A Penniless Heidi Montag Now Regrets Her Enormous Sweater Yams
Plastic surgery is a Hollywood norm that oftentimes makes celebrities look anything but normal. This did nothing to deter former reality show star Heidi Montag from getting 10 procedures in a single fateful day in 2010, transforming her into tabloid fodder and opening her up to shouts of, “Oh my God, what is that thing?”
And hindsight being 20/20 and all, Heidi now has her regrets.
Montag told Access Hollywood that she wishes she hadn’t had the surgery and would “never do it again.”
She further explained that she was not made aware of the side-effects of plastic surgery, adding, “I wasn’t told really the repercussions and what would happen, emotionally and psychically, and the pain I would be in. I was kind of in shock.”
We’re shocked too. Shocked that a fellow human being (well, we assume that’s what she is) would be surprised that having your skin cut open and your bones shaved down would, you know, hurt.
Even more bizarre is that while she regrets her surgeries, she says she does not regret her current four-year marriage to Spencer Pratt nor the moniker Speidi or even the fact that they blew through a million bucks and are now broke.
So yeah. Definitely not human.