So, it seems the suits at KFC were sitting around and thinking, "Hmmmm, how can we capitalize on teens?" Instead of promoting grabbing a drumstick or thigh in the drive through late a night much like *cough*tacobell*cough* they thought they would make this instead.

The chicken corsage.

Yes, it's real.

It's a corsage you wear on your wrist. It has some baby's breath and a nice drumstick. You can get it in crispy, original or grilled. Huh?!??!!??!?!??!

This is the absolute worst thing ever.

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