me act all kinds of crazy.
According to a post on the Leelanau County Sheriff’s Office Facebook page, Sunday morning in Centerville Township a 26-year-old and his passenger were traveling down the road when he looked up and saw a spider on his visor. The guy became so distracted by this spider above him, (if it were me there would be plenty of screaming and arms flailing) that he went off the side of the road, into a ditch and through some brush before some trees stopped his SUV.
The Leelanau County Sherriff’s office told UpNorthLive.com that the driver was uninjured and his passenger was treated for a wrist injury at the scene of the accident.
That guy is definitely Rob’s People because it’s just a spider and your lives are more important than a spider bite… but DANG IT, IT’S A FREAKIN’ SPIDER!! I’d have reacted the same way, (possibly more dramatic!)
**just in case you’re asking “What’s ‘Rob’s People’?” – – “Rob’s People” are dummies in the news; it’s usually some kind of dumb move or scheme that if I could see myself doing. Yes, I do a lot of dumb things, just not the criminal type; but still, they’re Rob’s People.