Levi Johnston To Name His Daughter After A Gun
When it comes to baby names, Alaskans are like celebrities in that they tend to go the offbeat route.
And by Alaskans we mean members of Sarah Palin’s extended clan, which are the only Alaskans we know. (So sorry, rest of Alaska.)
Levi Johnston counts as a member of Palin’s extended clan, on the strength of having once knocked up the former governor’s daughter, Bristol. Levi is no longer with Bristol, but he’s still busy spreading his seed all over the 49th state; he has just impregnated his latest girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby. But before we get into that, a few words on how the expecting couple met.
Apparently, Levi was trolling Facebook when he spotted a photo of Sunny. “I called my friend and said ‘Get her,’” Johnston explained. And that worked. We’re not even going to pretend that we aren’t jealous.
So the two get together, yadda, yadda, yadda, and now the 20-year-old Sunny is five-and-half-months pregnant. Since the couple already knows the baby will be a girl, they’ve decided to name her Breeze Beretta, after the Italian gun.
Levi, an avid hunter, has also tattooed Breeze on his bicep, so it looks like the name will stick.
What do you think? For a firearm-based name, Breeze Beretta actually has a nice, feminine ring to it. And, naming your daughter after a gun is probably preferable to the shotgun weddings that used to go along with unmarried pregnancies, so Levi’s got that going for him