Man Upset After Female Jogger Poops On His Lawn
In New Mexico a man is trying to find a blonde woman who keeps jogging by his house and taking a break to POOP ON HIS LAWN! He said that his security cameras have caught her four times.
The man, who only wanted to be named ‘Bobby’ said that he thought the “malicious fecal distribution” was perhaps just a one time thing. He said the first time the woman popped a squat was back on Easter Sunday. Since then though, he’s caught her 3 additional times. She’ll job by, stop and do her business and continue on. She doesn’t even wipe or anything!
The man said he wanted to go to the police, but he was afraid that they wouldn’t take him seriously.