Because chocolates and flowers are SO outdated. No other gift can live up to a week without its head attached!

This year, the Bronx Zoo is offering the chance for you to name a cockroach after the love of your life, your ex, your annoying coworker, or whoever you choose. For only $10, you can receive a digital certificate showing the Madagascar hissing roach that has been named after your Valentine, and $25 gets you the certificate and chocolates.

According to Jezebel, "The zoo uses the money to help conserve the roaches and other animal species." See, it's even for a good cause!

The stars may burn out, and time itself may fade, but cockroaches are forever.

You can name your own cockroach here.

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