Michigan Mother & Son in Hiding After Bragging About How Awesome Their Sex Life is Together

Well, that's quite the headline, and it's also totally true.

Crimefeed.com reports that Kim West and her son Ben Ford have been in a sexual relationship with each other for two years. They decided to speak pretty publicly about it in a British tabloid called New Day, and said that the sex is "incredible".

West gave birth to Ford when she was 19 and gave him up for adoption. The two reconnected in December 2013, when Ford tracked down West and sent her a letter.

After meeting, West started having sexually explicit dreams about Ford and was relieved (okay...) when she found out that it's actually kind of common, and there's even a term for it - Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA). GSA is a phenomenon wherein relatives who reunite in adulthood experience attraction toward each other.

In January 2014, the two apparently kissed in a hotel room (gross). Ford then left his wife to move to Michigan to be with his mother (super gross). The two are hoping to get married and have kids of their own.

There's a problem, though. Incest is illegal in Michigan. Even between two consenting adults. In fact, it's a third degree felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison. In layman's terms - it's illegal to bone your mom, so don't do that.

So, the two have gone into hiding. Crimefeed says that they intend to leave the state of Michigan and go somewhere where their love is legal. There are only two state in the U.S. where incest is legal - New Jersey and Rhode Island.