Contact Us

Man’s New Year’s Resolution: “To Become A Pink Disposable Feminine Pad.” No, Seriously


Meet Pad. Well, Pad isn’t his real name. His real name is Brandon. But, he calls himself Pad, he wants to change his name to “Pad”, he’d prefer it if you called him “Pad”, and one of his New Year’s resolutions is to “become a pink disposable feminine pad”. Perfectly normal, right?


Pad’s last name is Gardner (at least according to his Twitter page), and he has a lot of goals for 2013. The Panama City, FL man wants to do the following in the next 10 months or so:

1. To get [his] legal first name changed to Pad.
2. To start preparing for life as a feminine pad.
3. To bicycle across the United States.
4. To set a world record for having the largest pad collection.
5. To become a pink disposable feminine pad.

All of this is according to his page on Why does he want to become a pad? Well, I’m not exactly sure. He says on his DeviantArt profile:

I have wanted to become a pad since I was ten years old.

Lofty goal for a ten-year-old. He also lets us know that he has a fascination with werewolves and vampires, so obviously he is a well-adjusted, perfectly normal, maxi pad wannabe.

And how is that pad collection going? Well, according to Pad himself,

Currently I own 686 pads towards setting a world record for the largest pad collection. I am planning to donate myself and all the pads in the collection to women in need of pads once I have become a pad finally.

I don’t know how one goes about becoming a pad, and honestly, I’m not sure that I want to. Turns out, he’s not too sure, either. Which he discusses (along with other things) in this video.

Subscribe to Channel 95.7 on

And hey! Lucky us! This is also the video “where I discuss tampons”. Neat.

(Also, if you’re interested, his Facebook page contains tons of pictures of him “hanging out with pads”. No, I am not joking.)

Best of Channel 95.7

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Please solve this simple math problem to prove that you are a real person.

Sign up for Friends With Benefits quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive Friends With Benefits contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.