Justin Verlander’s Fastball Flakes And 5 Other Cereals We’d Like To See
Simple oatmeal and corn flakes just aren’t good enough for breakfast anymore…well, actually they are, but only if you put a catchy name on them like “Fastball Flakes”.
Amway Flakes: pyramid-shaped flakes dusted with golden sugar
gr hOOps: orange O’s (no longer in production)
Katy Perry Krunch: available everywhere except Grand Rapids
Orange Barrel Bran: a summertime favorite, loaded with fiber, prevents backups
Republicrat Corn Puffs: mitten-shaped corn cereal, red on one side and blue on the other
Just lost my appetite.
Support the John D. Dingell VA Medical Center in Detroit and the VA Ann Arbor Healthcare System by purchasing Fastball Flakes at Grand Rapids, Detroit, Lansing, and Kalamazoo area Meijer stores.