Now You Too Can Name a Cockroach After Your Special Someone
Because chocolates and flowers are SO outdated. No other gift can live up to a week without its head attached!
This year, the Bronx Zoo is offering the chance for you to name a cockroach after the love of your life, your ex, your annoying coworker, or whoever you choose. For only $10, you can receive a digital certificate showing the Madagascar hissing roach that has been named after your Valentine, and $25 gets you the certificate and chocolates.
According to Jezebel, "The zoo uses the money to help conserve the roaches and other animal species." See, it's even for a good cause!
The stars may burn out, and time itself may fade, but cockroaches are forever.
You can name your own cockroach here.