KFC Unveils Chicken Corsage In Time For Prom Season
So, it seems the suits at KFC were sitting around and thinking, "Hmmmm, how can we capitalize on teens?" Instead of promoting grabbing a drumstick or thigh in the drive through late a night much like *cough*tacobell*cough* they thought they would make this instead.
The chicken corsage.
Yes, it's real.
It's a corsage you wear on your wrist. It has some baby's breath and a nice drumstick. You can get it in crispy, original or grilled. Huh?!??!!??!?!??!
This is the absolute worst thing ever.