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Land Ho: Kim Kardashian Channels a Wrecked Blonde Mermaid for Halloween [PHOTOS]

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At a Saturday night Halloween party sponsored by Midori, Kim Kardashian (who doesn’t go anywhere unless she’s paid to) stuck with the melon liqueur’s green theme by dolling herself up as a rather bedraggled-looking mermaid, complete with a sailor in the form of Kanye West.

Having apparently tired of that pornoriffic cat costume, Kim’s outfit consisted of an ill-fitting shell top, some trashy beads and a bedazzled green skirt with netting, all topped off with a stringy blonde wig that gave her the look of a younger and slightly less haggard Donatella Versace.

Meanwhile, Kanye tagged along (hope you’re getting used to playing second-fiddle, Yeezy) as a sailor who’d happened upon a treasure-trove of Ralph Lauren duds — he wore a shirt with nautical stripes, a navy blazer, white pants and red suede loafers, with a jaunty captain’s hat tucked into his waistband.

Kim also tweeted a series of photos throughout the night, just in case you’ve forgotten your life is nowhere near as glamorous as hers.

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